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DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 ("Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/05/2008 7:11:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies attempt to remove Sarah Palin as a candidate has moved from the merely ridiculous to the beyond absurd as exemplified by this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?" See, the DUmmies are absolutely convinced that Palin was involved in Idaho's Aryan Nation group. And their proof? She was born in Idaho, which she left before she could remember, and by the fact she went to college in that state. As if to seal their conviction on this, the DUmmies point out the "questionable" names she gave to her children. I kid you not. And based on all this, the DUmmies want to conduct a thorough investigation of Palin in their very desperate, but laughable, attempt to remove her from the ticket. So let us now join the DUmmies wallowing in their absurdities in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that some really FUn stuff about Joe Biden will soon be coming out, is in the [brackets]:

Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?

[Meanwhile I'm collecting similar material on the Swiss Family Robinson.]

now, bear with me here, but this was something. was having a discussion with my mom and one reason she said she couldn't stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH and was born in Sandpoint, Idaho. Palin was born Sarah Louise Heath in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach.

[Yes, the very name HEATH is sure to set off rational people. Oh and the proof she was born in Sandpoint, Idaho is solid proof that she is GUILTY! Of what, I'm not sure.]

up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background. My dad had lived there at one point, and we're not white. One of the more prominent family names there in the aryan nation is HEATH.

[So is SMITH.]

this could be something that needs to be checked a bit more if theres anyone at DU with the background to do it.

[Sounds like a perfect DUmmie project. DUAC! DUAC!]

I will be writing an email to K.O., Rachel Maddow, and Amy Goodman also because this deserves some serious investigative journalism.

[And don't forget to forward that e-mail to your mental health caretaker.]

She transferred in 1983 to North Idaho College. In 1987, Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho, where she also minored in political science. north idaho is in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. not too far from Sandpoint. Coeur d'Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.

[Good thing she never went to school in Lynchburg, VA. Lynch. Get it?]

if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.

[US magazine is right on top of it. Now to the other sanity challenged DUmmies...]

you don't know much about ayran nation or sandpoint. I do. this is deadly serious. if shes connected to aryan nation thats a big thing. all gloves are off in this one.

[It's so deadly serious that I'm in the middle of a bellylaugh.]

Kick for the looney tunes possibility. She wasn't vetted at all. I'd believe anything about her at this point.

[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]

MAN, I'd LOVE to see her nailed with something like this.

[Why don't you present that "evidence" to the International Court at The Hague?]

getting this across to independants and others is important. this woman is dangerous with a questionable background.

[Yes, let them also question your mental health.]

Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant, IIRC... I don't see how an assumption can be made considering the length of time that's passed.

[KILLJOY!!!]

The picture of the Palins and their friends dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me. I thought of that the minute I saw that photo of them all dressed up in wolf skins. And her children's names are Norse. It's worth looking into.

[Track and Bristol are Norse? Or maybe they have a hidden child named Siegfried?]

The Nordic name is "Trygg." They think maybe "Trig" is short for trigger.

[Maybe Trig is short for Trigonometry.]

Its beginning to make sense now, giving them nordic names, in Europe, these folks are well known racist the nordics, you find them in Denmark, Sweden and Norway (Scandinavians).

[Case closed! GUILTY!!!]

the kids' names are NOT Norse. Not sure what Track and Trig are - but they're not Norse, and Bristol and Piper are English. Don't recall the other girl's name.

[Brunhilda? GUILTY!!!]

Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

[She lied, Moose died.]

Bristol, Willow and Piper are absolutely English, NOT Norse. Track, I have no idea. No idea how that could be considered Norse - and if it's another bizarre Anglicization, I can't identify the source.

[We need to turn over all this "evidence" to a special prosecutor.]

I think it will be difficult to tie Sarah Palin herself to a white supremacist group. But she sure seems to have those connections.

[Those Norse names that aren't are rock solid proof.]

The Heath family left the Gooding area in April of 1926 so their cattle would have grass for grazing along the way. They received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise. In central Idaho, Orville heard a radio for the first time, and family members recalled passing through a white-pine forest so thick in the Boville-Clarkia area that they never saw the sun all day.

[Find out if Orville was listening to Rush Limbaugh.]

On the 1930 Census the listed names of the children of Orville and Bessie match up to the Rootsweb site above. The census images, rootsweb site and online internment records all match one another. Charles R Heath would not have been alive in 1930 so he wouldn't show up on the last census published. If he is a younger son of Orville and Bessie, that sister would likely be Dixie A Heath, as she is the youngest in the household in 1930.

[Dixie? GUILTY!!! Plus Orville and Bessie are well known Norse names.]

Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.

[I went to school (in Puerto Rico of all places) with a full Eskimo.]

I agree that every corner of her life needs to be investigated, because if we should find her in the position she seeks, this country as we know it, as flawed as it currently is, could be in much deeper trouble. She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish. I thought I disliked the lying weasel, darth, and Rove, but this one really creeps me out.

[That part about Orville listening to the radio for the first time in central Idaho in 1926 is pretty damning right there.]

I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

[Check your box of Wheaties. It has the Skinhead Secret Decoder Ring inside that you can use to decipher that subtle code.]


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KEYWORDS: du; dummies; mccainpalin; palinattacks; palinping; sarahpalin
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To: Gumdrop

Well Of course they are. Lunatics are idiots


41 posted on 09/05/2008 7:35:48 AM PDT by Kaslin (Vote Democrat if you like high gas prices at the pump)
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To: PJ-Comix
Track and Bristol are Norse? Or maybe they have a hidden child named Siegfried?

Yeah, and Piper and Willow? Really folks, there were Viking women named Piper and Willow?

42 posted on 09/05/2008 7:38:50 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
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To: imskylark
Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

I guess that I can never run for political office. Some of my ancestors had altered the spelling of their surname when they came to the, then, British colonies. They "lied" and I am their progeny, ergo, I am descended from rotten liars.
43 posted on 09/05/2008 7:40:28 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix

Coeur d’Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.

At least they are treated equally.

Dummies are a hoot, mon.


44 posted on 09/05/2008 7:40:31 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

It gets even more sinister. Piper and Willow were the names of two characters on “Charmed” a television show about good witches fighting bad witches.


45 posted on 09/05/2008 7:40:42 AM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Republicans and Conservatives staying home will give us President Hussein Obama.)
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To: PJ-Comix
up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background.

Chicago has a lot of gangbangers and murderers.

Barack Obama is from Chicago.

Therefore Barack Obama is a gangbanger and a murderer.

See how this works?

Typical DUmmieland mental defectives.

Oh yes, and top x posts, where x = the number of the post after this one.

46 posted on 09/05/2008 7:41:05 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground: where PCP is not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Neville Heath

That settles it! She’s a sadistic murderer!

47 posted on 09/05/2008 7:41:29 AM PDT by dighton
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To: tcrlaf
So are the Chicago suburbs

Illinois Nazis...I hate Illinois Nazis.

48 posted on 09/05/2008 7:41:49 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan.)
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To: dfwgator

>said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types<

Is the code something like “Love your country, love your family, work hard to made your community and State a better place?” That’s sure the message I’m getting from her.

Boy, that IS subtle! Whod’a thunk this is “skinhead-type” code?

The folks at DU obviously have too much time on their hands.


49 posted on 09/05/2008 7:42:12 AM PDT by CarolTX (Onward through the fog)
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To: Bender2; Allegra

Ping, folks. This is really, really screw-ball stuff...even for DU.


50 posted on 09/05/2008 7:42:20 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: mnehrling
My last name is Nehrling. It is a German name. Some Germans where Nazis. That does not mean I have a Nazi past.

Same here. my last ancestors on both sides were German. But my family immigrated in 1854 (paternal side...the maternal side in 1868). Not much to do with Nazis. In fact, nothing at all. An uncle fought against the Germans in WWI. Others in WWII. But, by the DUer's level of evidence needed, I'm suspect fer sure. After all, I lived in Utah for 4 years. That's close to Idaho...

51 posted on 09/05/2008 7:42:30 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Stay safe, PJ!


52 posted on 09/05/2008 7:43:05 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: Sacajaweau; Paul Heinzman

Your assetion doesn’t match up with what we’ve seen in the past. When the DUmmies become aware that we’re mocking them, they do anything but smile, they gnash their teeth, post vile things about us and (often) the mods lock the thread.


53 posted on 09/05/2008 7:44:01 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
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To: CarolTX
“Love your country, love your family, work hard to made your community and State a better place?”

All I know is that those things ain't 'keepin' it real.'

54 posted on 09/05/2008 7:44:09 AM PDT by dfwgator (After Saturday, the Miami Hurricanes will be downgraded to a tropical depression)
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To: Sacajaweau; Paul Heinzman

Your assertion doesn’t match up with what we’ve seen in the past. When the DUmmies become aware that we’re mocking them, they do anything but smile, they gnash their teeth, post vile things about us and (often) the mods lock the thread.


55 posted on 09/05/2008 7:44:11 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
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To: PJ-Comix

“she said she couldn’t stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH...”

And here I thought that they’d be all for a National Heath Plan!


56 posted on 09/05/2008 7:44:17 AM PDT by CSM ("Conservobabes are hot. Libitches are not." - stolen from rightinthemiddle)
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To: Paradox
Are these posters aware that Joe Biden's kids go by "Beau" and "Hunter." In case they need reminding, Beau was also the name of the son of Ashley and Melanie Wilkes in "Gone With the Wind." The Wilkes family not only fought for the South, but they were slave owners. So Joe Biden's son goes by a name that is a tribute to slavery. We'd better forward this information to some investigative journalists.

As for "Hunter".... well, I think they can connect those dots themselves!

Truly, I think if you told most Americans about this stuff, they would think you were making it up.

57 posted on 09/05/2008 7:46:28 AM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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To: PJ-Comix
if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.

[US magazine is right on top of it. Now to the other sanity challenged DUmmies...]

Paging dan raTHer - dan raTHer, pick up the white courtesy phone please.


Kick for the looney tunes possibility. She wasn't vetted at all. I'd believe anything about her at this point.

[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]

I believe that all the rumors I've heard about Mrs. Palin are also true, sayeth the DUmmie.


Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant, IIRC... I don't see how an assumption can be made considering the length of time that's passed.

[KILLJOY!!!]

Lucy pulls the football away from Charles again.


Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

[She lied, Moose died.]

But, but, but, the BOWEL Movement didn't lie about his church of 20 years.


Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.

[I went to school (in Puerto Rico of all places) with a full Eskimo.]

The children are part Native American, so they should be left alone. Oh wait, they are Republicans. DRIVE ON, FULL SPEED AHEAD!


I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

[Check your box of Wheaties. It has the Skinhead Secret Decoder Ring inside that you can use to decipher that subtle code.]

AND GET THIS - I heard someone talk about his friend who overheard his buddy telling his girlfriend that she was correct about the accusation that her coworker had heard that Bush actually hugged Palin when he went to Alaska.

58 posted on 09/05/2008 7:47:30 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Sarah Palin is NOT worried about anything being above her pay grade!)
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To: Paradox

Wait, there’s more! I just read that Biden’s daughter is named Ashley... also from “Gone With the Wind.” Well, there you go. Joe Biden is obviously sending secret signals out that he supports slavery and the Confederacy.


59 posted on 09/05/2008 7:48:19 AM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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To: AxelPaulsenJr

>Piper and Willow were the names of two characters on “Charmed” a television show about good witches fighting bad witches.<

OMG!! Witchcraft-practicing, wolf-wearing, moose-hunting White and Eskimo supremacists!!! What a cabal!

LOL


60 posted on 09/05/2008 7:48:22 AM PDT by CarolTX (Onward through the fog)
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