DUmmie FUnnies 09-03-08 (Beyond the Palin: Let's THANK the KOmmies for their vile attacks!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 3, 2008 | KOmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

I have to admit, at first there I was pretty angry. Outraged. Infuriated. Spitting-bullets mad. I'm talking of course about the vile attacks against Governor Sarah Palin by the Left and their willing accomplices in the Media. Never have I seen such scurrilous, contemptible, despicable gutter tactics.

But now I have moved past that stage of rage and taken on an attitude of gratitude. Yes, GRATITUDE! Let's THANK the Looney Left, as exemplified and led by Head KOmmie KOs, for their beyond-the-pale, sexist, hypocritical, personal smears of Governor Palin and her children. THANX, Head KOmmie KOs! You have KOntributed mightily to the success of the McCain-Palin campaign, as we will see now via your THREAD from Monday, "So much for abstinence-only education."

So let's barbecue some mooseburgers and crack open an ice-cold Palin Ale, as we celebrate the backfiring barrage of the KOmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, Charles Henrickson, ready to hoop and holler for Governor Palin's speech along with the many millions extra watching because of the stupidity of the Lowlife Left, is in the [brackets]:

So much for abstinence-only education

[So much for the New Politics.]

I don't think the evidence is there to claim Trig is Bristol's son. . . .

[THANX, though, Head KOmmie KOs, for letting that rumor take life on your site! That was so ludicrous and outrageous you made an incredible fool of yourself!]

but a second rumor floating around Alaska circles turns out to have been true: The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant. . . .

[WHOO! Run with that, KOs! Alienate the rest of America with your gutter attacks!]

Teens will do what they will do.

[KOmmies will do what they do: Sink to the lowest possible level. You just can't resist the temptation!]

It's obvious Bristol would've been better served with a discussion about safe sex.

[It's obvious KOs would've been better served with a discussion about angry backlash.]

Instead, she's now facing a shotgun wedding to the baby's father.

[Instead, the Lowlife Leftist Media is now facing a boiling-mad reaction from decent Americans. Now let's hear from your little KOmmie lowlifes. . . .]

I don't like how WE are getting blamed for this.

[Hee! Hee! THANX!]

MOST of us were telling people to STOP the rumors.

[Yeah, right.]

And if McCain had vetted his f*cking "choice" this wouldn't be happening.

[You blame McCain for YOUR lowlife personal attacks?? Hey, you're actually succeeding in getting a lot of us conservatives to SUPPORT McCain! Who'da thunk it?]

Maybe we should just send birth control pills and condoms and leave it at that.

[Maybe we should send you flowers and candy for rallying the Republicans!]

The word is she tried to fake a pregancy look a like? Did anyone see this past seasons episode of Desperate Housewives?????? My question is why would her mother out her daughter? There is some real emotional difficulities in this family. A five month old baby with life long learning differences? What is it that is missing in Sara's life that she would need to be VP of the United States?

[Oh, yes, THANK YOU! This is the kind of sexist, hypocritical crap that will push people over to defend her! Desperate Housewives? No, Desperate KOmmies!]

I'm glad you had the good taste not to talk about Directional Drilling, Blow-Outs, Mud Pumping and other such crudities that might come to the mind of us oil field trash. I, on the other hand, have no such common decency.

[No, you don't! And that's what I like about you guys! Your lack of common decency is alienating MILLIONS of Americans and giving the Left a bad name! THANX!]

at the risk of descending further into the abyss. . . .

[Oh, you're already there! Go for it!]

I suspect we will all have the decency to leave the issue alone. . . .

[And there you would be wrong!]

Perfect storm?

[Yes, a Perfect ROVIAN Storm! And you fell for it!]

I frankly don't understand why people are calling this "vetting" unclassy.

[Stay classy, KOmmieland!]

Palin has so much DRAMA going on in her personal life. . . . And now, on top of all that, McCain picks her as the best qualified person to run for Vice-President. Still, the press does not think anything untoward of all this. I am f*cking disgusted.

[AMERICA is disgusted--with your vile slime, promulgated by your accomplices in the press. THANX!]

The baby is NOT hers! At SEVEN months, her co-workers didn't know. She was still jogging, traveling etc. ... She's a LIAR!

[Is that you, Jann Wenner? Don't want to leave you out in our round of thanx! That current Us Weekly cover is BRILLIANT! Will anger and alienate MILLIONS of women!]

Can we please be sure that we don't tar all women who return to work within three days as thoughtless mothers. . . .

[Only attack Republicans.]

WHO's the BIOLOGICAL mother of that infant?

[Oh, my! You are driving up the TV audience for Governor Palin's speech THROUGH THE ROOF! Thank you SO much! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!]

I'm beginning to wonder who the biological father is.

[Karl Rove. Get over it.]

Well, that's enough for now, folks. One can only spend so much time in the sewer. Now to DKOmtaminate myself and get ready for Governor Palin's extra-ratings, rip-roarin' speech! THANX again, KOmmies!

[Arrowhead1952]

I don't think the evidence is there to claim Trig is Bristol's son. . . .

[THANX, though, Head KOmmie KOs, for letting that rumor take life on your site! That was so ludicrous and outrageous you made an incredible fool of yourself!]

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I don't like how WE are getting blamed for this.

[Hee! Hee! THANX!]

Well KOmmie, you were carrying the water for the DBM and the BOWEL Movement, even since he told them to lay off.

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MOST of us were telling people to STOP the rumors.

[Yeah, right.]

Most of the DUmmies, KOmmies and HUffpos were just adding fuel to the fires.

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The word is she tried to fake a pregancy look a like? Did anyone see this past seasons episode of Desperate Housewives?????? My question is why would her mother out her daughter? There is some real emotional difficulities in this family.

[Oh, yes, THANK YOU! This is the kind of sexist, hypocritical crap that will push people over to defend her! Desperate Housewives? No, Desperate KOmmies!]

This KOmmie is a product of the public skhrool system, including "tragedy TV" mentions..

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The baby is NOT hers! At SEVEN months, her co-workers didn't know. She was still jogging, traveling etc. ... She's a LIAR!

[Is that you, Jann Wenner? Don't want to leave you out in our round of thanx! That current Us Weekly cover is BRILLIANT! Will anger and alienate MILLIONS of women!]

One of our neighbors was also travelling, running and working over eight hours a day when she was SEVEN months pregnant. She even drove herself to the hospital the day her labor started.

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I'm beginning to wonder who the biological father is.

[Karl Rove. Get over it.]

LOL. Rove is EVERYWHERE.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"One of our neighbors was also travelling, running and working over eight hours a day when she was SEVEN months pregnant. She even drove herself to the hospital the day her labor started."

I worked with a girl, she was a tiny little thing, and at 9 months pregnant you could not tell she was pregnant. I was amazed.

[Charles Henrickson]

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Running lay-ups and doing the 3-man-weave. Just warming up, alright.

[Arrowhead1952]

she was a tiny little thing, and at 9 months pregnant you could not tell she was pregnant.

There was a lady (also a small lady) at our church who missed church one Sunday, and the pastor had a prayer of thanks for a NEW baby. Everyone was amazed that she had kept it a total secret for nine months. She had the baby in late Dec, so her coat "hid" what little was showing.

[RightWingTeen]

So much for abstinence-only education.

Hey DUmmy poster, your mom should have ABORTED you, since you are a NON-PRODUCTIVE AMERICAN!!

but a second rumor floating around Alaska circles turns out to have been true: The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant. . .

Yes, John Edwards said it isn't his child! Bristol has BRAINS, so we knew she'd do the right thing and marry Levi!

It's obvious Bristol would've been better served with a discussion about safe sex.

Instead, she's now facing a shotgun wedding to the baby's father.

At least Bristol and Levi aren't ABORTING the BABY like you would!! They are going to get married. I know, DUmmy poster, you want Man-man, man-animal, female-female, female-animal marriages, but Bristol and Levi will be doing a man-wife marriage!!

WHO's the BIOLOGICAL mother of that infant?

Trig's Bio-mom is Sarah Palin, the next VP of the US! Trig's Dad is Todd. The baby growing in Bristol bio-mom is Bristol and the baby bio-dad is Levi.

'm beginning to wonder who the biological father is.

Trig's DAD is NOT Bill Clinton or Hussien Obama or John Edwards. Trig's dad is Alaska's 'FIRST DUDE', Todd Palin.

[Purrcival]

Hee hee..that’s a keeper! But she needs more heads on the wall.

[3catsanadog]

The DUmmies still cannot explain how a 17-year old could be 5 months pregnant now and yet have a baby 4 months ago.

[Purrcival]

Your humble pingee is breathlessly awaiting a new DUFU, especially after last night! The DUmmies must be apoplectic.

[Paul Heinzman]

I had planned on doing one tonight, but I’m just not up to it. Sarah was wonderful, wasn’t she? She really shut the DUmmies up. I haven’t seen any threads about her getting 13 million more viewers than Plugs and only about a million fewer than Obama.

[PJ-Comix]

I’ll probably do a DUFU tomorrow AM. BTW, if starting sometime next week, you all don’t hear from me for awhile, it is because Hurricane Ike is headed this way. New track shows it coming uncomfortable close which means we could be losing electricity for at least a few days...or longer.