DUmmie FUnnies 09-02-08 (DUmmies Attack Sarah Palin For Being Female Hunter)

NewsBusters ^ | September 9, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

[Lurker]

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

Now here's a male person who undoubtedly owns an "I'm A Giant P****" T-shirt.

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[bcsco]

That’s a good Photoshop job.

[KansasGirl]

The cougar story had me ROFL!! Those people are NUTS!

[MrB]

Hey, noticed you needed a tagline, here’s one:

“To defeat the left, expose the left.”

[MrB]

Hey, noticed you needed a tagline, here’s one:

“To defeat the left, expose the left.”

[Bringbackthedraft]

Did you kill, as Palin does, for the thrill and not because you needed to feed yourself and possibly a family? ..................................... Gee, is he a fly in the Palin’s freezer?

[listenhillary]

Women who ride to the rescue of Republicans!

[Eagle of Liberty]

If you are good, that does not happen. Also, you really do not want to "gut shot" the critter. I imagine that this wee nancy has never gone on a hunt.

BINGO!

[WOBBLY BOB]

meanwhile, the DU crowd acting like petulant children in St.Paul.

I’d rather associate with hunters.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1630487466/bctid1768031599

[MEGoody]

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

That's okay. Any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals wouldn't be attracted to a homo anyway.

[PJ-Comix]

Pretty much my thought, except that I fulfilled my hunger for baby back ribs for the next two weeks, yesterday. And they were GOOOOOOOOOOD. Eat your heart out.

I thought I would be able to get slabs of baby back ribs on Saturday for just $1.25 each but, unfortunately, since the price was so low originally they all sold out on Friday at my secret market.

[Condor51]

but I don't get people who enjoy watching an animal flail around in agony after their guts just got blown out.

So Dummie, I see you've been hunting with John Kerry.

Enjoying the suffering of animals sucks. I love meat, and I know animals must get killed in order to be eaten, but I hate the idea of someone just shooting an animal just to enjoy its death.

That ain't hunting DUmmie - unless you're with John Kerry.

The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream. This great cat's hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.

You got 'Spirits' alright, but from Old Crow. Not the Cougar god.

And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ..

Lon Chaney Jr, is that you? (watch out, the 15th is a full moon)

[CholeraJoe]

Actually that is a fairly anemic-looking rack on the caribou she killed. I wonder if it’s a cow? That would really make the DUmmies froth at the mouth.

[Army Air Corps]

...if I ever found out a girl-fried was into hunting I would move on.

Hmmm, it seems to fry women; maybe this is why "he" has an aversion to armed women.

[VeniVidiVici]

The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream.This great cat's hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.

Oh man. Any bets this one is a registered sex offender?

[NRA1995]

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

I wonder how this person feels about women who smoke cigars, such as Anne Archer or Raquel Welch?

[Sacajaweau]

The first night I went hunting with my new hubby “and the boys”, I had a dream a bear was chasing me. Woke everyone up at 3 AM...The boys were not happy.

[Sacajaweau]

Palin is Jane Wayne!!

[weegee]

I thought they didn’t like any opinions she shared with Duncan Hunter...

[Arrowhead1952]

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

[So that means you are attracted to men who hunt?]

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing babys.

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.....She kills endangered animals for the sport of it and wants to devastate Alaska for its oil. She is no huntress mother goddess...

[A DUmmie who can mindread Sarah Palin's thoughts when she pulls the trigger. And you have proof that Palin did not eat her kill? Yeah, I can just see campaign oppo research into that one.]

I don't think many [legal to hunt] wild game species are "endangered".

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Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something. Meat comes from living breathing entities that deserves respect just like anything else in nature.

[Why am I suddenly getting a big hunger for a "tastey" slab of baby back ribs? Oh, and I'll tell Porky Pig how much I respect him.]

Well PJ, I wanted to make baby back ribs for Labor Day, but had to work on the hurricane alert.

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