[VeniVidiVici]

The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream.This great cat's hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.

Oh man. Any bets this one is a registered sex offender?

[Sacajaweau]

The first night I went hunting with my new hubby “and the boys”, I had a dream a bear was chasing me. Woke everyone up at 3 AM...The boys were not happy.

[Smokin' Joe]

Oh man. Any bets this one is a registered sex offender?

Probably spends weekends camping out in the sticks with others of similar ilk in loincloths and face-paint, smoking weed, eating mushrooms, beating drums and searching for the meaning of manhood...

Saw one too many reruns of 'Clan of the Cave Bear'...

or dropped a little too much LSD sitting in the theater watching 'Brother Bear'...