Posted on 08/29/2008 3:20:53 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Before I get into how the DUmmies are already attacking Sarah Palin, let me congratulate the Democrat ticket of Obama bin Biden for choosing Beaver County, Pennsylvania for their campaign kickoff. That is why Li'l Beaver is making his cameo appearance in this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies.
Okay, now for Sarah Palin. Oddly enough, your humble correspondent was good buddies as a youngster with an Eskimo from Alaska. And the strangest thing about this is that this was when I was living in Puerto Rico. Fred Duncan might have been the ONLY Eskimo in Puerto Rico. I sure never met another one there. He was in my class from about the sixth to eighth grade. What happened was that Fred was adopted by an elderly white couple in Alaska who later moved to Puerto Rico. The main thing I remember about them is how fanatical they were about their pet Pekinese dogs who won consistently at dog shows down there. The other big thing I remember about Fred Duncan is that he was HUGE. I mean the guy was over six feet tall at the age of 12. Plus he had a lot of weight on him. Fred's method of fighting was to merely jump on top of his opponents and simply crush them under his weight. However, Fred wasn't a bully. In fact, he was incredibly sensitive. One time I remember him sobbing uncontrollably with tears streaming down his face. I can't remember exactly why he was crying but it wasn't because of fighting. Like I said, he was a sensitive guy despite his size. What else do I remember about Fred? Well, I got an education on Alaska since he told stories, in his peculiar accent, about the tundra.
Okay, so much for my Alaska nostalgia via Puerto Rico. The subject of this DUFU edition is how the DUmmies are already slamming Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Obama (Camp) Response to Palin." So let us now watch the DUmmies gang up on Sarah Palin in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, picturing Fred Duncan crushing a bunch of DUmmies under his weight, is in the [brackets]:
Obama (Camp) Response to Palin
[I think Joe Biden's hair plugs are already falling out.]
Source: TIME - Mark Halperin
“Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency. Governor Palin shares John McCain’s commitment to overturning Roe v. Wade, the agenda of Big Oil and continuing George Bush’s failed economic policies — that’s not the change we need, it’s just more of the same,” said Bill Burton, Obama Campaign Spokesman.
[LOL! Obama is complaining about Palin's lack of foreign policy experience?]
Sarah's okay as a governor of a state of 600,000 population, but a heartbeat away from the presidency? No f****** way.
[Meanwhile it is perfectly all right to have been a "community activist" working with a corrupt organization like ACORN and spending only about 143 days in the U.S. Senate doing nothing.]
Palin Is A Wacko; Expose Her! Did anyone else see that picture of her with a fish. What a Nazi nut!
[Holding a salmon with a hook in it's mouth? Gestapo torturer!!!]
KO Will Rip Palin. Did anyone see how KO rip the AP for being biased against Obama's speech. Great stuff. Where would we be without him? KO is the best. He will rip this broad apart.
[That's the MO of KO.]
She has an EIGHTY (80) percent approval rating in AK???
[Uh-Oh!]
Biggest blunder since McGovern chose Eagleton
[What I know about Biden is going to make the Eagleton problem seem like small potatoes. Watch for the Biden scandal to break in either 24 business hours or soon after the Republican convention.]
I hear she likes mooseburgers!
[She just lost the Bullwinkle vote.]
I really hope this backfires. But again the media will play this BS up. Hopefully the American people won't bite.
[They might like a bite of mooseburger.]
Worst choice since Caligula appointed his horse.
[Mr. Ed?]
DO NOT FORGET WHO YOU ARE FIGHTING WITH. THEY ARE ( GOP) THE LOWEST AND DIRTIEST POLITICAL PARTY IN MODERN WORLD. THEY DO ANYTHING AND SAY ANYTHING TO WIN , JUST LIKE MCINSANE
[Taking a recess break from your Rubber Room, eh Mr. Caps?]
She hunts wolves from helicopters. how sick is that? They run down wolves with a helicopter and when they finally collapse from exhaustion the mighty hunters blast them with high powered rifles. She's a perfect successor to Cheney.
[I hate hunters who use semi-automatic rifles in helicopters. When I go helicopter hunting I set my AK-47 on full automatic. DIE INNOCENT FOREST CRITTERS!!!]
Beauty Queens for McCain!!!!
[Bar Hags for Obama!!!]
She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life... Stupid is as stupid does.
[Said the DUmmie from NARAL.]
Biden is going to eat her alive! Hit fast, hit hard. Give her hell, Joe!
[By the time of the vice-presidential debate, Biden will be demoralized by a certain release of information that will happen in 24 business hours.]
Puma loves it. They are wild with delight over at the PUMA board. YEA!!
[Uh-oh!]
That’s a great one, Doug! We (McCain) chose a winner. I’ll
take credit. I wrote him an e-mail last week begging him to
choose Sarah Palin! LOL!
Nice that you don’t have to worry about Hitlery for at
least 4 more years, huh!
I want one of those!
Too bad this DUmmies mother couldn't take this advice retroactively.
It would be for me, since I never saw that movie. But "Nero Possumus" plays off their motto "Vero Possumus" and fits the emperor theme.
A Republican woman of accomplishment gives them the excuse to express their hatred of ALL independent women, but the lib women are so jealous and hateful that they are blind to it. They don't realize that the liberal men hate them, too.
She hunts wolves from helicopters. how sick is that? They run down wolves with a helicopter and when they finally collapse from exhaustion the mighty hunters blast them with high powered rifles. She's a perfect successor to Cheney.
That should make Bubba the wolf flacid right quick.
PJ, the anticipation of this news is almost unbearable! I can only hope that it lasts a bit longer.
There had better be a treasure trove of good material and seriously offensive remarks being put into ads to show who this jackass really is.
He is a walking gaffe and has the worst delivery I have ever heard.
I’ll bet he never would have gotten picked if he hadn’t
decided to get the hair plugs.
The hypocrite dems. will show their true colors again. Ultimately, they are sexist and do not care to learn anything about options. She is more qualified than either of them. If this historic candidate takes it a step further and establishes herself as a strong force inside the beltway circus tent the party will be set for a long time.
“I am so proud of our party, I am sitting here crying about how far women have come since the Great Fall of Hillary.”
DUmmie imitation
Mrs. Sarah Palin - Future VP of the USA:
KO couldn't rip thru a wet paper bag.
Did anyone see how KO rip the AP for being biased against Obama's speech.
Nope. I musta missed it. Proabably because KO as an unbiased member of the media made a better sportscaster than a political reporter.
Great stuff.
You're talking about the yellow foam in the red can, right?
Where would we be without him?
More intelligent, perhaps.
KO is the best. He will rip this broad apart.
Especially after Palin hands JB's a$$ to him in a debate. I almost feel sorry for both KO and JB....
Almost....
The party ticket won’t change. Blacks will revolt if not riot and the DIMs know it. They’re stuck with the ones they brought to the dance, for better or worse.
They painted themselves into this corner.
???? What tune?
Maybe time for a “North To Alaska” song parody?
A Man, a Palin, a Campaign ... NObama!
And where was that man born? PANAMA!
I can’t wait to vote for her. The best I was hoping for was Romney. McCain exceeded my expectations. Hillary might’ve put all those cracks in that glass ceiling, but it was for naught. Sarah’s going to melt that glass ceiling.
Hey Bill Burton, you are a lieing A@@hole just like the Marxist running for President on the CPUSA ticket (BHO, yes it is true, they endorsed him!) If you told me the sun is yellow, I won't believe you because you did not tell the TRUTH about Sarah Palin. She is not for BIG OIL, she put a tax on them!
[LOL! Obama is complaining about Palin's lack of foreign policy experience?]
That is the pot calling the kettle 'AFRO-American'. :-)
Jeez, lets see what does BIDEN bring to the VP office? The same old LIBERAL POLICIES!! Sarah will fight the same way of doing things in Washington!!
Did anyone else see that picture of her with a fish. What a Nazi nut!
Congratulations you do know what a FISH is. What she was doing to it was using it for dinner. It is very delicious to eat.
BTW, did you think it is a new way of TORTURE for GITMO, DUmmy?
She has an EIGHTY (80) percent approval rating in AK???
Jeez, that is 71% BETTER then CONGRESS, where the Marxist and the plagarizer come from.
I hear she likes mooseburgers!
Jeez, I guess the FRANCHISEE's of BurgerKing, McDonald's and Wendy's will be voting for Obama, then! Or maybe they'll put Mooseburger on the menu!!
[She just lost the Bullwinkle vote.]
LOL, funny line!! She lost the BULLWINKLE vote!! ROFLMAO!
She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life... Stupid is as stupid does.
She doesn't agree with MURDER! the tissue is a HUMAN life, unlike you. Your mom should have aborted you - you BRAIN DEAD MASS OF TISSUE!!
BTW, DUmmy, you want to do what HITLER did, kill all disabled people? You disgust me!
These people OVER at DU are besides themselves. Criticizing Sarah for having Trig, because he has DOWN. What lowlifes - and I bet Trig will be more PRODUCTIVE in his life then those LOWLIFES at DU and KOS!
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