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DUmmie FUnnies 08-27-08 (COLORADO [Be Sure to Wear a Gas Mask on Your Face])
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 27, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/27/2008 7:21:14 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

RECREATE '68! DAYS OF RAGE! DAYS OF RESISTANCE! Yes, the moonbats are revolting! The feces has hit the fan in Denver, as the mile-high marchers have begun to RIOT4PEACE! But let's first get in the spirit of things with this ode to the anarchists. Click the music link and sing along!

COLORADO (Be Sure to Wear a Gas Mask on Your Face)
Tune: "San Francisco" (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)" Original

If you're goin' to Colorado
Be sure to wear a gas mask on your face
If you're goin' to Colorado
You're gonna breathe some pepper spray and mace

For when in Denver, Colorado
Democrats will see a riot there
In the streets of Colorado
Angry people with foul-mouth words to spare

Democrat convention
Chaos and dissension
Moonbats revoltin'

Beggin' for some attention
Take 'em off to detention
Moonbats revoltin'
Man, they're revoltin'!

For when in Denver, Colorado
Be sure to wear a gas mask on your face
If you come to Colorado
Democrats will be a basket case

If you come to Colorado
Democrats will be a basket case

Well, how have the DUmmies been reacting to the protests of their sisters and brothers on the streets of Denver? Actually, many of them have been critical, not because they disagree with the protests per se, but because of the damaging effect they have on Democrat chances. However, some true-blue Trotskyites have dared to defend the rioters protesters, as in this THREAD, "a drive-by rant* regarding the perception of protestors at the DNC...." So let's get radical as the DUmmies TAKE IT TO THE STREETS (from the comfort of their basement swivel chairs), in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who was a Nixon Republican teenager in Chicago at the time of the 1968 riots, is in the [brackets]:

I'm shocked and disappointed by the degree of disdain many DUers have shown toward the leftist protesters at the Democratic National Convention. Folks are acting like the left should be falling all over itself with gratitude for the democratic party instead of being angry to the point of public demonstration.

[Find your angry!]

rather than spoiling the show, like someone pissing during the Olympic opening ceremony, protesters at the DNC are . . .

[. . . throwing poop.]

One DUer in a recent thread . . . suggested that America should treat its dissidents like the Chinese, and "lock them all up." That was a DUer with a reasonable post count too, not some visiting disruptor.

[You THINK it was not some visiting disruptor. But can you be sure?]

the democratic party has variously ignored the left, used the left, been dishonest with the left, and generally failed the left. . . .

[Uh, DUmmie, the Democrat Party IS the Left!]

the democrats, who might give some minimal lip service to progressive reforms. . . .

[Or Democrat interns, who also might give some minimal lip service.]

Rather than reviling them, we should stand with them.

[So why aren't you in Denver, Mr. True-Blue Leftist DUmmie mike_c? Huh? Now let's here from your fellow DUmmies. . . .]

the protesters getting airplay are all PUMAS & other RW GOP plants.

[I was kinda suspicious of one of the protest leaders they interviewed. Had a bandana on, of course, but still, he looked vaguely familiar. What was his name again? I think it was "Kurt Grove," or something like that. . . .]

hmmm. sound like the plan to recreate 68 is right on track.

[Yes! Recreate '68! Riots at the Democrat Convention, Democrat loss in November. . . . Go for it!]

I have no problem with the protests, what I have a problem with is the corporate whore media trying to stir the pot and incite conflict within the party. . . .

[But, but, I thought Barack Obama, with his "unique ability to bring people together," has completely UNITED the Democrat Party, just as he will unite us ALL when he becomes President??]

The actions planned for St. Paul will be far more provacative.

[Far more "provacative"? Does that mean "even more empty"?]

The protests in Denver have been street theater, in St. Paul there will be real battles.

[I'm picturing Norwegian bachelor farmers getting their torches and pitchforks.]

Many actually think Democrats are "the left". . . .

[This leftist DUmmie thinks that's such a ridiculous notion that he adds a smiley emoticon rolling on the floor and laughing.]

After the election, DU is going to change dramatically.

[Even more anti-depressants.]

The one thing that holds this place together is a desire to get democrats elected. After the election, that common goal will have ended, either in success or failure. Either way, the presidency will be run by right-wing authoritarians.

[Barack Obama, the most liberal member of the Senate, is a "right-wing authoritarian"??]

Protests at the Democratic Convention now may not be considered good timing.

[Democratic Understatement.]

Being quiet and letting the right stomp all over us is a sure fire way of accomplishing NOTHING.

[So let's find a DIFFERENT sure-fire way of accomplishing nothing!]

It's not the leftists that I have a problem with. It's the anarchists with their red bandannas covering their faces. . . .

[Bananas in Bandanas.]

out to just cause sh*t. . . .

[Or to throw it.]

Not everyone with a bandana is an anarchist.

[Some are train engineers.]

What does everyone have against anarchists?

[Anarchists rule!]

I think that it's a really stupid way to promote left-wing causes.

[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2008dncconvention; colorado; democraticconvention; democrats; denver; dnc; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; recreate68
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To: Paul Heinzman

You forgot asstrology, man!


41 posted on 08/27/2008 11:16:15 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Your Moon is rising with Uranus being visible...etc.)
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To: wbill
Like I said, Libs think that diversity is great, but only so long as the diversity agrees with them.

I particularly notice that when they're expressing their vile hatred for Christians and Christianity, after calling for "tolerance" of other religions. They hate Christianity because of its moral absolutes. Of course, Islam is even more absolutist, but Islam hates America and wants to destroy her, so that evens things out.
42 posted on 08/27/2008 11:45:28 AM PDT by mrsmel
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To: Purrcival

Didn’t one of them recognize Vice President Cheney and say “Didn’t he shoot the President”? I read about this on the Dem Convention LIVE thread.

Like I said, I wish the media would do a fact-filled story on these “protestors”. They look silly in their “anarchist” outfits with their little bandanas covering their face. Lots of them look like they are in their early 20s and younger.


43 posted on 08/27/2008 12:11:26 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: Incorrigible

Zombie is the best! Thanks for the link.

In San Francisco, Zombie goes where most of us wouldn’t go, and takes pictures! Zombie has a very strong stomach, LOL


44 posted on 08/27/2008 12:14:20 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CaliGirl-R
Didn’t one of them recognize Vice President Cheney and say “Didn’t he shoot the President”?

You are correct. I had forgotten about that one.

45 posted on 08/27/2008 1:45:30 PM PDT by Purrcival (Go, PUMA, GO!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman

Hey, I just heard a rumor over at my current abode.

I heard P-J actually works for newsbusters.

Here, I had always thought he just made it point of promoting them, because newsbusters is good.

Wow.

newsbusters has a good man on the staff.


46 posted on 08/27/2008 1:46:08 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If you’re goin’
To Mile High City,
Be sure to place
A Bush mask on your face.
On the streets
Of Mile High City
You’re gonna meet
Some loony moonbats there.


47 posted on 08/27/2008 2:00:29 PM PDT by Argus (Obama: All turban and no goats.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Not everyone with a bandana is an anarchist.

[Some are train engineers.]

Or Cowgirls.

"Giddy Up, Buttermilk!


48 posted on 08/27/2008 4:45:40 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: Charles Henrickson

What is it with you Swedes and your love of nearly-rotten fish (Surströmming, lutefisk...)???


49 posted on 08/27/2008 7:00:10 PM PDT by El Conservador ("Liberalism is the application of childish emotion to complex issues." - MrB)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good stuff, Charles. Check out the YouTube Sing-Along: the covention of liars, traitors, and freaks — http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2069376/posts


50 posted on 08/27/2008 7:46:18 PM PDT by doug from upland (8 million views of HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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