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DUmmie FUnnies 08-22-08 (Hillary To Bring Lucy's Football To Convention)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 22, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/22/2008 5:22:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Don't worry, Barack. Hillary has absolutely no intention of pulling Lucy's football away from you during the Democrat convention next week. So it is absolutely safe for you to go ahead and kick that football in the form of allowing Hillary's name to be placed into nomination during the roll call vote. Most DUmmies, although irked that Hillary is still striving for attention, seem to have no fear about Hillary at the convention as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Clinton's creating a 40-member team." Yes, they believe that it is safe for Hillary to bring a political football in the form of a 40-member team to "protect" Barack Obama. Hee! Hee! So let us now watch the DUmmies as Hillary/Lucy holds the football for Obama/Charlie Brown in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping its not racist to compare Obama with Charlie Brown, is in the [barackets]:

Clinton's creating a 40-member team

[The 40-member football team that will "help" Obama at kickoff.]

Hillary Clinton is creating a whip team to make sure convention supporters don't assail Barack Obama during her nomination floor vote, officials say.

[Coach Hillary is just too good to Obama.]

The 40-member team will be charged with blocking any demonstration that might take away from Democratic unity during the Denver convention,...

[Please keep that in mind, Charlie Brown, when you attempt to kick that football. That was from a UPI story but here is what that same story also said that wasn't posted in DUmmieland...]

"Clinton spokeswoman Kathleen Strand emphasized the team would not seek to convince delegates to vote for the former first lady and New York senator. Clinton signs will be handed out on request.:"

[See. You have assurances that Team Clinton will not see to convince delegates to vote for Hillary so it is perfectly safe to kick that football by allowing them into the convention.]

"We have been and are working closely with the Obama campaign to make sure we have an exciting and unified convention," Strand said.

[See. Lucy has told you there is absolutely nothing to worry about. Go ahead and kick that football. Kick it!]

When will she finally do something that demonstrates she supports Obama??

[She already promised not to pull the football away.]

snake in the grass

[Lucy on the grass.]

She is just simply evil, even worse than Bush, Hitler, the Borg, and Satan all rolled into one. Of all the politicians who have ever run for office in the history of the U.S. there was and is nobody half as bad, as calculating, as unlikeable, as conniving, as cold, as heartless, as treasonous, as shrill, as vain, as selfish, as whiny, as non-fashion conscious, as two-faced, as self-promoting, as power hungry, as backstabbing, as untrustworthy, as racist, as right-wing, as untruthful, as vile, as murderous, as insane, and as dangerous as Hillary Rodham Clinton.

[So what is it that you don't like about Hillary? Don't hold back.]

We all know that she has two plans: either sabotage Obama's chances this year opening the door for her in 2012 or get elected VP and then do to Obama what she did to Vince Foster. It must be true; I heard it on the Randi Rhodes Show.

[I absolutely assure you that Lucy/Hillary won't pull the football away.]

this simply is not good enough. It's a ruse. She's gonna steal the nom!

[How many times does Lucy/Hillary have to assure you that she WON'T pull that football away?]

Charged With Blocking Any Demonstration That Might Take Away From Democratic Unity...... sounds ominous to me. Blocking?

[That's all the Clinton team will be doing at the convention. Just helping Obama. GASP! You...you don't mean blocking the Obama nomination? How can you be so cynical? Hee! Hee!]

So now someone will see this as a plot to steal the convention.

[Absolutely not. We already have assurances the football won't be pulled away.]

Good for her! Hopefully, that should shut up some of the anti-Hillary zealots.

[I BEEEEELEEEEEVE!!! I BEEEEEELEEEEEVE that Hillary won't pull Lucy's football away!]

Yay for Hillary! This is why I feel so badly for Hillary because she's doing her best but it's so hard to rehabilitate her image now and it's not really her fault anymore. Yes, the primaries were really awful and at one point, I felt like I couldn't forgive her but now, it's kinda obvious that it wasn't her but the MSM. It just kinda sucks that she had to take this precaution in the first place.

[Yay for Hillary for being so kind as to hold Lucy's football as Obama attempts to kick it.]

True, she did pull a lot of BS but she's finally gotten back to reality. It just sucks that she can't pull a lot of her supporters back down to earth.

[And she promised not to pull Lucy's football away from the earth.]

You have to give her full respect as great team player and supporter of a 08 victory.

[That's why we are allowing Team Clinton to hold Lucy's football.]

This will be a great and historic Convention!

[The attempted kicking of Lucy's football will be quite historic!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton
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To: NeoCaveman

I know Elizabeth Edwards used to post at DU.


21 posted on 08/22/2008 6:03:44 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of the Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: chesley

Oh to those DUmmies everyone is like Hitler, in reality Missus Clinton is more like Hugo Chavez I think.


22 posted on 08/22/2008 6:04:07 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (We have standards & tradition, otherwise we'd be litle better than the DUmmies.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top .... something ;-)


23 posted on 08/22/2008 6:05:11 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hillary Clinton is creating a whip team to make sure convention supporters don't assail Barack Obama during her nomination floor vote, officials say.P> Why am I suddenly picturing the orc slavemasters from the Lord of the rings movies?
24 posted on 08/22/2008 6:07:08 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
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To: PJ-Comix

Randi Rhodes mentioned the Vince Foster murder? And a DUmmie brought it up? Wow how things have changed in less than 10 years.

Vindication by DUmmies is of course rather empty.


25 posted on 08/22/2008 6:17:05 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
this simply is not good enough. It's a ruse. She's gonna steal the nom!


26 posted on 08/22/2008 6:17:50 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: NeoCaveman

I don’t know, but obama’s aunt is
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under the bus.


27 posted on 08/22/2008 6:27:45 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: PJ-Comix
hoping its not racist to compare Obama with Charlie Brown, is in the [barackets]:

You are insulting Charlie Brown, he's much smarter then OBAMA!! :-)

Hillary Clinton is creating a whip team to make sure convention supporters don't assail Barack Obama during her nomination floor vote, officials say.

[Coach Hillary is just too good to Obama.]

No, the Whip is going to be used to whip Obama like a rented mule!

The 40-member team will be charged with blocking any demonstration that might take away from Democratic unity during the Denver convention,...

No, it will be charged to block UNITY in the Democrat Party!!

She is just simply evil, even worse than Bush, Hitler, the Borg, and Satan all rolled into one. Of all the politicians who have ever run for office in the history of the U.S. there was and is nobody half as bad, as calculating, as unlikeable, as conniving, as cold, as heartless, as treasonous, as shrill, as vain, as selfish, as whiny, as non-fashion conscious, as two-faced, as self-promoting, as power hungry, as backstabbing, as untrustworthy, as racist, as right-wing, as untruthful, as vile, as murderous, as insane, and as dangerous as Hillary Rodham Clinton.

How dare you -- don't you know that DUmmies thought HRC was the smartest women in the world. A murderer you said -- jeez, I thought Vince Foster drove to Ft. Marcy Park after he killed himself in his WH office. (Hey DUmmy poster, do you know something about Vince??)

Right Wing? HRC is right wing compared to most of you MARXIST, if Gus Hall was alive, you would ask him to be 'The Messiah's' VP.

It must be true; I heard it on the Randi Rhodes Show.

Should I comment on this?? Randi Rhodes? I wonder who was the person who listened to her. I guess I found out, a DUmmy Poster!!

28 posted on 08/22/2008 6:30:47 AM PDT by MaineConservative (Charlie Summers -- an Iraqi Vet and businessman for Maine's CD-1)
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To: Dooderbutt
this is going to be fun


29 posted on 08/22/2008 6:32:15 AM PDT by edzo4 (Vote McCain, Keep Your Change)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March; TigersEye; jtrowbr212; loboinok; ovrtaxt; PhilDragoo; devolve; potlatch

**“She is just simply evil, even worse than Bush, Hitler, the Borg, and Satan
all rolled into one. Of all the politicians who have ever run for office...*

- - - - - - - - -

Further investigation reveals this was posted by
the Obama campaign ... perhaps even The Obamassiah
hisself !!!

hahahahahhaaaaa! :^D


30 posted on 08/22/2008 7:02:24 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (McRINO needs reach across the aisle to Conservatives for a CHANGE! Dang him!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix


31 posted on 08/22/2008 7:05:40 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (McRINO needs reach across the aisle to Conservatives for a CHANGE! Dang him!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Saving this for the DUmmies when Hildabeast kicks Obamassiah skinny a@@ and steals the nomination.

She is just simply evil, even worse than Bush, Hitler, the Borg, and Satan all rolled into one. Of all the politicians who have ever run for office in the history of the U.S. there was and is nobody half as bad, as calculating, as unlikeable, as conniving, as cold, as heartless, as treasonous, as shrill, as vain, as selfish, as whiny, as non-fashion conscious, as two-faced, as self-promoting, as power hungry, as backstabbing, as untrustworthy, as racist, as right-wing, as untruthful, as vile, as murderous, as insane, and as dangerous as Hillary Rodham Clinton.

32 posted on 08/22/2008 7:06:03 AM PDT by xtinct (Suicide Hotline... !! "Obama here" --> Please Hold...)
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To: PJ-Comix
We all know that she has two plans: either sabotage Obama's chances this year opening the door for her in 2012 or get elected VP and then do to Obama what she did to Vince Foster. It must be true; I heard it on the Randi Rhodes Show.

Excuse me? Does this mean they officially acknowledge that there was foul play involved with Vince Foster's "suicide"? No one called this DUmmie on this comment.

33 posted on 08/22/2008 7:07:16 AM PDT by CharlieOK1 (Don't yuk my yum)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hillary Clinton is creating a whip team

benburch is holding out for a spot on Barney Frank's whip team.

34 posted on 08/22/2008 7:41:28 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("Above all else, let us think straight." -- Melvin J. Ballard)
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ

Did you notice that there is absolutely NO mention of this over at the DUmp? (Well, if there is, I haven't been able to find it!)

35 posted on 08/22/2008 7:45:06 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (Al Gore - now the most sanctimonious lardbutt Yank on the planet ~ D. Thompson)
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To: CharlieOK1; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman; Roscoe Karns; beckysueb; bcsco; ...
DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF!

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EERIE COINCIDENCE!

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DEMOCRAT CONVENTION TO BE MUCH LIKE CORONATION OF 1821!

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BARRY "GOLDWATER" OBAMA AS GEORGE IV!

HILLARY CLINTON AS UNCROWNED QUEEN CAROLINE!

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF!

FIRST AS A TRAGEDY, THEN AS A FARCE!

A TRAVESTY!

A JOKE!

A NIGHTMARE!

link on next comment, below

36 posted on 08/22/2008 7:46:46 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11184.0/highlight,coronation.html


37 posted on 08/22/2008 7:47:15 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: franksolich; All

Uh oh:

A prominent Philadelphia attorney and Hillary Clinton supporter filed suit this afternoon in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania against Illinois Sen. Barack Obama and the Democratic National Committee. The action seeks an injunction preventing the senator from continuing his candidacy and a court order enjoining the DNC from nominating him next week, all on grounds that Sen. Obama is constitutionally ineligible to run for and hold the office of President of the United States.

Phillip Berg, the filing attorney, is a former gubernatorial and senatorial candidate, former chair of the Democratic Party in Montgomery (PA) County, former member of the Democratic State Committee, and former Deputy Attorney General of Pennsylvania. According to Berg, he filed the suit—just days before the DNC is to hold its nominating convention in Denver—for the health of the Democratic Party.

“I filed this action at this time,” Berg stated, “to avoid the obvious problems that will occur when the Republican Party raises these issues after Obama is nominated.”.

Berg cited a number of unanswered questions regarding the Illinois senator’s background, and in today’s lawsuit maintained that Sen. Obama is not a naturalized U.S. citizen or that, if he ever was, he lost his citizenship when he was adopted in Indonesia. Berg also cites what he calls “dual loyalties” due to his citizenship and ties with Kenya and Indonesia.

http://www.americasright.com/2008/08/obama-sued-in-philadelphia-federal.html


38 posted on 08/22/2008 7:54:26 AM PDT by txradioguy (Welcome Home Delta Company 3rd US INF The Old Guard Job Well Done!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; reagan_fanatic; Right_Wing_Madman; monkapotamus; dead; ...
Hillary To Bring Lucy's Football To Convention

Maybe one of our graphics wizards can do one of Hillary/Lucy pulling the football away from Barack/Charlie.

39 posted on 08/22/2008 8:03:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (THE CHAOS CONTINUES!)
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To: NeoCaveman

This is too true.


40 posted on 08/22/2008 8:21:43 AM PDT by chesley (I'm still alive, still employed, & still married. Life is GOOD)
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