DUmmie FUnnies 08-12-08 ("Wise Up and Rise Up – or Kiss It All Goodbye")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 12, 2008 | KOmmies and Charles Henrickson

[eastforker]

I know, I lost out in the last few seconds.

[FredZarguna]

Yeah, I saw that further down. Hard cheese.

[grey_whiskers]

Try reading Dorothy L. Sayers' short story, The Abominable History of the Man with Copper Fingers

Cheers!

[Notary Sojac]

Charles:

Great DUFU entry. I plan to bookmark this and point to it every time I see a Freeper post a frantic rant to the effect that the World Will End if I don't vote for McCain.

[Arrowhead1952]

Only over the past 8 years has it become so shockingly obvious just how blatant is the case against the existence of American democracy. It came to a head, in my view, with "Impeachment is off the table."

[One Pissed Off Liberal is off his meds.]

One Pissed Off Liberal is STILL not over X-42 getting impeached and the 2000 or 2004 elections. Give it up already.

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It’s enough to make you wonder if another world is even possible.

[It's not. Give up.]

Another alternate universe.

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"We are missing movement power." ~ Naomi Klein

["You are missing marbles." ~ Charles Henrickson]

But, but, you have the BOWEL Movement as your chosen idiot.

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America has been stolen from us – and this is NOT a figure of speech.

[The oceans are meeting in the vacated spot!]

Get over the "stolen elections" KOmmie.

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But confrontation can be so rude. Yes – but some things (like liberty and the fate of our species) are more important than good manners. . . . There is finally a place for rudeness.

[One could say it is your guys's métier.]

Well, DUmmies, KOmmies and HUfpos have the market cornered on being RUDE. Just look at all your "demonstrations and protests".

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Kossacks on the march, standing up for America - we need more of this, not less.

[We need . . . A MILLION MOONBAT MARCH!!!]

But, but that means we have to leave mom's basement for a while.

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Nancy Pelosi should be impeached along with Bush and Cheney.

["Impeached"?? Hah! Try "executed"! To The Hague with the lot of 'em!]

Is that you cindy sheehan?

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I keep swinging back and forth between hope and despair.

[Stay with despair.]

Don't let go of that limb there KOmmie. You may fall out of the nut tree.

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F*ck being nice and respectful. . . . No more Mr. Nice Guy.

[Let's alienate EVERYBODY!]

It's hard for any leftist to be a nice guy.

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They know what drives the primitive portions of our brains.. seek salt.. seek sugar.. seek fat...

[Seek professional help.]

For shame, for shame. Salt, sugar and fat are bad for the hearts of the almost stroking out KOmmies.

[bcsco]

Into the top 150 like a French swimmer into the Gold. Now it’s time to read...

[mowowie]

Good one!!

[Purrcival]

More heartache for the DUmmies

Yep. Phelps is still on track to be the "Most Embarrassing American" -- at least, in the eyes of the "level playing field" DUmmies. Go, Michael, Go!!!!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Phelps is still on track to be the "Most Embarrassing American"

Man, I hope an LFT posts that over on the Lib-Boards!

[techcor]

F*ck being nice and respectful. . . . No more Mr. Nice Guy.

You know they are always saying that but I've never seen them actually be Mr. Nice Guy. They have always said things like "nazis, repuke, repug, etc." Just check out any "Repuke dying" celeberation to see what they are like.

[hattend]

...like we did in 1970's

Being 35 years older may have something to do with your lack of enthusiasm.

[Deb]

How are the “Friends of bin Laden” at DU taking the latest set back in the Plame case? Any exploding heads? Self-emolations? Paper cuts?

[hattend]

Latest setback in the Plame case? Hadn’t heard, do tell.

Did Scooter get out of jail?

[hattend]

Ahhh...found it

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2060786/posts

[Deb]

Nobody seems to have noticed.

[GOPJ]

Thanks for the ping.

[eddie willers]

The problem with your message is that almost nobody wants to hear it. It's uncomfortable, unpleasant, scary even. The reality is that as long as people can retreat to their homes, pop open a cold one, grab the remote for some propaganda, we won't have the massive numbers needed to effect change. People by and large have grown lazy, disengaged and self-f*cking-absorbed, and couldn't f*cking care less as long as their little corner of the world isn't flooded, burning, under attack etc.

[So if we're not under attack . . . and we have a home we can retreat to . . . and we have the time and the money and the freedom to pop open a cold one . . . tell me again, WHY should we be rushing to the street to start a revolution??] *******************

I was thinking he same thing as I read the Kommie's comment.

So how come you're so much funnier than me?