NORQUIST ON OBAMA: ‘JOHN KERRY WITH A TAN’

Truth Caucus ^ | 6/27/08 | staff

[pissant]

Grover Norquist, a former CRNC executive director, dropped by the LA Times’ Washington bureau and shocked the media:

“As part of his negative critique of Obama’s liberal stances on economic issues and other matters, he termed the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee ‘John Kerry with a tan.’”

[pissant]

That's funny. Except John Kerry is not quite as liberal.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Too wonderful!

I still think Obama comes in second as he never gave a disgusting anti troops lying speech in Congress...by that difference alone, Kerry gets first place as jerk and scumbag.

[B4Ranch]

Subject: A LITTLE FELLER IN EAST TEXAS

This is supposed to be authentic. It really happened in a local East Texas school.................

Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in EastTexas, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, ‘Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.’

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud EastTexas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ‘’Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!’

[hole_n_one]

Kerry tried that tan in a can thing and ended up looking like an oompa loompa.

[pissant]

Maybe Crayola will come out with John Kerry Orange...

[Reagan Man]

LMAO

[hole_n_one]

Olbermann calling it a blatantly racist comment.

[pissant]

Well, John Kerry is actually darker than Barak when he has his orange tan, so I’m not sure who it is racist against.

[RetiredArmy]

Obama is a half & half. He is not black. He is caramel colored. He tossed his white half under the bus because he could play the victim as a black to get more votes from feeling guilty whites.

[hole_n_one]

Maybe Olberdoodoofus is looking out for the poor and often misunderstood oompa loompa?

[SeafoodGumbo]

Obama is Kerry with a tan, but then Grover Norquist is just a Muslim in a suit himself.

Glass houses, Muzzie.

[The_Reader_David]

C’mon Kerry was as much of a Communist as Obama: he, himself, was VVAW, which was a Communist front organization. Obama’s only friends with Ayers (of the Weathermen, another Communist front). Of course maybe some of his ‘community organizing’ that prompted Ayers to get him a start in politics was for an actual Communist front organization.

Anyone have details?

[Bubba_Leroy]

Make that Jimmy Carter with a tan.

Only less competent and with less experience.

Isn’t that a scary thought?

[Recovering_Democrat]

John Kerry is a veritable Ronald Reagan compared to Hussein.

[syriacus]

Kerry and Obama spent formative years at schools abroad. This might might have encouraged them to distance themselves from "typical" Americans and "typical" American values.

Obama's parents deliberately distanced themselves from the US.

1. Obama's father only lived in the US for a few years, so he could get some degrees. Then he chose to go back to Africa.
2. His mother chose to live on the other side of the world from America and, according to Obama's memoirs, didn't even want to be associated with Americans