Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

DUmmie FUnnies 06-21-08 (Perry Logan Tombstoned)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 06-21-2008 | DUmmie Perry Logan, DUmmies, and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 06/21/2008 10:48:51 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-69 next last
To: Paul Heinzman
Storms moved in about 7 hours into the cooking, so I’ve transferred it to the oven. Looks lovely; very moist.

Shoulda run for the house a little quicker.....

41 posted on 06/21/2008 3:12:13 PM PDT by dfwddr ( Duncan Hunter .)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 39 | View Replies]

To: KoRn

Nice looking ‘eyes....

Needs a little dry rub on ‘em though.


42 posted on 06/21/2008 3:14:15 PM PDT by dfwddr ( Duncan Hunter .)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Paul Heinzman
Now, faithful readers of DUmmie FUnnies know that PJ Comix prefers those $1.50 DiGiorno pizzas...

They upped the price to $2.00 but still a good deal. And RIGHT NOW I have a large DiGiorno pizza cooking in the oven.

43 posted on 06/21/2008 3:35:40 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Paul Heinzman

“I’m really hoping this smoker works out.”

210 degrees F. 8-9 hours. It’s very easy to use too much smoke. Moderately load the smoke box two times. After that, just let it cook. It will be done when you can pull the meat with tongs.

If you have an injector, mix some rub with apple juice and a little vinegar. Inject that into the shoulder before starting.


44 posted on 06/21/2008 3:47:32 PM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Paul Heinzman

Aside from the fact that Perry is bats—t crazy, he makes some excellent points. Just goes to show the DUmmies really know Obama is a poor candidate. They just choose to go into denial.


45 posted on 06/21/2008 3:50:46 PM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Paul Heinzman

The DUmmies can review this exam again in November, to see where they went wrong.


46 posted on 06/21/2008 3:52:41 PM PDT by hsalaw
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: hsalaw

If Obama loses, I think he will pull a Chavez and just refuse to give up. I think there is going to be major trouble. I am afraid he will try to seize the WH. I don’t see our spineless elected officials even trying to stop him. McCain will just give it to Obama “for the good of the country”. Just like Nixon didn’t fight when Kennedy stole the election in 1960.


47 posted on 06/21/2008 3:58:49 PM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 46 | View Replies]

To: KoRn
Staying on topic, here's some ribeyes I grilled last week. They were VERY good!!!

I see you like your ribeyes VERy rare!

48 posted on 06/21/2008 4:09:59 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

Two bucks? Holy heck, I paid four a piece for Red Baron pizzas the other day. BTW, the first store I went to was selling pork butt for $5.56/lb. I’m crapping you negative. Just down the road, buck twenty-nine a pound, which is what you would expect to pay.


49 posted on 06/21/2008 4:52:51 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Pour me another tequila, Sheila.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 43 | View Replies]

To: Paul Heinzman

The absolute BEST way to cook meat is with La Caja China. You can PROFESSIONALLY cook an entire pig in it in just 3 hours and 40 minutes. An enclosed system with the charcoal tray OVER the meat. Uses both heat and pressure to cook. When pig is done it will taste as good as any Cuban style gourmet pork. You can find videos about this online. Al Roker highly recommended it.


50 posted on 06/21/2008 5:02:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: beckysueb
I just can't understand why the Hillary supporters are so upset. I don't see any difference between Hillary and Obama.

I think you hit the nail on the head, though. Obama is a poor candidate, and they are worried about that.

51 posted on 06/21/2008 5:19:07 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Pour me another tequila, Sheila.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 45 | View Replies]

To: JRios1968; KoRn
They really look perfectly cooked to me. Chop them up, serve them with some capers, mustard, a raw egg yolk. I love steak tartare.

I'm about as far away from a vegetarian as you can get. I think bacon is a vegetable.

52 posted on 06/21/2008 5:25:14 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Pour me another tequila, Sheila.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 48 | View Replies]

To: Paul Heinzman; KoRn

53 posted on 06/21/2008 5:34:20 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 52 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix; All
I've looked into that, on your recommendation, and it does sound great. For now, my Brinkmann smoker is working great. The storms have passed, but I had to move the operation indoors to the oven.

It worked out fine--the meat had terrific bark, a great smoke ring, and tasted heavenly. Melt-in-your-mouth juicy. Wish I could share it with y'all.

Next weekend, I'm gonna do ribs. That's a little more challenging.

54 posted on 06/21/2008 5:36:30 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Pour me another tequila, Sheila.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 50 | View Replies]

To: Paul Heinzman
I only peeked once so far, and that was to give it a quick baste with some Carolina bbq sauce ...

NO! NO! NO! All wrong. NO bbq sauce!!! Go to LA CAJA CHINA and click on the video link next to where it says "Throwdown With Bobby Flay." Bobby Flay and Robert Guerra have a throwdown using La Caja China. And guess what each of them are cooking? PORK SHOULDER. You definitely need to watch this video on that site. However, I warn you. After watching how the pork shoulder is cooked in La Caja China, and the incredible results, you will feel incredibly inadequate.

BTW, I told my wife I will be buying her a La Caja China after she passes her X-Ray license exam. She came within three points of passing last time so I think she will do it this time. Oh, and you can also convert La Caja China into a smoker with a kit they sell on their site.

55 posted on 06/21/2008 5:45:50 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
NO! NO! NO! All wrong. NO bbq sauce!!!

Settle down, settle down. I don't think you know what barbecue sauce in North Carolina means. What it amounts to is vinegar and a a variety of chile powders. There is no tomato or sugar involved; it is a watery, spicy delicious seasoning.

I just finished a sandwich, with cole slaw on top. I had a lot of these sandwiches when I lived in North Carolina and this one would stand up against the best of them.

56 posted on 06/21/2008 6:08:15 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Pour me another tequila, Sheila.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 55 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix; All
Here's what I did and how it came out.

I bought the butt yesterday and I cut off the fat cap. I researched this and found that it was almost unanimous that for pork butt or picnic, you cut off the fat cap as it will resist the rub and the smoke, and only render away anyway. Plus, there's plenty of fat and connective tissue to keep it moist anyway.

I brined it overnight in a solution of a half gallon of water, a half cup of salt and a half cup of brown sugar.

I also made the Carolina sauce with a cup of white vinegar, a cup of malt vinegar, some salt, pepper, cayenne, and various savory seasonings.

This morning, while planning to roast Perry Logan, I started the coals and the smoking wood. As the smoker was heating, I removed the pork from the brining liquid, rinsed and dried it. I then slathered it with dijon mustard and rubbed it with equal parts of chile powder and brown sugar.

I then started to DUFU Perry Logan's demise until the smoker hit about 225 degrees. At that point, I put the meat in the smoker, came back in and roasted Perry.

About seven hours into cooking, storms moved in, so I put the pork into a pan, covered it with foil and finished it off in the oven at 325. I chopped it up, adding my Carolina BBQ sauce as needed.

It's amazing. This smoker works out very well, because it has top and bottom doors, so I can check on it without losing a lot of heat, and I can stir the coals and add water without the heat changing at all.

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot to mention, the sandwich tastes as good or better as what I used to get in Mount Airy.

57 posted on 06/21/2008 6:28:25 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Pour me another tequila, Sheila.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 50 | View Replies]

To: Paul Heinzman

Oh, I thought you meant the thick bbq sauce. Anyway, watch the video on that page above I posted. They do things with pork shoulder that are beyond belief.


58 posted on 06/21/2008 6:29:10 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 56 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; KoRn; beckysueb; mylife; tet68
I will. I know that before I lived in North Carolina, I thought of the thick sauce, which is a great creation from the St. Louis/Kansas City area--Charles's stomping grounds.

My plan is to work my way west. I want to master pork butt; that's barbecue 101. I'll then move onto ribs, yes with the thick sugary sauce. Once that's mastered, I'm going to do foul, and experiment.

Eventually I will do brisket. That's pure Texas barbecue, and when you can do that well, you have arrived.

59 posted on 06/21/2008 6:42:17 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Pour me another tequila, Sheila.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 58 | View Replies]

To: JRios1968
"I see you like your ribeyes VERy rare!"

LOL! I neglected to get 'after' pics on those. I was cooking several other things and didn't think of it. =)

60 posted on 06/21/2008 9:07:05 PM PDT by KoRn (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 48 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-69 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson