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Posted on 06/15/2008 5:23:28 PM PDT by Ge0ffrey

(THE WORLD) Where’s Hillary Clinton? Chappaqua? Washington? Has she returned to Iowa? Has anyone seen Hillary since she endorsed Barack Obama before an adoring crowd of her most ardent supporters?

Philippe Reines, a campaign adviser, says that “she’s enjoying some well-deserved R&R,” but only Hillary knows for sure.

Her sudden and mysterious disappearance has prompted New York publisher Little Brown to announce plans to publish a picture book, Where’s Hillary, modeled after the Where’s Waldo series published in the late 80’s and reissued in the 90’s.

A spokesman for Little Brown says that they hope that the new Where’s Hillary book will track as successfully as its predecessor, a former number one children’s bestseller that continues to sell well in reissued format.

The reader will follow Hillary to some of the places she’s reportedly visited around the world and try to find her. Scenes will include upstate New York and the Senate Chamber in the US Capitol Building, among others.

Although the original Where’s Waldo continues to reside on the “100 Most Frequently Banned Books” list of the American Library Association because of a naked breast, Little Brown does not expect the same for Where’s Hillary. Readers can expect Hillary and all the book’s characters to remain fully clothed.


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2008dncconvention; demprimary; hillary; hillaryclinton; obama; whereswaldo
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1 posted on 06/15/2008 5:23:28 PM PDT by Ge0ffrey
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To: Ge0ffrey

Filling divorce papers … ?


2 posted on 06/15/2008 5:28:40 PM PDT by doc1019 (I was taught to respect my elders, but it's getting harder to find one.)
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To: doc1019

I don’t think she’s too enthused about campaigning for Obama.


3 posted on 06/15/2008 5:34:38 PM PDT by Signalman
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To: Ge0ffrey

As long as she’s not introducing legislation or in the WH, let her go.


4 posted on 06/15/2008 5:37:31 PM PDT by purpleraine
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To: Ge0ffrey

Sharpening her knives for all who betrayed her.


5 posted on 06/15/2008 5:38:05 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Ge0ffrey
Polite people don't ask such questions...


6 posted on 06/15/2008 5:39:26 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Ge0ffrey
Readers can expect Hillary and all the book’s characters to remain fully clothed.

That's comforting.

7 posted on 06/15/2008 5:46:21 PM PDT by top 2 toe red ("Cackling hillary...makes her sound like she is mentally-illary." Jimmy Kimmel. "Uh...she is!" Me)
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To: Ge0ffrey
Readers can expect Hillary and all the book’s characters to remain fully clothed.

That's comforting.

8 posted on 06/15/2008 5:46:30 PM PDT by top 2 toe red ("Cackling hillary...makes her sound like she is mentally-illary." Jimmy Kimmel. "Uh...she is!" Me)
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She’s taking all her pantsuits to the drycleaners.

She’s doing a shot of whiskey at the local bar.

She’s off shooting ducks in Scranton.

She’s dodging sniper fire in Albania.


9 posted on 06/15/2008 5:47:30 PM PDT by ClarenceThomasfan (Hillary is out. There is no backup plan for Clinton sympathizers. We have to put McCain in the WH)
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To: top 2 toe red

Really comforting...;^)


10 posted on 06/15/2008 5:47:33 PM PDT by top 2 toe red ("Cackling hillary...makes her sound like she is mentally-illary." Jimmy Kimmel. "Uh...she is!" Me)
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To: ClarenceThomasfan

Hillary filing bankruptcy??...(Recommended by divorce lawyer)


11 posted on 06/15/2008 5:50:34 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car...)
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To: Ge0ffrey

She;s planning her ruiniation of Obama.....the Clintons will NEVER let a BLACK GUY BEAT THEM....NEVER!


12 posted on 06/15/2008 5:58:05 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion.....The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Ge0ffrey

Who in theeeee heck cares?????????????


13 posted on 06/15/2008 6:04:56 PM PDT by cubreporter
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To: Ge0ffrey

Plotting her revenge...count on it.


14 posted on 06/15/2008 6:08:40 PM PDT by Bahbah (Typical white person)
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To: cubreporter
We'd better care. She's not done.

That flank of the enemy is regrouping.


15 posted on 06/15/2008 6:11:36 PM PDT by bannie
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To: bannie

Too much credit is given her. She is done. She is yesterday. Maybe she will emerge in 2012. Who cares again? We cross that bridge when we come to it. She won’t make it then either.


16 posted on 06/15/2008 6:20:06 PM PDT by cubreporter
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To: Ge0ffrey

Writing “Meni Kampf II”


17 posted on 06/15/2008 6:52:41 PM PDT by mrmargaritaville
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To: Ge0ffrey

Writing “Mein Kampf II”


18 posted on 06/15/2008 6:52:59 PM PDT by mrmargaritaville
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To: Ge0ffrey

She’s wishin’ and hopin’ and plannin’, and schemin, dreamin’ and plottin’.....her glorious return.


19 posted on 06/15/2008 7:00:13 PM PDT by dforest (I had almost forgotten that McCain is the nominee. Too bad I was reminded.)
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To: Ge0ffrey

Until the convention makes it really final, I’d fear she was off planning a coup or something...


20 posted on 06/15/2008 7:05:03 PM PDT by GOPJ ("I'm afraid after I die, I'll be voting Democrat" - Freeper potlatch)
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