Posted on 05/08/2008 6:56:46 AM PDT by SvenWaring
Economists received gloomy news last week that the worst economy since the depression grew by over a half percent.
“At this rate I’ll be dead before most of humanity is killed and the rest of us are forced to endure a hand-to-mouth existence as subsistence farmers and mastodon hunters,” Malbert Crickendale, economist for the DotPenn financial report said. “I wish the Democrats in Congress would get off their asses and do something to speed up this demise.”
Crickendale said that mainstream media’s continual harping on the “subprime implosion,” “credit massacre,” “unprecedented foreclosures” and “Brittany’s meltdown” should have had far worse effects on mass consciousness by now.
“It’s like too many people are watching Lost, or something,” Crickendale said. “People need to wake up and take care of the demise of their own destinies here!”
(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...
Satire is running thick today.
Imagine that! Must stick really really deep in the MSM’s collective craw. Love it!
Want to ping them?
***Satire is running thick today.***
You should have welcomed Sven to FR too.
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They'll find their way here anyways. Just like Dems, good news pisses them off...
Jimmy Carter’s stagflation was worse.
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