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Bill Clinton Appalled at Hillary’s Campaign Goofs
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 3 May 2008 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/06/2008 5:49:46 PM PDT by John Semmens

Former president Bill Clinton told Time magazine that his wife Hillary's presidential campaign has committed “political malpractice.” “She burned through the campaign cash and didn't plan for races past Super Tuesday,” Bill said. “If she treated our own money this way we’d be broke.”

“And, voters think she’s unlikable,” he continued. “That’s understandable. She’s got some prickly parts. There were days I’d just have to stay out of sight. I practically had to lead a secret life for much of our marriage.”

“The best thing the girl has going for her is Obama’s unsavory associations with kooks like Reverend Wright and crooks like Tony Rezko,” Clinton maintained. “Luckily for her, Wright just can’t seem to shut up. He’s the gift that keeps on giving.”

In related news, Senator Clinton (D-NY) denounced President Bush for not stopping the Chinese government from buying an Indiana company and moving the jobs to China. Reminded that the transaction actually took place during her husband’s administration, Senator Clinton drew a distinction by pointing out that “Bush got nothing from the Chinese in exchange for not stopping it, while Bill got generous campaign help against Bob Dole for initiating it. I will drive similar hard bargains when I’m president.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: billary; china; corruption; hillary; satire; unsavory

1 posted on 05/06/2008 5:49:47 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

This has got to be a spoof.


2 posted on 05/06/2008 5:51:17 PM PDT by ought-six ( Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule.)
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To: John Semmens

WOW, and he continues to sabotage Hillary. Is it out of spite from him or he is actually completely clueless?


3 posted on 05/06/2008 5:51:22 PM PDT by FORTRUTHONLY (Easy as 3.14159265358979323846...)
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To: ought-six

4 posted on 05/06/2008 5:53:49 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: ought-six

It is.


5 posted on 05/06/2008 5:54:27 PM PDT by StarFan
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To: John Semmens
Bill Clinton Appalled at Hillary’s Campaign Goofs

He's the biggest goof of them all!


6 posted on 05/06/2008 6:01:02 PM PDT by Eye On The Left
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To: ought-six

I looked for scrappleface?? Is he undercover....trying to trick us??


7 posted on 05/06/2008 6:08:19 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: John Semmens; devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; MeekOneGOP; All
This sounds like parody!! Bill made horrible blunders, lost the black vote and alienated the democrats! He can sink right with her!


8 posted on 05/06/2008 7:00:01 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: ought-six
This has got to be a spoof.

That's why it's titled JOHN SEMMENS: Semi-News.

9 posted on 05/06/2008 7:07:10 PM PDT by cynwoody
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