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Jeremiah Wright Joins With Clinton Pal Tyson, Gets Own Brand of Chicken
L.N. Smithee blog ^ | April 29, 2008 | L.N. Smithee

Posted on 04/29/2008 9:11:27 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee

CHICAGO (LNS) — Controversial pastor Rev. Jeremiah Wright has just admitted that the rumors are true, and that he is now in cahoots with the Clinton campaign.

In a statement released this afternoon, Wright admitted that he grew tired of the fawning over Barack Obama “as if he was some sort of some sort of new savior! I only have one black savior, and that is Jeeezus!”

The final breaking point came when in a private meeting, the Obama campaign refused to allow for any sort of cabinet position for Wright. “He said I could not be his right hand or his left hand man, so I decided that if he wanted to be treated like a messiah, I would oblige him by betraying him for thirty pieces of silver.”

The current value of thirty 90% Pre-1965 $1000.00 US silver coins is around $360,000.00. But in a sweetener to the deal cut with longtime Clinton supporter Don Tyson of Tyson Foods, Wright will be paid to endorse his own brand of poultry.

Sometime before the November election, check the meat section of your local supermarket. There you will find There you will find "Rev. Wright’s America’s Chickens!" Future TV and radio advertisements will feature Wright in his signature booming voice declaring, “AMERICA’S CHICKENS!….Bring ‘em home…to ROAST!”


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: 2008election; barackobama; hillaryclinton; humor; jeremiahwright; satire

1 posted on 04/29/2008 9:11:27 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee
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To: L.N. Smithee

Can I eat that poultry out of context?


2 posted on 04/29/2008 9:16:58 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: L.N. Smithee
*GRINS* LOL!
3 posted on 04/29/2008 9:27:05 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid,doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you..our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
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To: L.N. Smithee

I liked the punchline.
As Judy Tenuta used to say/warn : “IT COULD HAPPEN!!!”


4 posted on 04/29/2008 9:28:24 PM PDT by supremedoctrine ("Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see" --Schopenhauer)
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To: L.N. Smithee

You are funny!!


5 posted on 04/29/2008 9:28:35 PM PDT by mojo114
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To: skinkinthegrass

Thanks. My San Jose Sharks are about to piss away a great season with their OT loss tonight. You gave me something to smile about.


6 posted on 04/29/2008 10:13:52 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee
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To: skinkinthegrass

The Sharks won tonight. I’m cool for another day, but they’re in a 1-3 hole.


7 posted on 04/30/2008 10:23:33 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee
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