Posted on 04/27/2008 9:00:42 PM PDT by writer33
Little RockDuring his recent trips to Little Rock, Arkansas, Presidential candidate John McCain visited Little Rocks Whole Hog Café, a popular barbecue stop for locals.
The Whole Hog Café, a seven time winner of the best barbecue by the readers of the Arkansas Times, was a suggested stop by McCains travel companion former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
The lure of the smoking pork drew McCain to the smokers in the back. There, he witnessed the cooks preparing slabs of pork ribs for the smokers. McCain, an avid fan of barbecue, was enthralled with the dry rub spices used by the restaurant.
This is great, exclaimed McCain. I always loved the taste of pork, but this rub makes it smell even better.
So whats your pleasure, asked Governor Huckabee. How bout some of that chicken?
I dont think so, sailor, McCain replied. This boy only wants pork and nothing but pork.
Senator McCain told Cindy to order, and he loaded up on all the pork ribs he could eat. As they prepared to leave, the matter of who should pay came up.
Your money is no good in Arkansas, Mr. President, noted Governor Huckabee while bending over to kiss both cheeks. Well be happy to pay for it.
Theres no need. The citizens of Arkansas should pay for it, Mike, claimed Janet Huckabee, chuckling, much like they did when you were Governor.
The American people are going to pay, fired Senator McCain, just like when Im President of the United States. They love pork, and theyll get more than their fair share.
Ultimately, Senator McCain laid down two $20 bills and paid for the meal. And as the driver fired up the diesel engines of The Straight Talk Express, Senator McCain remarked that he would like to see the restaurants smokers a little more Earth friendly.
If there is one thing that is certain, The Straight Talk Express will not be apologetic about giving us lots of pork during this campaign season.
Satire ping!
Oink!
Good stuff, ma’am!
The part about him going to Whole Hog Cafe was true.
The great thing about Whole Hog, besides the meat, is the six different sauces:
Sauce No. 1: Sweet, mild, molasses.
Sauce No. 2: Traditional tomato, vinegar, slightly tangy.
Sauce No. 3: Same as No. 2, but much spicier!
Sauce No. 4: Traditional Southern vinegar & spice.
Sauce No. 5: Sweet, heavy, molasses.
Sauce No. 6: Rich mustard & vinegar, Old South favorite.
“Volcano”: Available at the counter.
LOL, great satire!
OR, maybe JSC’s gearing for a new Jihadi interrogation strategy!!! Just KIDDING...maybe. :-))
PRICELESS!!! How’d you do that or where did you get it? I want to show it to all my friends on BOTH sides of the fence!
ROFL!!!
That’s priceless!
Thank you.
Do you see my name on it? You may upload to your own server and post it but do not remove my name please, I spent many hours making it last year.
Study the origin of “Animal Farm” to understand it.
Thank you very much LUV!
BBQ Spork Weasel Ping.
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Good post potlatch!
Did he actually make a comment about wishing the smokers were more earth friendly?
Thank you devolve, lotsa pork there!
Thanks for reading, sir. Glad you enjoyed it.
I bet they have good food there, Hal. Thanks for posting the sauce options. We now officially hate you!
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Thanks for reading, potlatch. Glad you enjoyed it.
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