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DUmmie FUnnies 04-25-08 (DUmmies Fear Rejuvenated Hillary Campaign)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 25, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/25/2008 6:34:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

When will it end? WHEN WILL IT END??? That is the question now haunting the DUmmies. In a normal political primary campaign, the script calls for it to be all over right after Super Tuesday. At that point the designated nominee can relax for a few months until his formal coronation at the summer convention. However, this time the script has been entirely torn up due to Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos plus the persistence of Hillary Clinton. Barack Obama must feel like a victim of Michael Myers. She is IMPOSSIBLE to put down for good. Instead she keeps coming back slashing away and forcing Obama to make even more mistakes on the campaign trail. And now the DUmmies are facing their ultimate nightmare in which Hillary SWEEPS the remaining primaries, opening the door for her to steal the nomination away from Obama in Denver. You can see this dreaded scenario in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Everybody Ready for Hillary to Win Guam, North Carolina, and Indiana and Retake this race???" Yes, the Operation Chaos scenario is working out beautifully. A very weary and increasingly frustrated Obama is making more and more mistakes forced upon him by a rejuvenated Hillary. Add Florida and Michigan into the mix and you can expect Hillary to make a solid challenge to Obama in Denver, leading to total CHAOS in the Democrat party. So let us now watch the DUmmies angrily view the coming Hillary onslaught in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reporting from the front lines of the DUmmie meltdown, is in the [brackets]:

Everybody Ready for Hillary to Win Guam, North Carolina, and Indiana and Retake this race???

[But...but KEN NORTON predicts big Barack Obama victories in North Carolina and Indiana.]

I AM! That's right. Hillary will win Guam and Indiana and she is going to squeak by in North Carolina. The latest SUSA poll shows her down only 9 before her PA bump. That state is taylor made for Obama but people are starting to have their doubts and if he cannot win there, where can he win? Obama will lose the white vote big there, Hillary will eat a little into his black vote, and she will win there and change the face of this race. I wouldnt be surprised if Hillary ran the table and eventually took the lead in popular vote in Puerto Rico.

[Ken Norton predicted that Obama would win NC by 15 points.]

Go Hillary, and On to the Nomination!

[Go Hillary, and on to steal the Nomination!]

YES WE WILL

YES WE WILL

YES WE WILL!

Hillary 08'!

[Michael Myers 08!]

probably correct, except for NC.- If she wins there, it'd be the upset of the centure - most "experts" give her only a 5 percent chance to win there.

[Ken Norton predicted that Obama would win NC by 15 points.]

In the Event That Clinton Wins All Those States. I still don't see how she can retake this race.

[Except by stealing. Hee! Hee!]

The Uncommitted Superdelegates will come out for her big time if she wins the popular vote. They see that Obama is becoming more and more unelectable.

[Thanx to Operation Chaos.]

Recruiting right-wing Republicans to vote for her doesn't give her any claim to the nomination.

[That doesn't stop Obama from soliciting Republican votes in the primaries.]

I think she has a plan that has nothing to do with winning the delegates and that is where the party will be torn apart. She had everything going for her when the campaign season started - the money, the endorsements, a husband to tag-team campaign, more name recognition. And high negatives that have only gone higher. We can't nominate a candidate who is incapable of reducing her negative image among the general public. She has had a chance to do that during this campaign, and failed, opting to do exactly what most Americans are sick of - dirty campaigning.

[Her plan calls for stealing delegates in backroom deals, including those delegates committed to the Breck Girl.]

Let me guess, you are part of Rush Limbaugh's "Operation Chaos"? Call it a hunch.

[Operation Chaos secret operatives have infiltrated all levels of DUmmieland. Hee! Hee!]

OBAMA HAS ALREADY WON THIS THING....

[Freudenschade, baby!]

There is no way she wins without cheating, like counting MI and Fl.

[BINGO!]

I live in NC. She doesn't have a chance in hell to win here

[I thought you live in Georgia, Ken Norton.]

She's not going to "squeak by" in North Carolina. I think she's going to be steamrolled in North Carolina. Also, she is not going to be the nominee.

[As predicted by Ken Norton.]

And IF she's the nomine. . . . guess what? She LOSES

[WOO! HOO!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; operationchaos
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1 posted on 04/25/2008 6:34:40 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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IB4TP!


2 posted on 04/25/2008 6:35:54 AM PDT by techcor
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Operation Chaos lives!


3 posted on 04/25/2008 6:37:11 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 04/25/2008 6:37:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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Top 10


5 posted on 04/25/2008 6:39:58 AM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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my second top ten ever....


6 posted on 04/25/2008 6:40:01 AM PDT by Notary Sojac
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Top 10 as usual.


7 posted on 04/25/2008 6:42:26 AM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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top 10


8 posted on 04/25/2008 6:43:07 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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top 10


9 posted on 04/25/2008 6:44:19 AM PDT by GlennBeck08
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OMG they’re crazy!!!


10 posted on 04/25/2008 6:46:05 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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Top Business ten.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

11 posted on 04/25/2008 6:48:55 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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12 posted on 04/25/2008 6:50:22 AM PDT by chesley (Where's the omelet? -- Orwell)
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"Recruiting right-wing Republicans to vote for her doesn't give her any claim to the nomination."

That's okay. Knowing that the conservative wing of the Republican party helped choose McCain's opponent doesn't give him a claim to Republican ideology.

13 posted on 04/25/2008 6:51:36 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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DUmmies Fear Rejuvenated Hillary Campaign


HILLARY RISING
the chaos of the dems

14 posted on 04/25/2008 7:08:25 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rodham Dragon.)
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due to Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos plus the persistence of Hillary Clinton.

Plus Barry being exposed and the magic wearing off.

15 posted on 04/25/2008 7:10:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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Democrat Mantra:

COUNT EVERY VOTE!!! LET EVERY VOTE COUNT™*
(*not valid in Florida or Michigan)

16 posted on 04/25/2008 7:11:51 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Democrats - Stupid is as stupid do)
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DUmmies Fear Rejuvenated Hillary Campaign


17 posted on 04/25/2008 7:15:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rodham Dragon.)
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She is IMPOSSIBLE to put down for good.


18 posted on 04/25/2008 7:17:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Undead.)
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There is no way she wins without cheating, like counting MI and Fl.

DUmmies have the FUnniest notions about cheating...;'}
19 posted on 04/25/2008 7:20:32 AM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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There is no way she wins without cheating, like counting MI and Fl.

Let's auto-loop that into a commercial running in Michigan and Florida 11/2.

20 posted on 04/25/2008 7:26:31 AM PDT by steveegg (I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
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