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By Political Satirist Chris Davis
1 posted on 04/24/2008 10:31:55 PM PDT by writer33
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To: b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; BigSkyFreeper; bitt; blackbart1; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 04/24/2008 10:32:26 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33

You better make sure people understand this is satire, you don’t how many may read and believe the title and go from there.


3 posted on 04/24/2008 10:38:22 PM PDT by xJones
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To: writer33

Peace requires work, commitment and...lynchings.


7 posted on 04/24/2008 10:59:28 PM PDT by endthematrix (He was shouting 'Allah!' but I didn't hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me.)
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To: humblegunner

Humor ping.


12 posted on 04/24/2008 11:07:31 PM PDT by Allegra (Tehran delenda est)
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To: writer33

The sad truth is that there are certain scenarios under which we may very well see riots at the Denver Convention. If the Clintons manage to keep it close and the special delegates throw there support behind her watch out because it’s not gonna be pretty. Many long time Democrats are beginning to doubt that Obama can carry the general and they are starting to have a whole lot of buyers remorse. Good for the Republicans but for Denver, maybe not so much.


17 posted on 04/24/2008 11:19:34 PM PDT by kublia khan (Absolute war brings total victory)
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To: writer33
Denver riots, my sweet patootie.

What about all those starving voters in Louisianna that Rush and Bush threw under Mayor Nagin's bus?

Governor Blanco had it all figured out, and then Rush and Bush and Rove showed up.

Cut these noble Democrat public servants some slack, will you?

What are you, some kind of McCarthyite?

Don't you get it?

Obama is the way.

Be a believer, throw down your chains, follow Obama!

24 posted on 04/24/2008 11:44:48 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: writer33

Its funny because it true...:)


29 posted on 04/25/2008 12:12:10 AM PDT by Tainan (Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
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To: writer33
LOL! Very funny, Chris. It's a good thing you gave us the satire ping! Come up with a drawl and some Ratherisms and you could be the next SeeBS anchor.
33 posted on 04/25/2008 3:27:09 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: writer33

But what isn’t satire is that the recreate68 group really plan on causing problems. The name alone implies what they’re up to.


34 posted on 04/25/2008 4:00:00 AM PDT by dawn53
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To: writer33

“Riots in Denver? HORSE PUCKY! And if anybody says so the whole town will rise up and give ‘em ‘What fer!’” said, Furd Burphle, “Watch out Mr. Small Business Man!”


35 posted on 04/25/2008 4:14:11 AM PDT by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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To: writer33

As Larry the cable guy says....”Now that’s funny !” The only change Obama will bring is what’s left in your pocket after taxes.


37 posted on 04/25/2008 4:33:31 AM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: writer33

Yep, I believed it!!

My husband’s ultra leftist Uncle lives in Denver. I was half expecting to see his name in the article :-)


38 posted on 04/25/2008 5:07:07 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: writer33

Err... I think Dung & Dung have an office here. They prey on senior cits and steal their Social Security funds. They also chase ambulances a la Edwards, a former RAT candidate.


39 posted on 04/25/2008 7:29:44 AM PDT by Paulus Invictus
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"He makes you ride in the back of the bus, don’t he."

Gotcha! I was suspicious about the authenticity of your outrageous article but the clincher came when I found a glaring grammatical error. Any self respecting gang banger would say "He make you ride" and not "He makes you ride." Ha! You have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to fool ol' Enterprise!

40 posted on 04/25/2008 8:55:13 AM PDT by Enterprise ((Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!))
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“Darn right we gonna riot, yo,” claimed Kwame Lyons, a 27-year old gang banger.

That's not believable. Nobody would name a kid Kwame. What idiot would give their kid the same name as the tyrant and general moron Kwame Nkrumah?

54 posted on 04/25/2008 11:26:03 AM PDT by Stentor
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To: writer33
We don't need another 5000 illiterate Limbaugh listeners coming to Denver.
Methinks you are familiar with the latest Colorado brouhaha.

If the last three Denver Republican residents are on vacation that week, they may be safe.

Thanks for an humorous look at the Rush 'outrage'.

62 posted on 04/25/2008 12:31:04 PM PDT by Brasil (Dem motto: Demagoguery trumps truth.)
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To: writer33

This is not satire, it’s prophecy!!

Just watch, there are loons exactly like that in Denver and in every part of the country, and they will be heard from in August!


69 posted on 04/25/2008 4:46:09 PM PDT by Enchante (Obama: All you dumb, bitter "typical white people" must learn to say "God D--n America!")
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“I think we’ve found the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler." What a moron.... If this clown was paying attention, he'd have already noticed the Second-Coming of Hitler. EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN WHITHOUSE!
70 posted on 04/25/2008 4:56:05 PM PDT by tcrlaf (VOTE DEMOCRAT-You'll look great in a Burka!)
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To: writer33
Oh you may wax satirical NOW , but there actually maty be a small spark of prescience in your remarks.

The Dems are waxing leftist, and are radicalized in a way they have not been in living memory.

Discussion on issues with Dems is at an end, they have become uniformly reactionary, choosing to roll their haggard eyes and foam at the mouth , rather than to engage in discussions with conservatives on such issues as illegal aliens or banning guns.

SO what have we? Predicted riots in Denver. Its just a matter of connecting the dots.The Democrats have evolved a Utopian view of society. Now their task is to ram it down the throats of ordinary Americans , who have no idea what is at stake.

Not only will there be riots in Denver if Obama is not selected, but if he is selected, Obama's defeat in November will further radicalize and marginalize the Democrat Party, so much so that riots may devolve into Civil War.

79 posted on 04/27/2008 8:18:29 PM PDT by Candor7 (Fascism? All it takes is for good men to say nothing.)
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