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DUmmie FUnnies 04-23-08 (Ken Norton Predicts The May 6 Democrat Primaries)
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| April 23, 2008
| PJ-Comix and Ken Norton
Posted on 04/23/2008 3:33:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Okay, here is the moment you've been waiting for. Our own pundit, Ken Norton, has given me specific numbers as to what the results will be in the Democrat primaries on May 6 in North Carolina and Indiana. However, in order to correctly interpret Ken's predictions, I urge you first to read THE KEN NORTON EFFECT.
Okay, you've finished reading it? Good. Well, from Ken's POV things look really good for Barack Obama. Ken predicts that Obama will win the North Carolina primary by a huge margin of 15 points over Hillary Clinton. Things look really great for Obama in Indiana as well since Ken has predicted a margin of victory for Obama of 5 points in the Hoosier state.
As a result of these massive Obama victories over Hillary according to Ken, she will exit the race the very next day on May 7. Remember, Ken's consistency in his predictions is 100% so keep that in mind going into the next primary. If Ken predicts it, the results are as good as foretold.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; hillaryclinton; kennorton
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I got these predictions from Ken this morning on the phone.
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posted on
04/23/2008 3:33:25 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
04/23/2008 3:36:41 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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posted on
04/23/2008 3:40:52 PM PDT
by
MitchellC
(Thomas Sowell: 'I will be delighted.. if someone with such views gets elected.' ArmorforCongress.com)
To: PJ-Comix
What is his predictions for Hurricanes this year?
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posted on
04/23/2008 3:52:48 PM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Lets get dangerous)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
04/23/2008 3:55:55 PM PDT
by
Poser
(Willing to fight for oil)
To: darkwing104
I haven’t asked him yet for his hurricane forecast.
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posted on
04/23/2008 3:57:47 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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posted on
04/23/2008 3:58:07 PM PDT
by
Duke Nukum
(I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.)
To: PJ-Comix
I think Ken and a certain Bukowski’s drunkard ought to get together. Maybe he can convince the Boston inebriate to shill for Barak.
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posted on
04/23/2008 4:09:19 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
("McCain is a war hero. He's also a useful idiot for the Democrats." - Mark Levin)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
04/23/2008 4:10:16 PM PDT
by
E Rocc
(Resident smartass and Myspace Freepers group moderator. (http://groups.myspace.com/freepers))
To: PJ-Comix
What about that whole Mayan end-of-the-world thing in 2012? I have some long-term notes I may want to cash out.
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posted on
04/23/2008 4:11:52 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(PA's newest and shortest-term DemocRAT. (Mar 24, 2008 4:55PM-April 23, 2008 8:05AM))
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
04/23/2008 4:32:05 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
To: PJ-Comix
He may actually be correct about NC going for Obama by 15.
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posted on
04/23/2008 4:42:47 PM PDT
by
pogo101
To: PJ-Comix
Rush said today that Obama will win North Carolina.
It would be a bad thing if either Hillary or Obama began to sweep the remainder of the primaries.
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posted on
04/23/2008 4:48:56 PM PDT
by
SaveTheChief
(Chief Illiniwek (1926-2007))
To: PJ-Comix
I hope Barry Hussein takes North Carolina and Hitlery wins here in Indiana, just to stir the pot.
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posted on
04/23/2008 4:49:36 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: PJ-Comix
Ken predicts that Obama will win the North Carolina primary by a huge margin of 15 points over Hillary Clinton. Duh! It would be hard for Barry to lose NC, just as he carried SC--as the "black candidate." But he's starting to lose typical white voters like a balloon with a hole in it.
To: PJ-Comix
Ken has predicted a margin of victory for Obama of 5 points in the Hoosier state. Barry Indiana, Barry Indiana, Barry Indiana. . . .
To: PJ-Comix
Ken has predicted a margin of victory for Obama of 5 points in the Hoosier state. Indiana has too many bitter whites. Hillary! wins, Op Chaos continues.
To: PJ-Comix
Can you please add me to your ping list? Thanks!
To: PJ-Comix
“I got these predictions from Ken this morning on the phone.”
You sure it was him? He's probly right on NC...
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posted on
04/23/2008 9:41:29 PM PDT
by
decal
(Sign over DNC headquarters: Please Check Common Sense And Morals At The Door)
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