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DUmmie FUnnies 04-21-08 ("Why are so many Obama supporters so angry?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 21, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/21/2008 7:44:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The Democrat Meltdown continues apace. Yes, thanx to Operation Chaos, the Democrats are performing their Meltdown Comedy Theater for our entertainment pleasure. I'm sure their Meltdown will only intensify after the Pennsylvania primary tomorrow. You can get an idea of just how intense the current Meltdown is by the very title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Why are so many Obama supporters so angry .. so provocative .. and yes, so bitter, if Obama has the nomination locked up?" Why? I'll tell you why. Because instead of relaxing and preparing for the general election like almost all nominees do at this stage of the election season, Barack Obama is being FORCED to hustle himself on the campaign trail and continue to open himself up to yet more mistakes which will come back to haunt him. Yes, Barack, you will be forced to struggle with Hillary all the way to this summer's Democrat convention and possibly beyond. The big fringe benefit of this is that it provides tons of comedic entertainment for my DUFU readers during what should have been a dull interlude in the campaigns. So let us now watch the DUmmies performing Democrat Meltdown Comedy Theater in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, once again thanking Rush Limbaugh and his Operation Chaos for making this entertaining show possible, is in the [brackets]:

Why are so many Obama supporters so angry .. so provocative .. and yes, so bitter, if Obama has the nomination locked up?

[Because Hillary has become the Michael Myers of the campaign who just keeps coming back to haunt Obama.]

Seriously -- it's like listening to a bunch of lottery winners bitch and moan about what a hassle it is to have to drive "all the way" to the bank to cash your multi-million dollar winning checks.

[Hey, gas prices have gotten kind of high.]

You poor things.

[And now to watch the Obamatons join the fray...]

I ain't angry......but I ain't gonna take it anymore, that's why!

[You're not angry...just mad as hell.]

Because Dems are wasting precious time & resources that we need in the GE, that's why.

[And DUmmie AtomicKitten WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

They want instant gratification - their way or the highway. Hmmm...might their wish to end it now be a sign of panic - to crown their candidate before more of his weaknesses come out everyday?

[Obama's debate disaster in Philly wouldn't have happened if Hillary had dropped out mainly because there would have been NO debate in the first place.]

Hillary Clinton is finished: Waiting for you to digest that beats any insult you invoke & deserve.

[But like Michael Myers she just keeps coming back to slash at the Obama campaign.]

It puzzles me that Clinton supporters here aren't concerned about this. It's almost like they don't care whether Democrats win the GE. They only want their favorite candidate to win. And yes, I do realize there were plenty of Obama supporters acting the same way when he looked to be losing, but it's almost May now and McCain has clearly benefited from the prolonged race. So you'd have to be a fool to think this was helping us.

[Instead of relaxing, Obama is being forced to remain on guard at all times against his personal Michael Myers.]

Clinton is choosing to become a pariah to the party: So be it.

[More like the Michael Myers to the party.]

I no longer believe your objectivity. I no longer believe your sincerity. Your agenda is clear and you make me sad.

[Also mad.]

BOTH "teams" (WTF!!!!!!!!!!) are behaving like ASSHOLES

[I agree.]

I think his candidacy simply attracts angry people. I do not know why.... but the rancor is astonishing. And I am not talking about just D.U. I mean real life Dems. Even in my own family!!

[Democrat civil war is FUn to watch!]

HIllary is working to destroy Obama's chance in the GE. Her only goal at this point is to ensure that McCain becomes president so that she has a shot in 2012. Bitter ? No. Angry, you bet. Antone who isn't angry about what she is doing shouldn't call themselves a Democrat.

[Hee! Hee! GO HILLARY!!!]

Why have the attacks become so personal, Democrat against Democrat? It's like we're all on the Jerry Springer Show.

[I'm still chuckling over the time when Jerry Springer, as mayor of Cincinatti, paid for a hooker via a check that bounced.]

In primaries they are about tied in delegates. His margin comes from sham caucuses with 2-5% turnout where working folks, seniors, and immigrants--all big Clinton groups are disenfranchised. Fortunately there are no more sham caucuses left on the calendar.

[Yeah, such a shame that illegal aliens ("immigrants") can't vote in the caucuses. Actually they can vote in the Democrat caucuses but the risks are much greater than voting by ballot.]

One reason may be we have to play defense all the time, just like Sen. Obama, thanks to Sen. I'm-confortable-in-the-kitchen and her supporters. Those pots and pans, and other items in the kitchen sting when thrown and hit people.

[Especially those kitchen knives tossed by Michael Myers.]

It's because the nomination will me NOTHING if Camp Clinton and it's supporters destroy any chance Obama will have in the GE.

[Hillary is well on her way to that goal.]

I am a bit angry, I will admit. The candidate we will be running in November should be campaigning against McCain. Every day we lose is an advantage for the Republicans. There is no way Hillary can win the nomination unless she convinces super and elected delegates to flip in her favor and if she does that, she will have destroyed the party. I've also heard she plans to take the whole mess to court. That, too, would have the potential of taking out the party. The question for people to ask of Hillary right now is whether she is running for the common good or running for herself. When there is absolutely no way for her to pull ahead of Obama, no matter how much she wins Pennsylvania by, it's time for a dose of reality.

[Hee! Hee! I love watching Michael Myers slash the Democrat party to pieces.]

HRC is gong to take it to court??!! so now the voters are going to be sued for not voting for her? do you have more info about this? what is it about? what is her case? is it about FL & MI?

[Blame Algore for it. He started this whole lawyering the election results shtick in FL 2000.]

And I'm angry at all the Hillary supporters who can't seem to see she's destroying the party -- or perhaps youdo see and that's what you want.

[It's what I want. GO HILLARY!!!]

Dean is showing himself to be a petulant little man who wants Obama to win so badly that he'll disenfranchise Democratic voters in two states. What the hell were voters supposed to do when their primary was set ahead of Super Tuesday, thus breaking King Howard's new rules? Stay home? Try to vote on Super Tuesday when the polls would be closed? Dean's insistence that we must have a nominee by July 1 or he will throw a tantrum is also childish and undemocratic.

[Dean throw a tantrum? YEEEEEAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!]

I am just waiting for all the theatrics to be over with so we can start focusing on the general.

[You have a loooooong wait ahead.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; michaelmyers
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To: PJ-Comix
thanks to Sen. I'm-confortable-in-the-kitchen and her supporters. Those pots and pans

Those pots and pants...
41 posted on 04/21/2008 11:16:39 AM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: PJ-Comix
Why are so many Obama supporters so angry

Because they share his opinion of the United States.

42 posted on 04/21/2008 11:18:41 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: PJ-Comix
so now the voters are going to be sued for not voting for her?

And Kookcinich wants to sue voters who voted for her. Rush, you magnificent bastard!

43 posted on 04/21/2008 11:22:18 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: PJ-Comix
The question for people to ask of Hillary right now is whether she is running for the common good

I'm afraid so...

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44 posted on 04/21/2008 11:27:58 AM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: PJ-Comix
Why have the attacks become so personal, Democrat against Democrat? It's like we're all on the Jerry Springer Show.

[I'm still chuckling over the time when Jerry Springer, as mayor of Cincinatti, paid for a hooker via a check that bounced.]


Always pay your hookers in cash.
45 posted on 04/21/2008 11:32:10 AM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: PJ-Comix
What the hell were voters supposed to do when their primary was set ahead of Super Tuesday, thus breaking King Howard's new rules? Stay home? Try to vote on Super Tuesday when the polls would be closed?

Yes and remember DUmmies, voting for this year's general election will take place on Super Wednesday, November the 5th.
46 posted on 04/21/2008 11:39:42 AM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: PJ-Comix
Can anybody out there photoshop a Michael Myers mask onto Hillary? If so I might use it as a graphic in future DUFUs.

Calling Roscoe Karns!
47 posted on 04/21/2008 11:50:22 AM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: Right_Wing_Madman

Yup! DUmmie AtomicKitten did indeed assault a Diebold truck.


48 posted on 04/21/2008 12:25:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
HIllary is working to destroy Obama's chance in the GE.

EBONY AND OVARY
Tune: "Ebony and Ivory" Original

Ebony and Ovary
In the gutter in every primary
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!

We all know
That liberals are the same whatever their name
There's a Socialist
In every one
But they sling the mud
When they have to face each other
When they need to attack
They lay down the smack

Ebony and Ovary
In the gutter in every primary
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!

Ebony, Ovary, fighting in every primary
Ebony, Ovary . . .

We all know
That liberals are the same whatever their name
There's a Socialist
In every one
But they sling the mud
When they have to face each other
When they need to attack
They lay down the smack

Ebony and Ovary
In the gutter in every primary
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!

Ebony, Ovary, fighting in every primary . . .

49 posted on 04/21/2008 12:33:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix

Obama’s supporters are so angry because they are so “oppressed”, being stupid sheep that can’t think for themselves. And moveon.org tells them to be angry.


50 posted on 04/21/2008 1:01:29 PM PDT by kevinm13 (The Main Stream Media is dead! Fox News Channel provides Fair and Balanced coverage.)
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To: KC_Conspirator; PJ-Comix

Here’s something that I have a real problem understanding:

Rush was talking today about some Republicans he met over the weekend who are pro-Obama. They’re fed up with the Republican party, and they are for Obama simply because they LIKE him. They know he has a Socialist bent, but they don’t care. They know about Rev. Wright, but they don’t care. They know about Bill Ayers, but they don’t care. You see, that stuff is about the PAST, and they care about the FUTURE. But somehow, they refuse to see what that FUTURE would be if Obama had his way.

Does not compute.


51 posted on 04/21/2008 1:01:29 PM PDT by Purrcival (I had to put down my Bible and my gun to post this.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Yup! DUmmie AtomicKitten did indeed assault a Diebold truck.”

That’ll show ‘em, those nasty Diebold people!”


52 posted on 04/21/2008 1:27:30 PM PDT by Purrcival (I had to put down my Bible and my gun to post this.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Don't forget to watch WWE's Raw USA on tonight,there going to have a Hillary vs Obama match should be a riot!
53 posted on 04/21/2008 5:32:50 PM PDT by bonehead4freedom (I haven't left the Republicans ,they have left me!)
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To: PJ-Comix

They are angry because they are Democrats. It goes with the territory. They need to cling to government as their security blanket.


54 posted on 04/21/2008 6:11:21 PM PDT by westmichman ( God said: "They cry 'peace! peace!' but there is no peace. Jeremiah 6:14)
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