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DUmmie FUnnies 04-21-08 ("Why are so many Obama supporters so angry?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 21, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/21/2008 7:44:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The Democrat Meltdown continues apace. Yes, thanx to Operation Chaos, the Democrats are performing their Meltdown Comedy Theater for our entertainment pleasure. I'm sure their Meltdown will only intensify after the Pennsylvania primary tomorrow. You can get an idea of just how intense the current Meltdown is by the very title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Why are so many Obama supporters so angry .. so provocative .. and yes, so bitter, if Obama has the nomination locked up?" Why? I'll tell you why. Because instead of relaxing and preparing for the general election like almost all nominees do at this stage of the election season, Barack Obama is being FORCED to hustle himself on the campaign trail and continue to open himself up to yet more mistakes which will come back to haunt him. Yes, Barack, you will be forced to struggle with Hillary all the way to this summer's Democrat convention and possibly beyond. The big fringe benefit of this is that it provides tons of comedic entertainment for my DUFU readers during what should have been a dull interlude in the campaigns. So let us now watch the DUmmies performing Democrat Meltdown Comedy Theater in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, once again thanking Rush Limbaugh and his Operation Chaos for making this entertaining show possible, is in the [brackets]:

Why are so many Obama supporters so angry .. so provocative .. and yes, so bitter, if Obama has the nomination locked up?

[Because Hillary has become the Michael Myers of the campaign who just keeps coming back to haunt Obama.]

Seriously -- it's like listening to a bunch of lottery winners bitch and moan about what a hassle it is to have to drive "all the way" to the bank to cash your multi-million dollar winning checks.

[Hey, gas prices have gotten kind of high.]

You poor things.

[And now to watch the Obamatons join the fray...]

I ain't angry......but I ain't gonna take it anymore, that's why!

[You're not angry...just mad as hell.]

Because Dems are wasting precious time & resources that we need in the GE, that's why.

[And DUmmie AtomicKitten WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

They want instant gratification - their way or the highway. Hmmm...might their wish to end it now be a sign of panic - to crown their candidate before more of his weaknesses come out everyday?

[Obama's debate disaster in Philly wouldn't have happened if Hillary had dropped out mainly because there would have been NO debate in the first place.]

Hillary Clinton is finished: Waiting for you to digest that beats any insult you invoke & deserve.

[But like Michael Myers she just keeps coming back to slash at the Obama campaign.]

It puzzles me that Clinton supporters here aren't concerned about this. It's almost like they don't care whether Democrats win the GE. They only want their favorite candidate to win. And yes, I do realize there were plenty of Obama supporters acting the same way when he looked to be losing, but it's almost May now and McCain has clearly benefited from the prolonged race. So you'd have to be a fool to think this was helping us.

[Instead of relaxing, Obama is being forced to remain on guard at all times against his personal Michael Myers.]

Clinton is choosing to become a pariah to the party: So be it.

[More like the Michael Myers to the party.]

I no longer believe your objectivity. I no longer believe your sincerity. Your agenda is clear and you make me sad.

[Also mad.]

BOTH "teams" (WTF!!!!!!!!!!) are behaving like ASSHOLES

[I agree.]

I think his candidacy simply attracts angry people. I do not know why.... but the rancor is astonishing. And I am not talking about just D.U. I mean real life Dems. Even in my own family!!

[Democrat civil war is FUn to watch!]

HIllary is working to destroy Obama's chance in the GE. Her only goal at this point is to ensure that McCain becomes president so that she has a shot in 2012. Bitter ? No. Angry, you bet. Antone who isn't angry about what she is doing shouldn't call themselves a Democrat.

[Hee! Hee! GO HILLARY!!!]

Why have the attacks become so personal, Democrat against Democrat? It's like we're all on the Jerry Springer Show.

[I'm still chuckling over the time when Jerry Springer, as mayor of Cincinatti, paid for a hooker via a check that bounced.]

In primaries they are about tied in delegates. His margin comes from sham caucuses with 2-5% turnout where working folks, seniors, and immigrants--all big Clinton groups are disenfranchised. Fortunately there are no more sham caucuses left on the calendar.

[Yeah, such a shame that illegal aliens ("immigrants") can't vote in the caucuses. Actually they can vote in the Democrat caucuses but the risks are much greater than voting by ballot.]

One reason may be we have to play defense all the time, just like Sen. Obama, thanks to Sen. I'm-confortable-in-the-kitchen and her supporters. Those pots and pans, and other items in the kitchen sting when thrown and hit people.

[Especially those kitchen knives tossed by Michael Myers.]

It's because the nomination will me NOTHING if Camp Clinton and it's supporters destroy any chance Obama will have in the GE.

[Hillary is well on her way to that goal.]

I am a bit angry, I will admit. The candidate we will be running in November should be campaigning against McCain. Every day we lose is an advantage for the Republicans. There is no way Hillary can win the nomination unless she convinces super and elected delegates to flip in her favor and if she does that, she will have destroyed the party. I've also heard she plans to take the whole mess to court. That, too, would have the potential of taking out the party. The question for people to ask of Hillary right now is whether she is running for the common good or running for herself. When there is absolutely no way for her to pull ahead of Obama, no matter how much she wins Pennsylvania by, it's time for a dose of reality.

[Hee! Hee! I love watching Michael Myers slash the Democrat party to pieces.]

HRC is gong to take it to court??!! so now the voters are going to be sued for not voting for her? do you have more info about this? what is it about? what is her case? is it about FL & MI?

[Blame Algore for it. He started this whole lawyering the election results shtick in FL 2000.]

And I'm angry at all the Hillary supporters who can't seem to see she's destroying the party -- or perhaps youdo see and that's what you want.

[It's what I want. GO HILLARY!!!]

Dean is showing himself to be a petulant little man who wants Obama to win so badly that he'll disenfranchise Democratic voters in two states. What the hell were voters supposed to do when their primary was set ahead of Super Tuesday, thus breaking King Howard's new rules? Stay home? Try to vote on Super Tuesday when the polls would be closed? Dean's insistence that we must have a nominee by July 1 or he will throw a tantrum is also childish and undemocratic.

[Dean throw a tantrum? YEEEEEAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!]

I am just waiting for all the theatrics to be over with so we can start focusing on the general.

[You have a loooooong wait ahead.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; michaelmyers
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Can anybody out there photoshop a Michael Myers mask onto Hillary? If so I might use it as a graphic in future DUFUs.
1 posted on 04/21/2008 7:44:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Great


2 posted on 04/21/2008 7:45:18 AM PDT by PeteB570 (NRA - Life member and Black Rifle owner)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 04/21/2008 7:45:57 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hehehe...”Why are so many Obama Supporters Angry?” My first thought...Because they’re bitter.


4 posted on 04/21/2008 7:47:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan ("Every dollar the government gives to someone has to be taken away from someone else" Pres. Reagan)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Ten!


5 posted on 04/21/2008 7:49:32 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Big dog, big dog, bow-wow-wow! We'll crush crime, now, now, now!)
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They are bitter and they cling to thier Obamessiah.


6 posted on 04/21/2008 7:51:12 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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To: PJ-Comix
And I am not talking about just D.U. I mean real life Dems

Bwahahaha.
7 posted on 04/21/2008 7:51:31 AM PDT by stylin19a
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To: PJ-Comix

top ten!


8 posted on 04/21/2008 7:53:17 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (Al Gore - now the most sanctimonious lardbutt Yank on the planet ~ D. Thompson)
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Her only goal at this point is to ensure that McCain becomes president so that she has a shot in 2012.

I keep reading this. What makes anyone think that if Hillary loses this time around she'll have any chance in 2012? The same would hold true for OBH. Whoever the loser is in this bitter campaign, they have absolutely no chance for a future run. They're both sealing their own fate.

9 posted on 04/21/2008 7:54:47 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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10?


10 posted on 04/21/2008 7:57:13 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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I've also heard she plans to take the whole mess to court. That, too, would have the potential of taking out the party.

With Obama's legal camp basing their arguments on Bush v. Gore

11 posted on 04/21/2008 7:57:46 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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To: PJ-Comix

This Rube Goldberg-esq primary mess shows that democrats should never EVER be in charge of anything. It’s amazing how they can screw up something as simple as going to the polls and voting.


12 posted on 04/21/2008 7:58:51 AM PDT by hsalaw
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And into the fray walks.......... The Goracle!
13 posted on 04/21/2008 8:01:27 AM PDT by Ditter
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What makes anyone think that if Hillary loses this time around she'll have any chance in 2012?

There will be four years of Clinton loyalists seeding the press with statements about how Obama was not ready for primetime, that Clinton's main goal was saving the party from an unfit candidate, and that Clinton's leadership in the Senate is winningly presidential.

She has no choice but to hope that four years is enough time to rebuild.

She knows that if Obama wins she has no chance until 2016.

14 posted on 04/21/2008 8:11:15 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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Obama is an idiot. Hillary is not much better. Fact is, they both flunked out on one of the only REAL questions axed at the last debate, about tax rates and tax revenues.

It was pathetic, but particularly funny because I KNOW that GWB understands this, and could explain the Laffer curve to those morons. Heck, he could probably give the common rebuttals to the curve as well.

15 posted on 04/21/2008 8:12:41 AM PDT by Paradox (Politics: The art of convincing the populace that your delusions are superior to others.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Some of thyese internet liberals are just INSANE...

On KOS yesterday, there was a Posting about Sadr threatening to fight America all the way to LIBERATION, and they were CHEERING him....

The hate is so deep it HAS to be effecting thier everyday lives...


16 posted on 04/21/2008 8:15:42 AM PDT by tcrlaf (VOTE DEMOCRAT-You'll look great in a Burka!)
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To: Ditter

Was it Adlai Stevenson who never campaigned in the primaries but was annointed at the conventions?


17 posted on 04/21/2008 8:19:29 AM PDT by Mercat (I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven;)
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To: PJ-Comix

I have a new Tag...


18 posted on 04/21/2008 8:34:12 AM PDT by steel_resolve (Operation Chaos is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
More and more Hillary is reminding me of Hitler (no not that way).
It's like its 63 years ago, April 1945, and like Hitler with no real chance to win, she's down in her Führerbunker - artillery shells booming outside - moving Armies that don't exist around on a map and ordering fictitious Super Weapons that will 'save the Reich' to attack the Allied Armies that are already at the gates of Berlin.

And like Hitler, finally realizing that all is lost - doesn't care and now WANTS Deutschland utterly destroyed as the volk are no longer worthy as they let him down.

I think a shrink would have field day with Hillary on the couch. (NO, not THAT way) /s
19 posted on 04/21/2008 8:39:34 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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I am still not sure who I want to win. I think Obama would be easier to beat as he has a glass jaw and only recently has it come to light that he associates with horrible people. However, I still know the Hillary’s high negative numbers would hamper her as well.


20 posted on 04/21/2008 8:46:12 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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