The campaign season is heating up and so are the jokes. Here are the latest from today's editon of
NewsBusted.
BTW, I now have it on the best authority that Obama will LOSE in a landslide in the general election if he is nominated. My source has a perfect prediction record. I will discuss this in detail in a future DUFU edition about the "Ken Norton Effect."
1 posted on
04/18/2008 6:00:20 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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2 posted on
04/18/2008 6:01:48 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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3 posted on
04/18/2008 6:04:00 AM PDT by
Poser
(Willing to fight for oil)
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4 posted on
04/18/2008 6:05:04 AM PDT by
Ragtop
(We are the people our parents warned us about)
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Top ten.
Also, I would add that it's really more of a Pain in the asterisk.
6 posted on
04/18/2008 6:06:46 AM PDT by
wbill
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7 posted on
04/18/2008 6:08:10 AM PDT by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: PJ-Comix
You're a liar but you know that.Even this will seem mild compared to what infighting will occur through the summer and into fall.
8 posted on
04/18/2008 6:08:54 AM PDT by
bcsco
(To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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9 posted on
04/18/2008 6:10:15 AM PDT by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: PJ-Comix
The meltdown continues. I hope the popcorn holds out!
10 posted on
04/18/2008 6:11:34 AM PDT by
rockrr
(Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
To: PJ-Comix
but if you add Mars and Jupiter, Obama wins! Though I hear Uranus is Hillary territory!Uhhh, should I? Naaaaah.
12 posted on
04/18/2008 6:13:49 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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Soil-surfin top twenty!
Waitin for Chas to check in about the quake.
I’m about 120 miles from the epicenter and it moved my house! 6-8 waves hit the area and the last one made the house shift, small bit of a “crackle” from the wall.
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18 posted on
04/18/2008 6:24:04 AM PDT by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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“Them cheating Barrys are birds of a feather” top 20.
19 posted on
04/18/2008 6:28:16 AM PDT by
steveegg
(I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
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20 posted on
04/18/2008 6:30:14 AM PDT by
Cheburashka
(Liberalism: a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.)
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Now that I have hi-def TV, it will be FUn to watch the angry looks in detail of the Democrat delegates at this summer's convention You'll be able to see the sweat rolling down Howard Dean and Harry Reid's faces. Nancy Pelosi doesn't sweat due the botox treatments.
21 posted on
04/18/2008 6:39:41 AM PDT by
6ppc
(It's torch and pitchfork time)
To: PJ-Comix
Obama has a glass jaw.
This stuff is juicy. If for anything, Operation Chaos is working.
To: PJ-Comix
The dummie just said that nObama “took” himself off the ballot in Michigan. He was on the ballot and he took himself off? What political trick was he trying to accomplish?
24 posted on
04/18/2008 7:00:44 AM PDT by
Ditter
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There are rules. FL and MI broke them. Case closed.
I can't be the only one who is noticing the irony of Democrats suddenly spouting election rules of any kind. What happened to "blast the rules, every vote counts!"...?
26 posted on
04/18/2008 7:06:28 AM PDT by
Democracy In Iraq
(When a soldier dies, a protester gloats, a family cries, an Iraqi votes)
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28 posted on
04/18/2008 7:13:05 AM PDT by
arthurus
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[I'm already picturing Democrats screaming angrily into each others faces at this summer's convention. This will be better than any pay per view ultimate fighting event.]
UFC: The Ultimate Fighting Convention
Light Heavyweight Champ Quinton "Rampage" Jackson speaks at the Democratic National Convention is Denver,
while former champ Chuck Liddell takes the floor.
32 posted on
04/18/2008 7:18:35 AM PDT by
Squeako
(Obama because he's black, Clinton because she's a woman, McCain because he's a Vet/POW. No thanks.)
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Funny that the lefties are even discussing “the rules” since it has been demonstrated repeatedly, and I believe it’s part of their core ideology,
that if the rules don’t produce the results you want, ignore/change the rules.
33 posted on
04/18/2008 7:20:19 AM PDT by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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