Texas Man Has Surgery To Join Republican Party

Counterjab ^ | April 18, 2008 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, Rebelbase. I appreciate it. Good pick up on the name.

:-)

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, PGalt. Glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, Blonde. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, GOP Raider. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.

[lqcincinnatus]

There are other benefits associated with this surgery. You will find it much easier to vote for Rick (Trans-Texas Corridor) Perry, David (Kill Voter ID) Dewhurst, Tom (I know I look like a Republican even though I give to Democrats so I can get re-elected Speaker) Craddick, and Kay Baby (Kill Funding for the Fence) Hutchinson. Oh and I forgot our two Pharisee party leaders Tina (open sepulcher) Benkiser and Robin (Let the State Define What Is a Religion) Armstrong.

[writer33]

It will most definitely help you in those regards. God speed, lq. :-)

Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

[SouthTexas]

Keep up the good work!

Although you could have picked a different state. :)

[Joe 6-pack]

"Rats have big Cajones, but little brains."

Regretably, you're right. Just look at all the concessions the Republicans made in Congress when the GOP was the majority!

[Matchett-PI]

Hilarious! Of course, it wouldn’t be funny if it wasn’t true. :)

[B4Ranch]

I checked into having the same operation done and the doctor discovered another problem beside the obvious testicular one. He said I would have to have my spine reduced in size by 85%. Apparently this is where the willingness to stand up for ones beliefs actually lays, in the spinal column. I never would have thought of that.

[Squantos]

We sure this guy wasn’t wanting to become a New Mexican vs a Republican ?;o)

[bmwcyle]

Take out his spine and he can run for office.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Maybe one of them Santa Fey types. ;)

[rintense]

HA! So true.

[Squantos]

I think this Dr. Jim Balzack worked on Eeeeeek !.....:o)

Santa Fey .....LOL ! TRUE and damn funny !

[Brasil]

Giggle!
Whatever it takes, I guess.
Thanks for the ping

[b4its2late]

Tell El Rushbo he can make a parody with it!

[Killborn]

Heh. Good to see you back, writer! :)

[writer33]

I checked into having the same operation done and the doctor discovered another problem beside the obvious testicular one. He said I would have to have my spine reduced in size by 85%. Apparently this is where the willingness to stand up for ones beliefs actually lays, in the spinal column. I never would have thought of that.

That's true. But you may have to have that surgery if you're going to pull that lever for McCain in November. :-)