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DUmmie FUnnies 04-15-08 ("HILLARY: Please LEAVE")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 15, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/15/2008 3:42:31 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

It's a beautiful thing to see how well Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos is working out. Remember that DUmmie who PREDICTED that Hillary would be splitting from the campaign on April 14? Well, guess what? She's NOT leaving. As a matter of fact, thanks to Operation Chaos and Barack Obama's bitter blunders, she is now predicted to win big in Pennsylvania next week. And when that happens you can expect Hillary to HAUNT Obama all the way until this summer's convention...and possibly beyond. Meanwhile DUmmie frustration with Hillary has reached the boiling point as you can see in this THREAD with the peeved title of "HILLARY: Please LEAVE." Yeah, DUmmie, Hillary will leave but not until AFTER she makes Obama completely unelectable in the general election. So let us now watch the DUmmies beg Hillary to LEAVE in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the spectacle of bitter DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:

HILLARY: Please LEAVE

[Pretty please!]

I am sick of this shit. She is destroying our chances of winning in the general election. Our party can't take much more of this. We are bloodying our candidates and McCain will win if we continue. Please, for the sake of this nation, and for all Americans, leave the race, Hillary. Give up the ghost. You have lost. And if you continue, you will lose the Democrats the White House.

[Sorry. Operation Chaos is working much too well for Hillary to leave. Hee! Hee!]

If your candidate were really strong enough she would be gone already.

[Countered a Hillarite.]

Bullshit! She is so egotistical and a narcissist she will have to be tasered and dragged away.

[Don't tase me bro!]

IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER.....

[And that is only a very small fraction of that wishful post.]

You don't know what the superdelegates will do. That's what they're there for. So until somebody gets to 2025, no it's not over.

[It's not over until the fat assed lady sings.]

The right wing pundits have been playing this for all it's worth. Why do you think that they are doing that? They're doing it because they know that they have a good chance of losing against Obama and they want him to be destroyed before the GE. Limbaugh has even conceded this; why do you think that he has advised his listeners to vote for Hillary in the primaries? Because she will LOSE against McCain.

[Wrong. Rush has advised voting for Hillary because he knows it will cause CHAOS among the Democrats. And your post proves this.]

You just don't want Obama to go through a competition? You want him to just be crowned? ITS ALL CLINTON'S FAULT that Obama fD up? No. It is Obama's fault.

[Obama's faults are now coming out because he has been forced to continue campaigning thanks to Operation Chaos.]

Assholish behavior from both sides have me pissed off. If it were up to me neither one would still be a candidate.

[Draft Mike Gravel!]

Hillary is pathetic, needy, egocentric, and a "pleaser".. This disgusts people most of all. She changes personalities like a sociopath does, or a Zellig. There is no charm, strength, or leadership to be had in such a person.

[Zelig. One of the last of the FUnnie Woody Allen flicks. I really enjoyed that one. After Zelig, Woody Allen started imagining himself to be another Ingmar Bergman. Sorry, Woody, but I just couldn't buy you as a moody Swedish director.]

Hillary's tactics. I'm fed the hell up. She's attacking our party. She's using the same bullshit talking points that the Repugs use against us, and the same tactics. I am sick of this shit. She needs to go. I've kept my mouth shut up until today, because I didn't think we were hurting each other too much. But enough is enough. The time has come for her to step out of the race.

[And now you see that Operation Chaos is indeed hurting the Democrats bigtime. Hee! Hee!]

Hillary has been losing almost from day one. Why do you think everyone wants her to get out of the race? And, NOW, she's f*cking up our chances to win in the GE.

[Frustrating, isn't it? Hee! Hee!]

Tomorrow's debate may show her as vindictive and desperate, which would turn the tide rapidly.

[There's a debate tomorrow? This I HAVE to watch!]

you people have now become ridiculuous... you people are the reason for all the "tearing apart of the party" LOOK IN THE F*CKING MIRROR!!!!! Obama can't win the general - if he's the nominee - practice saying "President McCain"...for the next four years...

[Practice saying "Freudenschade, baby!"]

"The Power Of Christ Compels You, The Power Of Christ Compels You..."

[Prayed a DUmmie reverently for the exorcism of Hillary.]

F*ck Off - and I say that as politely as I could... Obama is going to RUIN this country... he's even BACKTRACKED on his phoney "out of Iraq" soundbites...

[The greatest political tactic in history---Operation Chaos.]

Hilliary is already ruining the party and our chances in Nov.

[Don't forget to thank Rush Limbaugh for making it all possible. Hee! Hee!]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; operationchaos
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To: PJ-Comix
IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER.....

IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE.....

21 posted on 04/15/2008 4:12:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obambats vs. the HillAryans.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You don't know what the superdelegates will do. That's what they're there for. So until somebody gets to 2025, no it's not over.

Till the YEAR 2025! Hee! Hee!

22 posted on 04/15/2008 4:14:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obambats vs. the HillAryans.)
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To: PJ-Comix
F*ck Off - and I say that as politely as I could...

Charmed. Ordinarily, one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

23 posted on 04/15/2008 4:15:02 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (April 15: The day you get to see and feel how badly you are being bled.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You just don't want Obama to go through a competition? You want him to just be crowned?

Obama is who we thought he was! Now, if you want to crown him, crown his @$$! < /dennisgreen>

24 posted on 04/15/2008 4:19:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obambats vs. the HillAryans.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Assholish behavior from both sides have me pissed off. If it were up to me neither one would still be a candidate.

Crown Kookcinich!

25 posted on 04/15/2008 4:20:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obambats vs. the HillAryans.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hillary is pathetic, needy, egocentric, and a "pleaser". . . . There is no charm, strength, or leadership to be had in such a person.

Picky, picky, picky. . . .

26 posted on 04/15/2008 4:24:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obambats vs. the HillAryans.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Since I couldn’t close the window, I hit the download button in desperation.”

That happened to me some years back after visiting a web site. I think I ended up unplugging the computer to make it stop.


27 posted on 04/15/2008 4:24:47 PM PDT by faq
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To: PJ-Comix
Unfortunately, just as I was about to shut down the internet browser, a message flashed on the screen that said something like, "YOU ARE WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY!!!"

That never happens on my Mac or Linux machines. They just mind their own business and keep their mouths shut.

28 posted on 04/15/2008 4:27:42 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (April 15: The day you get to see and feel how badly you are being bled.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Assholish behavior from both sides have me pissed off.

"YOU ARE WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY!!!"

29 posted on 04/15/2008 4:42:52 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (April 15: The day you get to see and feel how badly you are being bled.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You don't know what the superdelegates will do. That's what they're there for. So until somebody gets to 2025, no it's not over

%%
As they near 2025,
If Barry's still alive,
If Clinton can survive
They may find....
%%

30 posted on 04/15/2008 4:46:32 PM PDT by mikrofon (Zebra & Evita)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007
Devious ads, PJ my man. If the actual ad link says 'Close?', or 'Download special program to stop the pornography', NEVER click on them! NEVER CLICK ON ANY BUTTON INSIDE AN AD.

You had to understand the situation. I was in the customer lounge with a screen flashing about PORNOGRAPHY plus hardcore thumbnails. I was desperately trying to EXIT that window in any way possible.

31 posted on 04/15/2008 4:47:45 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
And what was that all about????

Hillary has tracked you down...
32 posted on 04/15/2008 5:43:31 PM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: PJ-Comix; Ultra Sonic 007

Ultra Sonic 007 was right - you only unleash more if you try to close the windows because they’re like little trip-wires.

The best way is to Ctrl-Alt_Del which brings up the Task Manager. Highlight the web browser and choose End Task. That kills every instance of the browser and will prevent the little spawn of Satan windows that are trying to launch.

Then quietly back the hell away because you’ve just infected their computer!


33 posted on 04/15/2008 5:48:38 PM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: PJ-Comix
Please, for the sake of this nation, and for all Americans, leave the race, Hillary. Give up the ghost.

Does this DUmmie know he just asked Hillary to die? "Give up the ghost"?

34 posted on 04/15/2008 5:50:17 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nice NFL reference Charles.


35 posted on 04/15/2008 6:16:09 PM PDT by j_tull (Massachusetts, the Gay State. Once leader of the American Revolution, now leading its demise.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE. IT IS ROVE

Paul is dead...Paul is dead...Paul is dead...


36 posted on 04/15/2008 6:39:39 PM PDT by Purrcival (I had to put down my Bible and my gun to post this.)
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To: PJ-Comix

[Zelig. One of the last of the FUnnie Woody Allen flicks. I really enjoyed that one. After Zelig, Woody Allen started imagining himself to be another Ingmar Bergman. Sorry, Woody, but I just couldn’t buy you as a moody Swedish director.]

Yeah, I sort of lost interest in Woody Allen’s flicks at about that same time. LOVED his early stuff.


37 posted on 04/15/2008 6:41:10 PM PDT by Purrcival (I had to put down my Bible and my gun to post this.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Assholish behavior from both sides have me pissed off. If it were up to me neither one would still be a candidate.

Cue the Goracle:

http://goracle.org/

38 posted on 04/15/2008 6:43:16 PM PDT by Purrcival (I had to put down my Bible and my gun to post this.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You had to understand the situation. I was in the customer lounge with a screen flashing about PORNOGRAPHY plus hardcore thumbnails. I was desperately trying to EXIT that window in any way possible.

That's exactly what they're counting on: you being confused enough and embarrassed enough to click on whatever button you think will close the popup, completely forgetting that little "X" in the upper right-hand corner. If in doubt, use taskmgr and kill it that way. That goes for the little popups that suggest that your drive may have spyware and needs to be "scanned" (yeah,right). I close those suckers out, too.

39 posted on 04/15/2008 6:55:52 PM PDT by Purrcival (I had to put down my Bible and my gun to post this.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You just don't want Obama to go through a competition? You want him to just be crowned?

Yes! They are who they have been waiting for.

40 posted on 04/15/2008 7:10:19 PM PDT by hsalaw
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