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DUmmie FUnnies 04-15-08 ("HILLARY: Please LEAVE")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 15, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/15/2008 3:42:31 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

It's a beautiful thing to see how well Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos is working out. Remember that DUmmie who PREDICTED that Hillary would be splitting from the campaign on April 14? Well, guess what? She's NOT leaving. As a matter of fact, thanks to Operation Chaos and Barack Obama's bitter blunders, she is now predicted to win big in Pennsylvania next week. And when that happens you can expect Hillary to HAUNT Obama all the way until this summer's convention...and possibly beyond. Meanwhile DUmmie frustration with Hillary has reached the boiling point as you can see in this THREAD with the peeved title of "HILLARY: Please LEAVE." Yeah, DUmmie, Hillary will leave but not until AFTER she makes Obama completely unelectable in the general election. So let us now watch the DUmmies beg Hillary to LEAVE in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the spectacle of bitter DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:

HILLARY: Please LEAVE

[Pretty please!]

I am sick of this shit. She is destroying our chances of winning in the general election. Our party can't take much more of this. We are bloodying our candidates and McCain will win if we continue. Please, for the sake of this nation, and for all Americans, leave the race, Hillary. Give up the ghost. You have lost. And if you continue, you will lose the Democrats the White House.

[Sorry. Operation Chaos is working much too well for Hillary to leave. Hee! Hee!]

If your candidate were really strong enough she would be gone already.

[Countered a Hillarite.]

Bullshit! She is so egotistical and a narcissist she will have to be tasered and dragged away.

[Don't tase me bro!]

IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER.....

[And that is only a very small fraction of that wishful post.]

You don't know what the superdelegates will do. That's what they're there for. So until somebody gets to 2025, no it's not over.

[It's not over until the fat assed lady sings.]

The right wing pundits have been playing this for all it's worth. Why do you think that they are doing that? They're doing it because they know that they have a good chance of losing against Obama and they want him to be destroyed before the GE. Limbaugh has even conceded this; why do you think that he has advised his listeners to vote for Hillary in the primaries? Because she will LOSE against McCain.

[Wrong. Rush has advised voting for Hillary because he knows it will cause CHAOS among the Democrats. And your post proves this.]

You just don't want Obama to go through a competition? You want him to just be crowned? ITS ALL CLINTON'S FAULT that Obama fD up? No. It is Obama's fault.

[Obama's faults are now coming out because he has been forced to continue campaigning thanks to Operation Chaos.]

Assholish behavior from both sides have me pissed off. If it were up to me neither one would still be a candidate.

[Draft Mike Gravel!]

Hillary is pathetic, needy, egocentric, and a "pleaser".. This disgusts people most of all. She changes personalities like a sociopath does, or a Zellig. There is no charm, strength, or leadership to be had in such a person.

[Zelig. One of the last of the FUnnie Woody Allen flicks. I really enjoyed that one. After Zelig, Woody Allen started imagining himself to be another Ingmar Bergman. Sorry, Woody, but I just couldn't buy you as a moody Swedish director.]

Hillary's tactics. I'm fed the hell up. She's attacking our party. She's using the same bullshit talking points that the Repugs use against us, and the same tactics. I am sick of this shit. She needs to go. I've kept my mouth shut up until today, because I didn't think we were hurting each other too much. But enough is enough. The time has come for her to step out of the race.

[And now you see that Operation Chaos is indeed hurting the Democrats bigtime. Hee! Hee!]

Hillary has been losing almost from day one. Why do you think everyone wants her to get out of the race? And, NOW, she's f*cking up our chances to win in the GE.

[Frustrating, isn't it? Hee! Hee!]

Tomorrow's debate may show her as vindictive and desperate, which would turn the tide rapidly.

[There's a debate tomorrow? This I HAVE to watch!]

you people have now become ridiculuous... you people are the reason for all the "tearing apart of the party" LOOK IN THE F*CKING MIRROR!!!!! Obama can't win the general - if he's the nominee - practice saying "President McCain"...for the next four years...

[Practice saying "Freudenschade, baby!"]

"The Power Of Christ Compels You, The Power Of Christ Compels You..."

[Prayed a DUmmie reverently for the exorcism of Hillary.]

F*ck Off - and I say that as politely as I could... Obama is going to RUIN this country... he's even BACKTRACKED on his phoney "out of Iraq" soundbites...

[The greatest political tactic in history---Operation Chaos.]

Hilliary is already ruining the party and our chances in Nov.

[Don't forget to thank Rush Limbaugh for making it all possible. Hee! Hee!]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; operationchaos
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You can hear Hillary's annoying cackle on the latest edition of NewsBusted.

Late DUFU today because the internet connection in my entire neighborhood was down all morning. So I went over to an auto dealership where some friends of mine work. I can use one of the computers there in the customer's lounge as long as I don't abuse the privilege. So I beelined over there and checked out my eBay auctions where I am selling a killer product. Unfortunately, just as I was about to shut down the internet browser, a message flashed on the screen that said something like, "YOU ARE WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY!!!"

Sure enough, a bunch of hard core thumbnails appeared on the screen even though I had nothing to do with bringing them up. Then red lights started flashing on the screen with this message:

"WARNING! WARNING! PORNOGRAPHY ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!"

I tried to close the window but no go. I also got very nervous because with all those flashing lights about Porno, I figured someone in the customer lounge would spot it and have me marked as some kind of public pervo. I glanced around the lounge but all the customers were either reading magazines or watching TV.

The flashing PORNO screen then advised me I could get rid of the PORNO if I downloaded a special program. Since I couldn't close the window, I hit the download button in desperation. What came up was even MORE pornography.

I was overcome with desperation when finally one of my many window closing clicks worked and the FLASHING PORNO screen finally closed.

And what was that all about????

1 posted on 04/15/2008 3:42:31 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 04/15/2008 3:44:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

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3 posted on 04/15/2008 3:48:20 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm mostly salty and sweet, sometimes sour. Not bitter so much.)
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To: PJ-Comix
She is destroying our chances of winning in the general election.

That is hardly fair. I'd say that Obama is destroying his chances pretty good all on his lonesome. For the record: I am not bitter (although I do live in PA, believe in God and the 2nd amendment)
4 posted on 04/15/2008 3:54:47 PM PDT by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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To: PJ-Comix
IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER. IT IS OVER.....

"I said over and over over again / This dance is gonna be a drag."

5 posted on 04/15/2008 3:55:07 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm mostly salty and sweet, sometimes sour. Not bitter so much.)
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To: PJ-Comix

bttt


6 posted on 04/15/2008 3:55:07 PM PDT by hattend (Conservo Tribe Name: Soars with Eagles aka We're so screwed)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10


7 posted on 04/15/2008 3:55:46 PM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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To: PJ-Comix
HILLARY: Please LEAVE

. . . your tactics UNCHANGED!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

8 posted on 04/15/2008 3:56:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obambats vs. the HillAryans.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Bookmark


9 posted on 04/15/2008 3:57:47 PM PDT by gitmo (From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)
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To: PJ-Comix

barely top 10?


10 posted on 04/15/2008 3:58:29 PM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (Look at all the candidates. Choose who you think is best. Choose wisely in 2008.)
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To: PJ-Comix
HILLARY: Please LEAVE
I am sick of this sh*t. She is destroying our chances of winning in the general election.

EBONY AND OVARY
Tune: "Ebony and Ivory" Original

Ebony and Ovary
In the gutter in every primary
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!

We all know
That liberals are the same whatever their name
There's a Socialist
In every one
But they sling the mud
When they have to face each other
When they need to attack
They lay down the smack

Ebony and Ovary
In the gutter in every primary
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!

Ebony, Ovary, fighting in every primary
Ebony, Ovary . . .

We all know
That liberals are the same whatever their name
There's a Socialist
In every one
But they sling the mud
When they have to face each other
When they need to attack
They lay down the smack

Ebony and Ovary
In the gutter in every primary
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!

Ebony, Ovary, fighting in every primary . . .

11 posted on 04/15/2008 3:58:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obambats vs. the HillAryans.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Our party can't take much more of this.

Oh, yes you can! About four more months worth!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

12 posted on 04/15/2008 4:00:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obambats vs. the HillAryans.)
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To: PJ-Comix
practice saying "President McCain"...for the next four years...

Yes, the DUmmies have gotten so good at saying "President Bush" over the last eight years.

13 posted on 04/15/2008 4:01:28 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm mostly salty and sweet, sometimes sour. Not bitter so much.)
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To: PJ-Comix; ImaGraftedBranch
Sure enough, a bunch of hard core thumbnails appeared on the screen even though I had nothing to do with bringing them up. Then red lights started flashing on the screen with this message:

"WARNING! WARNING! PORNOGRAPHY ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!"

I tried to close the window but no go. I also got very nervous because with all those flashing lights about Porno, I figured someone in the customer lounge would spot it and have me marked as some kind of public pervo. I glanced around the lounge but all the customers were either reading magazines or watching TV.

The flashing PORNO screen then advised me I could get rid of the PORNO if I downloaded a special program. Since I couldn't close the window, I hit the download button in desperation. What came up was even MORE pornography.

I was overcome with desperation when finally one of my many window closing clicks worked and the FLASHING PORNO screen finally closed.

And what was that all about????

Devious ads, PJ my man. If the actual ad link says 'Close?', or 'Download special program to stop the pornography', NEVER click on them! NEVER CLICK ON ANY BUTTON INSIDE AN AD. They're liars, and usually serve as a means of getting more spyware and adware onto the computer. In such a situation (I'm assuming these were pop-up ads), click on the actual 'X' close icon in the upper corner, or click Alt-F4, or do Ctrl+Alt+Delete and either end the IE application or end the IE process itself. If it's REALLY threatening stuff, shut down immediately.

Those ads are irritating stuff.

14 posted on 04/15/2008 4:02:15 PM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (Look at all the candidates. Choose who you think is best. Choose wisely in 2008.)
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I've kept my mouth shut up until today

Somehow, I doubt this very much. It is in the liberals' makeup to have diarrhea of the mouth. Part of the mental illness.

15 posted on 04/15/2008 4:04:19 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix
She's attacking our party. She's using the same bullshit...

Hillary's a party pooper.

16 posted on 04/15/2008 4:05:23 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (April 15: The day you get to see and feel how badly you are being bled.)
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To: PJ-Comix
leave the race, Hillary. Give up the ghost. You have lost.

Actually, with Barry continuing to shoot himself in the foot and then sticking that foot in his mouth, there IS a chance she could pull this out! The nomination, I mean. No, Hillary, stay in and you two keep on destroying each other!

WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

17 posted on 04/15/2008 4:05:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obambats vs. the HillAryans.)
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To: PJ-Comix
And what was that all about????

You were the victim of a "pornado" - you should make sure your friend has the computer scanned and cleaned of any malware that got installed.

18 posted on 04/15/2008 4:05:37 PM PDT by CA Conservative
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To: PJ-Comix
if you continue, you will lose the Democrats the White House.

Let's shoot for the Congress, too! Reverse pantsuit coattails.

19 posted on 04/15/2008 4:07:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obambats vs. the HillAryans.)
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To: PJ-Comix
She is so egotistical and a narcissist she will have to be tasered and dragged away.

Hey, the Tigress of Tuzla faced down sniper fire. She's certainly not afraid of a taser!

20 posted on 04/15/2008 4:09:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obambats vs. the HillAryans.)
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