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DUmmie FUnnies 04-08-08 (No Mere Mortal May Say The Sacred Name Of Barack Obama)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 8, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/08/2008 6:04:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Oh Holiest of Holies, Hallowed be thy Blessed Name. No mere mortal, especially EVIL Republicans are worthy enough to allow your name to pass from their lips. Even writing it I feel compelled to spell it as B*r*ck *b*m*. If you think I am exaggerating about the awe in which the DUmmies hold the sacred name of Barack Obama, think again as you can see from the very title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Is it just me, or do you also get pissed when you hear McCain say Obama's name?" The reverence of this thread is also reflected in this other DUmmie THREAD titled, "Barack loves me, this I know." So let us now watch the DUmmies work themselves into a righteous fury in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, not yet worthy enough to utter the name of You-Know-Who, is in the [brackets]:

Is it just me, or do you also get pissed when you hear McCain say Obama's name?

[I agree. You must first achieve a high level of progressive holiness before you can even attempt to say the sacred name of Barack Obama.]

Makes me want to slap the everloving crap out of him.

[HE IS NOT WORTHY!!!]

Don't forget Rove, I hate him too.

[Do you foul your diaper whenever you hear Karl Rove utter the sacred name of Barack Obama?]

If this were the wild wild west, we could send a posse out for him.

[If this were medieval Spain, we could send the Inquistion out for him.]

Does he not say it with enough reverence?

[No, plus he does not drop to his knees when speaking the sacred name.]

No, he's a republican speaking a democrats name and it drives me insane. He thinks he's entitled. Asshole--I hope his head explodes.

[It is a sacrilege for a Republican to speak the sacred Obama name.]

I don't like mccain, but just cause he says his opponent's name, if that pisses you off, you're not going to have a fun time this november.

[I'm already envisioning exploding DUmmie heads.]

You're right, I'm already on Nexium because of this election.

[By November, you'll be on heroin.]

I believe everyone in this country should be vetted before they are allowed to even breathe his name. That's why everybody but Obama supporters should just use "Glitterbama".

[You must be approved by a Board of Examiners before uttering the holy Obama name.]

Because he doesn't genuflect when he says it?

[Absolutely. You must drop to your knees and genuflect before daring to utter the sacred name.]


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Eliot Spitzer's hooker is back in the news and you can find out more about this over at NewsBusted in their latest edition which came out today.

On Sunday, I attempted to teach my nephew, Ken, how to swim. He is nine and waaaaay too old to not know how to swim, especially for someone living in Florida. It turns out he has a paranoid fear of water to the extent that he would hold the side in only the shallow end of the pool and wouldn't let go. He absolutely believed he could not float. When I tried to drag him into deeper water, he went into a complete panic and refused to even TRY to learn how to swim.

Fortunately, at the same time some guy was teaching his kids to swim in the deep end of the pool. They were only five and six. They couldn't swim well but at least they made the ATTEMPT to swim and both of them finally made it across the deep end on their own.

So I pointed that out to Ken and told him those kids were looking at him like he was a big pansy. That sort of shamed him into at least trying to swim, especially after I kept reminding him not to humiliate himself due to the way the little kids were looking at him. By the end of the session, Ken was able to stay afloat and swim up to ten seconds at a time. Mainly he lost his fear of water so I told him he only needs to keep practicing.

I remember that by the time I was seven, I was swimming perfectly. Of course, I never had a fear of the water. So I guess the answer on how to teach kids how to swim when they have an irrational fear of the water is to have younger kids swimming nearby and using humiliation as an incentive to give it a try.

1 posted on 04/08/2008 6:04:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

In before da ping.


2 posted on 04/08/2008 6:07:17 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 04/08/2008 6:07:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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TOP 10, BAY-BEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ;)


4 posted on 04/08/2008 6:08:36 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (McCain "conservatives" = hardcore liberals who nonetheless appreciate the occasional tax cut.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Should he be He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?

Works for me.


5 posted on 04/08/2008 6:09:36 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (I support global warming.)
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I take it these quotes are jr high kids attempting a political discussion? No adult would actually make such comments.


6 posted on 04/08/2008 6:10:08 AM PDT by ladtx ( "Never miss a good chance to shut up." - - Will Rogers)
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IB10, and it’s amazing to me how many DUers casually admit that their political anxieties have them on prescription drugs.


7 posted on 04/08/2008 6:10:38 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


8 posted on 04/08/2008 6:11:08 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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Does this make Hillary the anti-Bama?


9 posted on 04/08/2008 6:14:14 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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When I was 10, my father taught me how to swim in Clearwater (Florida) by simply throwing me into the deep end of the pool.

Learning to swim wasn't the worst thing. Getting out of the big burlap sack first was the hard part!

:~)

10 posted on 04/08/2008 6:17:55 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Leftists stop arguing when they see your patriotism, your logic, your CAR-15 and your block of C4.)
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Too wierd. The world has gone mad.


11 posted on 04/08/2008 6:27:54 AM PDT by Greg F (Do you want a guy named Hussein to fix your soul? Michelle Obama thinks you do.)
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If this were the wild wild west, we could send a posse pussy out for him.

Nothing gender based or sexist implied. It fits better with their martial tendencies.

12 posted on 04/08/2008 6:28:52 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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Shame is a fabulous motivator.


13 posted on 04/08/2008 6:29:31 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass
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Holy Obama!!

14 posted on 04/08/2008 6:34:17 AM PDT by luvie (The Republican Party is strongest when it is fearlessly conservative! RL \:D/)
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Geez.. the hatred in their voices.. it must be so sad to walk around through life with those feelings indside.

Democraps are so caring and giving and helpful- except to conservatives whose heads should explode.


15 posted on 04/08/2008 6:35:45 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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As a little kid I spent my summers near, by, or on the water in Southern Wisconsin. But I never could develop a decent dive. It was only as a young teenager on family vacation in California that I learned to dive properly. The motivation? A young lady I met at our motel who taught me how. No better motivation that that :)


16 posted on 04/08/2008 6:35:50 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix

So did he learn to swim, or do you have to be Eeevil Uncle PJ again today? I learned when I was 5, although I did not live in Florida then.


17 posted on 04/08/2008 6:36:25 AM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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“We must stone him for saying the sacred name.”

“Which sacred name?”

“Obama.”

“Stone him.”

“Obama. Obama. Obama.”


18 posted on 04/08/2008 6:36:51 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (I have not yet begun to fight!)
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You're right, I'm already on Nexium because of this election.

Nexium, ha!
Moonbat fibber, I know you mean Lithium and Thorazine.

19 posted on 04/08/2008 6:38:41 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: MindBender26
I had a lot of difficulty swimming at first because I lived in Ohio so I only had access to fresh water lakes. When I moved to Florida at age seven, the saltwater bouyancy of the ocean was a very pleasant surprise and I immediately began swimming with complete ease. A little over a year later we moved to Puerto Rico and my swimming expertise came in handy body surfing the waves there. I really enjoyed that.

Main thing is to have no fear of the water.

20 posted on 04/08/2008 6:42:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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