Posted on 04/03/2008 6:39:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The Democrat party is now in such a mess thanks to Operation Chaos that the DUmmies are engaged in wishful thinking on how it will all be resolved. In this case, DUmmie FrenchieCat closes her eyes and clicks her heels together three times while wishing real hard that Hillary Clinton will quit the campaign on April 14 as you can see in her THREAD titled, "High Level Sources confirms Hillary Clinton to DROP OUT of Presidential race on April 14th." When one actually reads the sources that DUmmie FrenchieCat cites, there isn't a HINT in there of her dropping out on April 14. It is all in DUmmie FrenchieCat's fervid imagination. Even her fellow DUmmies aren't buying into her fantasies about Hillary conveniently quitting. The sad fact for the Democrats is that Hillary is NOT quitting. She is staying in and fighting every inch of the way to the Democrat convention and possibly beyond. Right now Barack Obama should be relaxing and preparing for the general election but because of Hillary's superhuman persistence he has to face a bloody fight every inch of the way. So let us watch DUmmie FrenchieCat's fantasy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Rush Limbaugh once again for making this entertainment possible, is in the [brackets]:
High Level Sources confirms Hillary Clinton to DROP OUT of Presidential race on April 14th
[High level sources in DUmmie FrenchieCat's fervid imagination.]
The day before she is to release her 2000 to 2006 Tax returns.
[You mean IF she releases her tax returns. And here are the three sources that DUmmie FrenchieCat provides to back up her claim.]
[None of these sources provides a shred of evidence that Hillary is dropping out on April 14. Source #3 is the FUnniest one of them all since it is nothing but speculation by another DUmmie that he is 96% sure that she is dropping out on the appointed day. And now to hear from the skeptical DUmmies...]
tnr is more reliable than that mike dog site claiming Obama will drop out but i'm still not sure i believe it.
[Isn't the fact that another DUmmie is 96% sure that Hillary will drop out on April 14 good enough for you?]
OMG, Please... don't get my hopes up like this.. I Can't Stand It.... If they start cutting back on spending and keeping the cash in the bank I might start to believe it. As of now I need to be cynical, if only to keep my sanity
[Maybe if you wish real hard you can make it all true.]
Lame beyond comprehension
[Just because there isn't a shred of evidence that Hillary will drop out on that day?]
At least, I am using more than one source!
[Perhaps you need ten more sources that demonstrate nothing to enhance your credibility, DUmmie FrenchieCat.]
you need to show the link to that quote on TNR. your link is to an old story from February (interesting, but nothing about 4/14)
[Maybe you need to read an interpretation into it. Hey, I just read the back of my soup can label and a very liberal interpretation of it is that Hillary is dropping on April 14.]
Hmm.. I predicted this before - let me see if I can find it...
Shoot, I should use you as a source!
[You can also use my tea leaves as a source, DUmmie FrenchieCat.]
I wouldn't get my hopes up too high about this
[Not satisfied with DUmmie FrenchieCat's "rock solid" sources?]
I fully expect the Clinton campaign to attempt to move those goalposts as well.
[GASP! You don't think she will release her tax returns on the promised day?]
I don't see anything about her dropping out at that link, nor the quote you posted.
[You need more imaginative reading skills.]
IF she's going to drop out on the 14th, why is she still giving it all she's got now? What would be the point? I just don't see her stepping down but I really hope I'm just being too cynical.
[Don't worry. It's a done deal according to DUmmie FrenchieCat's sources.]
If this doesn't happen can I please gloat? I've enjoyed the gloating about MI and FL being seated.
[Enjoy the gloat with a strong dose of Freudenschade.]
She's going all the way to the convention!
[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]
I dunno, I'd like to believe it but your links don't match the audacious claims in your OP.
[The Great Pumpkin is returning tonight according to my sources.]
Okay...among the DUFU apostles...anyone got enough reward miles and lodging rewards to get PJ to DC and put him up for a night?
I may have United miles...if you want, I’ll look into it...just say the word.
That and "What's Opera Doc?" are my two all time favorite cartoons.
That’s OK. I let my invite go to somebody else. Next year I should make it there. Anyway, thanx for the effort. (Now back to sending article submissions to magazines.)
I didn’t know they named him. I remember the cartoon where the guy finds him in the cornerstone of a building and thinks he’s going to be rich but every time the frog gets in front of people he just croaks. Probably the FUnniest cartoon from Warner Bros. and that’s saying quite a lot.
Pssst...DUmmie. Cynicism, as with its shy baby brother Paranoia, does nothing to keep you sane. Small doses, however, will sometimes help you keep your money.
The editors of The New Republic must be patting themselves on the back for being acknowledged as more reliable than "that mike dog site." Keep it up, fellas. Maybe someday you'll have the DUmmie cred of truthout.
Wow! That's the same day I have to release my 2007 tax return. If I drop out of the race can I get an extension?
"Hillary Clinton is a #%@*^%*! %#@*&!"
“At least, I am using more than one source!”
Well, you’re more than one up on J. Leopold and W. Pitt - they just used each other.
I just read that Err America suspended Randi Rhoades for that comment. Mount DUmb is erupting again.
Yes they did! L0L.
She so cwazahh!
They'll move the goalposts AND the football.
APRIL 14, 2008
THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED
I like it!
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