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DUmmie FUnnies 04-03-08 (Wishful Thinking DUmmie Predicts Hillary To Quit On April 14)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 3, 2008 | DUmmie FrenchieCat, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/03/2008 6:39:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The Democrat party is now in such a mess thanks to Operation Chaos that the DUmmies are engaged in wishful thinking on how it will all be resolved. In this case, DUmmie FrenchieCat closes her eyes and clicks her heels together three times while wishing real hard that Hillary Clinton will quit the campaign on April 14 as you can see in her THREAD titled, "High Level Sources confirms Hillary Clinton to DROP OUT of Presidential race on April 14th." When one actually reads the sources that DUmmie FrenchieCat cites, there isn't a HINT in there of her dropping out on April 14. It is all in DUmmie FrenchieCat's fervid imagination. Even her fellow DUmmies aren't buying into her fantasies about Hillary conveniently quitting. The sad fact for the Democrats is that Hillary is NOT quitting. She is staying in and fighting every inch of the way to the Democrat convention and possibly beyond. Right now Barack Obama should be relaxing and preparing for the general election but because of Hillary's superhuman persistence he has to face a bloody fight every inch of the way. So let us watch DUmmie FrenchieCat's fantasy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Rush Limbaugh once again for making this entertainment possible, is in the [brackets]:

High Level Sources confirms Hillary Clinton to DROP OUT of Presidential race on April 14th

[High level sources in DUmmie FrenchieCat's fervid imagination.]

The day before she is to release her 2000 to 2006 Tax returns.

[You mean IF she releases her tax returns. And here are the three sources that DUmmie FrenchieCat provides to back up her claim.]

[SOURCE #1]

[SOURCE #2]

[SOURCE #3]

[None of these sources provides a shred of evidence that Hillary is dropping out on April 14. Source #3 is the FUnniest one of them all since it is nothing but speculation by another DUmmie that he is 96% sure that she is dropping out on the appointed day. And now to hear from the skeptical DUmmies...]

tnr is more reliable than that mike dog site claiming Obama will drop out but i'm still not sure i believe it.

[Isn't the fact that another DUmmie is 96% sure that Hillary will drop out on April 14 good enough for you?]

OMG, Please... don't get my hopes up like this.. I Can't Stand It.... If they start cutting back on spending and keeping the cash in the bank I might start to believe it. As of now I need to be cynical, if only to keep my sanity

[Maybe if you wish real hard you can make it all true.]

Lame beyond comprehension

[Just because there isn't a shred of evidence that Hillary will drop out on that day?]

At least, I am using more than one source!

[Perhaps you need ten more sources that demonstrate nothing to enhance your credibility, DUmmie FrenchieCat.]

you need to show the link to that quote on TNR. your link is to an old story from February (interesting, but nothing about 4/14)

[Maybe you need to read an interpretation into it. Hey, I just read the back of my soup can label and a very liberal interpretation of it is that Hillary is dropping on April 14.]

Hmm.. I predicted this before - let me see if I can find it...

Shoot, I should use you as a source!

[You can also use my tea leaves as a source, DUmmie FrenchieCat.]

I wouldn't get my hopes up too high about this

[Not satisfied with DUmmie FrenchieCat's "rock solid" sources?]

I fully expect the Clinton campaign to attempt to move those goalposts as well.

[GASP! You don't think she will release her tax returns on the promised day?]

I don't see anything about her dropping out at that link, nor the quote you posted.

[You need more imaginative reading skills.]

IF she's going to drop out on the 14th, why is she still giving it all she's got now? What would be the point? I just don't see her stepping down but I really hope I'm just being too cynical.

[Don't worry. It's a done deal according to DUmmie FrenchieCat's sources.]

If this doesn't happen can I please gloat? I've enjoyed the gloating about MI and FL being seated.

[Enjoy the gloat with a strong dose of Freudenschade.]

She's going all the way to the convention!

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

I dunno, I'd like to believe it but your links don't match the audacious claims in your OP.

[The Great Pumpkin is returning tonight according to my sources.]


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KEYWORDS: 2008; dummies; hillaryclinton
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Well, it looks like I won't be able to go to D.C. for the MRC Gala on April 10. Heavy mortgage payments due do my recent townhouse purchase and other expenses are keeping me down here. Perhaps I need to hit up the National Review and other magazines for article submissions again. When I attempted this a few years ago, the attitude was sort of "Who the hell are you?" However, with the greatly increased profile of the DUmmie FUnnies, I might have more leverage with those magazines. Right now I have a terrific humor article in mind about a word I really hate, "barista." This article would not only explain why I hate that pretentious word but also would include a story about a REAL barista. The real barista section of the story involves nimble hand moves mixed with obscene hand gestures as well as a colorful story about the wiseguys in the Mob. Remember, ol' PJ used to work for Mob-run beachfront motels in his teenage years.

Anyway this is a wake-up call to market myself more.

1 posted on 04/03/2008 6:39:57 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Ib4


2 posted on 04/03/2008 6:41:19 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 04/03/2008 6:42:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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IB8


4 posted on 04/03/2008 6:45:08 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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These people are delusional. Why would she ever drop out before PA?


5 posted on 04/03/2008 6:45:51 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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>The Democrat party is now in such a mess

100% correct. - but this has everything to do with the “big tent” philosophy that they have been engaged in for some 3 -4 decades.

And that the GOP is engaged in right now, relegating the conservatives into another little niche. (screw that)

>thanks to Operation Chaos

Has nothing to do with it, but it makes interesting reading.

6 posted on 04/03/2008 6:46:54 AM PDT by bill1952 (I will vote for McCain if he resigns his Senate seat before this election.)
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Too funny. DU is at it’s “best” when the members launch into wild speculation.


7 posted on 04/03/2008 6:46:57 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


8 posted on 04/03/2008 6:48:01 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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Top 10?


9 posted on 04/03/2008 6:48:51 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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Merry Quitzmas?


10 posted on 04/03/2008 6:50:19 AM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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Hillary won't drop out but she won't get the nomination either.

Democrats' cul-de-sac is a long but required read on the reasons why. It is one of the best explanations I have ever read.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

11 posted on 04/03/2008 6:55:31 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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Just the fact that these clowns are mostly for Obama ought to be enough to double up on our efforts at OpChaos.


12 posted on 04/03/2008 6:55:52 AM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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Hillary will stay in long enough to make absolutely sure Obama will lose in Nov. This will signal the rest of the party that if they don’t fall in behind her they will not win. It is all about the Clinton’s and that’s all that matters. The Dems are reaping what they sowed when they pulled out all the stops to protect this criminal.


13 posted on 04/03/2008 7:00:14 AM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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How many business hours until withdrawal? By the way, there seems to be such a thing as a bikini barista. Are they OK?


14 posted on 04/03/2008 7:05:44 AM PDT by Stentor
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Well, P-J, you’re gaining, though.

This morning, I visited a web-site that was new to me, and found excitement and glee and jubilation among them that the DUmmie FUnnies discovered them.

I had never seen this particular web-site before; one of those deep-underground anti-Skins places.

Being discovered by the DUmmie FUnnies is now an accomplishment, so you perhaps mean more than you think you do.


15 posted on 04/03/2008 7:09:28 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, P-J, you’re gaining, though.

This morning, I visited a web-site that was new to me, and found excitement and glee and jubilation among them that the DUmmie FUnnies discovered them.

I had never seen this particular web-site before; one of those deep-underground anti-Skins places.

Being discovered by the DUmmie FUnnies is now an accomplishment, so you perhaps mean more than you think you do.


16 posted on 04/03/2008 7:09:45 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives)
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I hope you’re right. I just sent an article proposal to the National Review. Hopefully they will be sufficientlt impressed.


17 posted on 04/03/2008 7:21:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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PJ is only $10 away from being able to go to the GALA!


18 posted on 04/03/2008 7:22:31 AM PDT by Mercat (I am! I stand at the door and knock.)
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I found anther source. I have some EX-Lax in my cabinet that expires on 4/14.
19 posted on 04/03/2008 7:29:45 AM PDT by OSHA (<---Typical white person.)
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She's going all the way to the convention!
[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

Don't forget the 3 AM phone call ads will help.

20 posted on 04/03/2008 7:45:56 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Just say "No" to BO.)
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