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Mix the Bible with The Matrix and you end up with the ONE---the Obamassiah.
1 posted on 03/23/2008 9:52:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 03/23/2008 9:54:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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Three!


3 posted on 03/23/2008 9:56:06 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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FO!


4 posted on 03/23/2008 9:58:22 AM PDT by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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Good stuff.


5 posted on 03/23/2008 10:00:07 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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top 10!


6 posted on 03/23/2008 10:01:24 AM PDT by roaddog727 (BS does not get bridges built - the funk you see is the funk you do)
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O-bama! O-bama!
Bama, Bama_O!
Bama-0 Bama-0-bama!

Hey JC, JC—You are just like me!

Bama-0 Bama-O-bama!


7 posted on 03/23/2008 10:02:30 AM PDT by San Jacinto
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What a truly insane thread. They can't possibly believe Obama has been designated by Scripture to be. . . what? President of the United States? Purely nuts, as is the following:

HE has been chosen to bring more Evangelical Voters to the flock.

Just what evangelican Christians want: a guy whose own pastor damns America and spews hateful, bigoted, racist rhetoric, and says nothing of love, mercy, forgiveness, or redemption.

8 posted on 03/23/2008 10:09:09 AM PDT by hsalaw
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Black Preacher Trashing Obama

This man is fired up! You'll miss this on the evening news.....................
Click Here


9 posted on 03/23/2008 10:12:21 AM PDT by B-Cause (Opportunity knocks on your door every day -- answer it!)
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I saw a website that proved with scripture that he is the anti-Christ. Should I take that seriously?
YES!
Revelation 13

~~snip~~
3. And I saw one of his heads as it were slain to death: and his death's wound was healed. And all the earth was in admiration after the beast.
4. And they adored the dragon which gave power to the beast. And they adored the beast, saying: Who is like to the beast? And who shall be able to fight with him?
5. And there was given to him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies: and power was given to him to do, two and forty months.
6. And he opened his mouth unto blasphemies against God, to blaspheme his name and his tabernacle and them that dwell in heaven.
7. And it was given unto him to make war with the saints and to overcome them. And power was given him over every tribe and people and tongue and nation.
8. And all that dwell upon the earth adored him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb which was slain from the beginning of the world.

~~ snip ~~

13. And he did great signs, so that he made also fire to come down from heaven unto the earth, in the sight of men.
14. And he seduced them that dwell on the earth, for the signs which were given him to do in the sight of the beast: saying to them that dwell on the earth that they should make the image of the beast which had the wound by the sword and lived.
15. And it was given him to give life to the image of the beast: and that the image of the beast should speak: and should cause that whosoever will not adore the image of the beast should be slain.
16. And he shall make all, both little and great, rich and poor, freemen and bondmen, to have a character in their right hand or on their foreheads:
17. And that no man might buy or sell, but he that hath the character, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
18. Here is wisdom. He that hath understanding, let him count the number of the beast. For it is the number of a man: and the number of him is six hundred sixty-six.

Barack Obama IS the Antichrist!
12 posted on 03/23/2008 10:50:48 AM PDT by Condor51 (If my nose was runnin' money, honey I'd blow it all on you.)
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Welcome your new messiah, folks!

If Obama is the Messiah, Jews should start locking their doors on Passover; anyone who would sell out his own grandmother for political gain will surely sell out Israel at the drop of a hat...even if he's the one who has to drop it.

14 posted on 03/23/2008 11:04:36 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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My bible teaches me to beware The False Prophet, The Uniter!
15 posted on 03/23/2008 11:07:01 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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The devil hit us with Osama,
But God raised up Obama,
The devil hastily made a death-launching push
By stealing elections and approving Bush,
But God, whose Will is not slack,
Remembered the prophecy and raised up Barak.

Barak’s Victory (Judges 4: 3-5:15)

When doing acid and listening to The Dark Side of the Moon, you are supposed to watch The Wizard of Oz, not read the bible. Dude, you're doing it wrong.

16 posted on 03/23/2008 11:20:48 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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He has risen...

Is that you, Larry Sinclair?

17 posted on 03/23/2008 11:24:05 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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I'm just reporting the Prophecy

And the DUmmies can't challenge you because the ones that have a Bible have no idea where it is.

18 posted on 03/23/2008 11:26:32 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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I guess the worshipers of the Obamassiah make up the ObamaNation.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

20 posted on 03/23/2008 11:44:46 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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HILLARY SUPERSTAR ON YOUTUBE

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DFU SONG: Jesus Christ Superstar (Hillary campaign song - HILLARY SUPERSTAR)
DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 5-2007 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 05/28/2007 11:27:39 AM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR

Hillary, you're the Superstar
And the Second Coming is what you are

They complain about your voice that's driving them mad
By evil right wingers for years we've all been had
We will drink your Kool-Aide if you tell us we must
On our money it's gonna say IN HILLARY WE TRUST
Those who don't participate in your adoration
Soon will find they're in a place for their re-education

You go, Hillary...they are gonna see
You go, Hillary...you can count on me
You go, Hillary...they are gonna see
You go, Hillary...you can count on me

Hillary Superstar
The Second Coming is what you are
Hillary Superstar
We'll worship you as a modern czar

Hillary Superstar
The Second Coming is what you are
Hillary Superstar
We'll worship you as a modern czar

You will have the power with the stroke of a pen
They will learn that they dare not oppose you again
You have always helped us, every chance that you could
You will take all their money, cause it's for the common good
Those who don't participate in your adoration
Soon will find they're in a place for their re-education

You go, Hillary...they are gonna see
You go, Hillary...you can count on me
You go, Hillary...they are gonna see
You go, Hillary...you can count on me

Hillary Superstar
The Second Coming is what you are
Hillary Superstar
We'll worship you as a modern czar

Hillary Superstar
The Second Coming is what you are
Hillary Superstar
We'll worship you as a modern czar

Hillary Superstar
The Second Coming is what you are
Hillary Superstar
We'll worship you as a modern czar

Hillary Superstar
The Second Coming is what you are

21 posted on 03/23/2008 11:47:17 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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I think we have to start seriously considering the possibility that Obama is the antiChrist.


22 posted on 03/23/2008 12:41:59 PM PDT by Argus (Obama: All turban and no goats.)
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The most important One in the Matrix movies is that they should have quit after just one!


28 posted on 03/23/2008 4:01:43 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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This DUmmie...

not into anyone that sees themselves as an instrument of God certainly not to build his kingdom on earth as POTUS. Wonder what his plan is for those he deems 'divisive' from his policies. May we never find out.

...gets the kewpie doll for a moment of mental clarity.

29 posted on 03/23/2008 4:11:27 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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Obama: The Biblical Prophecy

"You shall not bring an Obama Nation into your House. . ." (Deuteronomy 7:26).

33 posted on 03/23/2008 6:02:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obama Nation.)
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