Posted on 02/19/2008 6:49:40 AM PST by PJ-Comix
It's mourning in DUmmieland. Their hero, Fidel Castro, has resigned as president (dictator) of Cuba. The feelings of the DUmmies can be described as sadness mixed with grave concern that Cuba may be free again as you can see in this THREAD titled, ""Fidel Castro Resigns As President." Of course, Fidel will be succeeded by his brother, Raul. Ever notice how in hard core commie countries that succession is by blood as in feudal times? In North Korea Big Kim was succeeded by Li'l Kim. Yes, "scientific" communism needs to use feudal bloodlines to determine the succession of their regimes. No surprise here of the attitude of the DUmmies so let us watch them mourn the departure of Fidel in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that his long-time desire to visit the mountainous Oriente province might come sooner rather than later, is in the [brackets]:
Fidel Castro Resigns As President
[Were his elections as president done with verifiable paper ballots?]
I hope this doesn't cause to much trouble. Bushie will try to claim credit.
[If Bushie and Fidel were both on the same ballot, we know who would receive the majority of the DUmmie votes.]
Already, in some dank little basement office at the Heritage Foundation, some little unsung author of the conservative ascendancy is squinting at his monitor as he types, "George W. Bush's greatest achievement came in his final year in office, when he singlehandedly forced Castro from power, much as his predecessor Reagan had torn down the Berlin Wall with his teeth."
[Typed the DUmmie squingting at his monitor between the empty pizza cartons in his dank little basement.]
Given that the right has rewritten history to credit Reagan with the collapse of the USSR (something he was only nominally involved in), expect this to be rewritten as a great triumph for Chimpy.
[Wasn't it Jimmy Carter who brought about the collapse of the USSR?]
The real danger is that once the death notice is posted, some hot heads in little Havana might try a Bay of Pigs - rematch.
[Danger for a DUmmie means opportunity for others. Hee! Hee!]
That's going to be the real danger: The US, goaded by those idiots in Miami has been running interference against Castro for fifty years, Lord knows what's going to happen now. Of course, if Raul's smart, he'll only take power as an interim measure in preparation for full elections.
[As open and honest as the elections in Cuba for the past 50 years?]
I don't think the Cuban populace is ready to revolt however. There are a number of good things happening to Cuba these days. However, it the idiots in Florida that have me worried. I just know that there will be some attempt to return to Cuba.
[Worried the DUmmie.]
Even if you love US imperialism and regard the mass slaughter of Iraqis as a good thing, you can at least see that Castro did nothing remotely similar. Or are you so truly deluded that you cannot admit to even that simple fact. Comparing a true monster like Chimpy to Castro is simply an admission of blind ignorance.
[But who is leaving power voluntarily after his 8 years is up?]
Probably every sitting president we have ever had... has had more people killed then Castro-maybe just maybe- Carter is an exception
[Posted the DUmmie from the Alternate Reality.]
May the liberalization of Cuba begin, and may the oppressive communist regime crumble and freedom flourish on that wonderful island.
[May we prepare for your tombstoning ceremony.]
Hopefully the U.S. will stay out of Cuba's business. Long live the Revolution! Capitalism will hurt the environment and the people of Cuba.
[Yes, the people of Cuba definitely want to keep things as they are...NOT!]
A shame. Hasta la victoria siempre, Fidel!
[Socialismo o Muerte!]
Today is Tuesday which means a new edition of NewsBusted. Check out the VIDEO.
PING!
A shame. Hasta la victoria siempre, Fidel!
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Someone actually wrote that in 2008. I am homeschooling. 100% sure.
Yeah, just tell that to the KGB and Gorbachev.
Then there was the time when Omega 7 tried to blow up Angela Davis at University of Miami...
I hate these people.
There. I said it. The Fairness Doctrine can come tomorrow, now.
TRANSLATION: Communism would be so kewl if they could just get over that whole tyranny thingy.
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Silly me! I was waiting for him to list them . . . Are you sure you didn't leave them out, PJ? I'm really dying to know what they are!!
Or, maybe they will start buying cars made with those newfangled catalytic converters.
13!
Maria Isabel is deeply saddened. She plays left field for the Houston Castros.
This is an oldie, but goodie.
Castro dies and goes to Heaven. When he gets to the pearly gates, he put down his bags and knocks on the door. St. Peter takes one look at him, quickly checks his book, and tells him, “You don’t belong here, Fidel. Hit the road.”
Castro turns and walks down the road to Hell. When he gets there, Satan himself is waiting. There’s, a huge party going on, girls, liquor, cigars. “Fidel, welcome buddy. We’re having a party in your honor. Anything you want, we’ve got. You did a great job,” says Satan.
“Great,” responds Castro. “Let me just freshen up first.”
Satan grabs two little demons that are passing by. “Show my friend to his room.” Just then Fidel notices that he has left his bags at the Pearly Gates, and says something.
“Show him to his room, then go get his bags from Pete.”
So they do. When they get to the Pearly Gates; however, the gates are closed, and the office is locked. St. Peter does not answer their knocks.
“What are we going to do?” say the first. “We can’t go back without those bags, and we can’t be gone too long. Satan will throw us to the uttermost depths.”
“Tell you what,” says the second. “The wall isn’t too tall. How about I boost you up, and you pull me up. We’ll go to the office, it won’t be locked on the other side, get the bags, and come back the same way.”
So that’s what they proceed to do. Just as they are climbing over the wall, two angels pass by. They watch them fpor a minute, then one turns to the other and says, “That damn Fidel. He’s not in Hell fifteen minutes, and already we’ve got refugees.
Hopefully the U.S. will stay out of Cuba's business. Long live the Revolution! Capitalism will hurt the environment and the people of Cuba.
Right on comrade.
I'm sure that the Cubans just love having their 57 Chevy's pulled around by a mule. The ride is so smooth, quite, and environmentally friendly. Though a tad slow, even by the standards of say ... Botswana.
“Hoping to deliver a double-dose of bad news to the ‘Rats” top 20.
Beautiful.
THE EVIL HAS LANDED......REPEAT: THE EVIL HAS LANDED.
“Even if you love US imperialism and regard the mass slaughter of Iraqis as a good thing, you can at least see that Castro did nothing remotely similar.”
Yep, he had Che for that. I bet this DUmmie even has a shirt with Che’s image on it.
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