Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows

http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/ ^ | William M Briggs

[Darksheare]

The modules tend to be sporadic at releasing their energy.
My sis can relate some of the less fantastic ways in which I coaxed extra energy releases from those modules.

[NicknamedBob]

Despite current indications, our local weather lore relates that Winters are getting milder.

My observation is that so are the Summers.

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I explained it recently this way: When you add heat to a pot, the water boils more vigorously, but it doesn’t get hotter. When more energy gets trapped on Earth, the atmosphere stirs more vigorously. We get warmer weather in both Winter and Summer, but the winds circulate the extremes away.

That’s the theory, anyway. Of course, there will be still-air days, when the heat just seems to simmer. That’s what Al Gore counts on. We need to save some of our snowballs in the freezer to whack him with when he spouts off about it.

If you think I might be off track about this, try explaining why no amount of (within parameters) Global Warming will cause the snow-capped mountains to be laid bare. If the tropical heat is carried into the upper atmosphere, it radiates away really well.

[stand watie]

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[Dead Corpse]

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I'm goin' for a walk!

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[dynachrome]

“World War Z”
The best one, I agree!

The author, Max Brooks, also wrote “The Zombie Survival Guide”

[Dead Corpse]

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[Grizzled Bear]

You have a ping list of the living dead?

Please sign me up!

[PogySailor]

Just great...more Democrat voters.

[gathersnomoss]

Now I’m interested. The Night of The Living Dead, with Chilly Billy. Wouldn’t miss it.

[grey_whiskers]

So *THAT's* what is behind the McCain resurgence...

Cheers!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Great thread!

I want to know who is going to tape algore's mouth shut.

No sooner does he flap his yap then we have record cold and snow. The state declared a freaking no move order for all roads north of Cadillac. That has never happened in the history of the state.

THIS IS MICHIGAN! We live for snow and ice. But yesterday was, as one driver put it, like "trying to drive through a glass of milk".

[Rocky]

Great link, the Warmlist. Very funny.

[Soaring Feather]

Howdy everyone.

[redstateconfidential]

[Lost Dutchman]

[Slings and Arrows]

The only thing that could make this thread more awesome is ninja priates.

[BurbankKarl]

[Slings and Arrows]

Hmmm, got a zombie plan. It involves the Yearly Kos convention, five pounds of sweetbreads, and a Robert Heinlein-type thirty-second bomb.