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ABC News Chastises Thompson [Satire]
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 15 Dec 2007 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/16/2007 12:33:57 PM PST by John Semmens

ABC News chastised Republican presidential candidate, former senator Fred Thompson for what it called “an unwarranted attempt to inject controversy into the recent Iowa debate.”

The chastisement came in response to Thompson’s refusal to raise his hand in affirmation of the moderator’s proposition that “global warming is a man-made crisis.”

“Everyone knows global warming is a settled issue,” ABC News spokesperson Shirley Snider. “By implying that there may be divergent views, Thompson is undermining public willingness to submit to the regulations needed to forestall disaster.”

The debate sponsored by The Des Moines Register and moderated by the paper’s editor, Carolyn Washburn, has been assessed to be “the worst so far” in a snap poll of 100 viewers.

Many found some of Ms. Washburn’s questions like “Can you suggest a New Year's Resolution for one of your opponents?" and “If you could be any animal, what would you be?” to be “inane” and “bizarre.”

Washburn asserted that her questions were “aimed at going beyond the hackneyed issues of national security, taxes and the economy and penetrating the deeper recesses of the human psyche. Policy is superficial. Voters need to know the soul of the person who is going to rule over them for the next four years.”

In related news, Representative Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio) was barred from The Des Moines Register’s Democratic presidential debate on the grounds that “his campaign isn’t spending enough money in the state to be taken seriously.” “He hasn’t rented office space. He doesn’t have a paid staff in Iowa. And as far as I know, he hasn’t bought any ads in our paper,” Washburn explained. “Why would voters want to hear what he has to say when he hasn’t put his money where his mouth is?”

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: almostfunny; climate; debate; fredthompson; iowa; satire

1 posted on 12/16/2007 12:34:01 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Oh,dear ! Thompson refused to join the Al Gore Lockstep !!

He'd better shape up !!

C'mon Thompson, get in step:

Left ! Left ! Left-left-left !

Let me hear yer Left ! (Thump !)

Let me hear yer Left ! (Thump !)

Let me hear yer Left-left-left !!

Field Music, give us a tune !

Be kind to your one-legged friends
For a quack may be somebody's brother....

2 posted on 12/16/2007 12:42:51 PM PST by genefromjersey (So much to flame;so little time !)
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To: John Semmens
Unwarranted controversy...

“Everyone knows global warming is a settled issue,” ABC News spokesperson Shirley Snider. “By implying that there may be divergent views, Thompson is undermining public willingness to submit to the regulations needed to forestall disaster.”

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That’s all I need to know about this article.

As I understand it, Fred’s position on man made global warming is that we need to consider both sides of the issue and that to act rashly and irresponsibly when scientists disagree is not prudent. It’s a perfectly reasonable position and, unlike the position of the opposition, is not exclusionary. It simply comes down on the side of truth and proof.

In light of this position, it's easy to see why participating in a yes or no raise of the hands could not adequately explain it and he was right to refuse.

3 posted on 12/16/2007 12:43:56 PM PST by Route66 (America's Main Street - - - Fred D. Thompson / Consistent Conservative...The One with Gravitas)
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To: John Semmens

I realize that this is satire but why does it sound so plausible?


4 posted on 12/16/2007 12:47:55 PM PST by 43north (I hope we are around long enough to become a layer in the rocks of the future.)
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To: John Semmens

Mr G and I totally believed it.

Sad state of the media, when we can be so totally fooled by something so ridiculous.


5 posted on 12/16/2007 1:00:24 PM PST by Grammy
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To: John Semmens; Admin Moderator

You are supposed to clearly list satire as such.


6 posted on 12/16/2007 1:08:29 PM PST by L.N. Smithee (Edward M. Kennedy High School -- Home of the Killer Whales!)
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To: John Semmens
You mean this isn't a scrappleface?
7 posted on 12/16/2007 1:10:10 PM PST by unspun (God save us from egos -- especially our own.)
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To: John Semmens
This sucked me in completely. I saw ABC News, read that one line and was not willing to read any more.

I have read serious and similarly critical articles accusing Fred of dodging the question. You are not dodging if you ask for time to answer and are refused the time.

8 posted on 12/16/2007 1:11:47 PM PST by Route66 (America's Main Street - - - Fred D. Thompson / Consistent Conservative...The One with Gravitas)
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“Everyone knows global warming is a settled issue,” ABC News spokesperson Shirley Snider.

*sigh* I feel so left out again. I'm not even included when they announced "Everyone" anymore.........

;-)
9 posted on 12/16/2007 1:21:52 PM PST by festus (Fred Thompson '08)
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To: John Semmens

Oh, boo-frickin-hoo, ABC.


10 posted on 12/16/2007 1:22:40 PM PST by RockinRight (Fred Thompson spells gravitas B-A-L-L-S-O-F-S-T-E-E-L.)
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To: John Semmens
“Everyone knows global warming is a settled issue,” ABC News spokesperson Shirley Snider. “By implying that there may be divergent views, Thompson is undermining public willingness to submit to the regulations needed to forestall disaster.”

No, everyone DOESN'T believe the one-sided arguments for that.

11 posted on 12/16/2007 1:23:13 PM PST by RockinRight (Fred Thompson spells gravitas B-A-L-L-S-O-F-S-T-E-E-L.)
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Everyone knows global warming is a settled issue,” ABC News spokesperson Shirley Snider.

Shirley Snider is one of Lenin's "useful idiots"

12 posted on 12/16/2007 1:23:51 PM PST by Uri’el-2012 (you shall know that I, YHvH, your Savior, and your Redeemer, am the Elohim of Ya'aqob. Isaiah 60:16)
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To: John Semmens
Good one John. I'm still waiting for the headline "ABC chastises other network channels for lack of journalistic ethics"
13 posted on 12/16/2007 1:29:05 PM PST by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: John Semmens
Most of the news media criticized this Washburn dyke for ruining the debate which was probably her agenda.
14 posted on 12/16/2007 1:31:52 PM PST by Brad from Tennessee ("A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.")
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To: John Semmens

You suckered me too! That’s twice in the last day.


15 posted on 12/16/2007 1:34:23 PM PST by Brad from Tennessee ("A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.")
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>>The chastisement came in response to Thompson’s refusal to raise his hand in affirmation of the moderator’s proposition that “global warming is a man-made crisis.”<< Does this Fred Thompson is the only one who didn't raise his hand? I'm really surprised every other Republican candidate would do that.
16 posted on 12/16/2007 2:17:21 PM PST by gondramB (Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words.)
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To: gondramB

duhhh ...missed the satire

<-— {feels stupid now}


17 posted on 12/16/2007 3:30:28 PM PST by gondramB (Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words.)
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