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DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-07 ("The most dire predictions on DU have not come to pass")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 6, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/06/2007 5:31:57 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Welcome DUmmies and Sadly NUts! Sad Sacks as well as many other from the Leftwing Blogosphere who have done some tremendous efforts to publicize this site. To your efforts we must also add that of the KOmmies who on their Daily KOs Midday Open THREAD yesterday gave us tremendous publicity by featuring us at the very top of the page. And over on the Weblog Awards we have the same DUmmies who were involved in a questionable fundraiser with no accountability from a couple of years ago now obsessing over the DUFUs to the extent that their THREAD has grown to 23 pages long! With all this incredible publicity for the DUmmie FUnnies, the Weblog Awards have become almost besides the point but if you want, you can vote HERE

For all you many new readers brought to this site thanx to the bigtime Leftwing conniption fit, I will now show you a regular DUFU edition. See, what we do here is take the ranting of the folks on the Democrat Underground aka DUmmies, Daily KOs aka KOmmies, and several other Leftwing sites and merely Copy & Paste what they say with comments beneath. So if they are OUTRAGED by the DUmmie FUnnies it is because we quote their lunacy ACCURATELY, word for word. And this is what we shall do in this DUFU edition. As many longtime followers of the DUmmie FUnnies know, DUmmieland is full of an array of laughable conspiracy theories. It goes without saying that the vast majority of the DUmmies are 9/11 Truthers (MIHOP: Made It Happen On Purpose or LIHOP: Let It Happen On Purpose). However, there are many other dire predictions of gloom in DUmmieland. See that new Walmart being built a few miles away. Guess what? According to the DUmmies it is really a re-education camp. I kid you not. And this is only ONE of many such kooky theories which brings me to today's DUmmie THREAD titled, "The most dire predictions on DU have not come to pass." What? I mean what happened to the draft that all DUmmies were sure to happen right after the 2004 election? You mean (GASP?) that the dire DUmmie predictions never seem to come to pass? So let us now read the revelation about the DUmmie lack of credibility in the prediction department in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, providing some "sophisticated comedy" in the form of DUmmie Perry Logan's video at the bottom of this edition, is in the [brackets]:

The most dire predictions on DU have not come to pass

[And DUmmie cali WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

the 2006 elections were not canceled or stolen. Martial law has not been declared. Liberals and progressives have not been thrown into camps, etc, etc.

[Then why is that new Walmart being built down the road?]

Lots of bad law, plenty of flouting of the law by the admin, a weak opposititon, but the catastrophic predictions above have failed to be fulfilled, time after time. And DU posters have been making these predictions regularly.

[And laughably.]

Anything's possible, but those making the direst predictions have been wrong repeatedly.

[They will be proven right about the Walmarts. Those are definitely going to be re-education camps. And now to hear from the rest of the DUmmies.]

Does anyone think that Pakistan may be a test case for the US?

[Do they have Walmarts in Pakistan?]

What makes you so sure is what I want to know? I assume that you think... that people like Naomi Wolf are just idiots then!

[YUP!]

rantings of the fringe left.

[Which includes most of DUmmieland. The MIHOP group vastly outnumbers the more "moderate" LIHOP DUmmies.]

How do you know... that the fear of these outcomes didn't energize us to prevent these outcomes?

[STOP new Walmarts from being built!]

You don't have any sources to back this hyperbole up do you?

[The DUmmie FUnnies is a terrific source since we regularly chronicle dire DUmmie predictions of doom via that sneaky method of Copy & Paste. That makes us a "Hate Site."]

Have the '08 elections happened yet? I must have missed them... ...The "most" dire warnings have been about military drafts and cancellation of the '08 election...not the '06 one...

[The military draft never happened but the '08 elections will definitely be cancelled. After so many strikeouts, we are due for a hit.]

plenty of predictions that the 2006 elections would be stolen

[Only when Republicans win.]

I think this administration is capable of anything, including putting Americans in camps and launching nuclear first strikes. But we have had a powerful movement of resistance in this country ever since he took office, working time and again to bring this administration down. Thanks to them, much of the more dire predictions of the left never came true, and for that, we can all be proud. And thankful.

[Only the DUmmies stand between us and placement in a Walmart detention camp.]

I said in my original post that those that were sounding the alarm of more dire things to come in the future deserve some credit for being vigilant in making THOSE MORE DIRE PREDICTIONS NOT HAPPEN.

[And yet the EVIL Bush Regime made 9/11 happen: MIHOP.]

DU is nothing if not a catalyst for dire predictions. Last week I was told we were all going to die if Al Gore was not the next president. Which would have been hilarious if the poster had not been dead serious.

[Which is what makes most DUmmie posts hilarious.]

Looking at history, we see that we are walking a familiar path of fascist activity by our government.

[And yet those fascists were unable to prevent the Democrats from winning in 2006. Hmmm...]

I think that there very well may have been an attempt to steal the 2006 election, and it may very well have altered the number of seats that the Dems got in both houses. Don't know that for fact, but I think that.

[Even when we win an election, the EVIL Republicans still STOLE IT!!!]

What About Paul Wellstone?

[Obviously a victim of a murder plot by EVIL Republicans.]

I think votes were stolen in 2006; just not enough votes to block a squeaky Dem majority in the Senate. They miscalculated. The pre-election polls were wrong (mostly because a whole lot of "unlikely" voters came out to vote Democratic), Rove didn't set his sights high enough.

[Karl Rove allowed you just enough votes to win but not to set the agenda.]

Your kind of ignorance is why over at Free Republic they dub us "DUmmies."

[Hee! Hee!]

What's the "Resurrection Act?"

[It will be explained to you at the Second Coming.]

I have a thing about Pagans, Witches, Goddesses, etc. Mesopotamian, Celtic, Nordic, you name it, I love the lore, and the artwork it inspires... ancient and modern. I used the name Inanna on another board many years ago... she is another of my favorites.

[Goddess Gaia is my personal fave.]

Gonzales & Rove did try to steal the '06 elections, cali.

[But only the DUmmies stopped them.]

Nor was Rove indicted in 24 business hours.

[According to William Rivers Pitt, Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006.]

The chicken littles on DU can be downright embarassing.

[But very very FUnnie!]

How do you know the 2006 weren't deliberately skewed? What's the easiest way to shut people up about voting irregularities? Let them win one. It astounds me that people treat this administration has a blip, as an anomaly, and everything will go back to normal in 2008. Some people are in for a shock.

[Attention DUmmies! We own ALL your Diebold machines!]

The current occupier of the White House is a madman. He is getting crazier and crazier with each passing day. If you saw him on TV today, then you saw how crazy he looks. But he is crafty. He knows how to line up pure power behind him -- people who will do anything -- anything -- he wants. He is quite capable of -- and quite likely to -- declaring martial law.

[Of course, of course.]

I saw him today talking to the Turkish PM. His body motion was strange and his pitch and tone altered. I guess they had to drug him up for the news about Turkey and Pakistan. I mean, look at this shit. I still think his handlers won't let him cross the rubicon. I'm not so sure about Cheney.

[So Cheney is the Puppetmaster of our Glorious Emperor, Chimpus Khan?]

Don't worry, be happy!

[KILLJOY!!!]

Domestic enemies of The United States of America are still occupying unelected office and following the "policies" of a culture of death. IMPEACH CHENEY FIRST-IMPEACH CHENEY NOW!

[And then Chimpeach You Know Who.]

Is there a need for martial law when the coup has already occurred??

[And only the DUmmies noticed. ...And now to show a bit of "sophisticated" DUmmie comedy in the form of this video act by Perry Logan who is a registered member of DUmmieland.]

(You can watch the Perry Logan "comedy act" by scrolling down to the bottom of this blog EDITION.)


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More readers of the DUmmie FUnnies than ever now. Thanx to the Leftwing blogosphere for being so obsessive over my "Hate Site."
1 posted on 11/06/2007 5:31:59 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/06/2007 5:33:19 AM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

top ten


3 posted on 11/06/2007 5:35:49 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.)
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To: PJ-Comix

A big BTTT to ya!


4 posted on 11/06/2007 5:37:12 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Ron Paul put the cuckoo in my Cocoa Puffs)
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To: reagan_fanatic
Here is a sampling of what the loons are posting on the Weblog Awards forum:

You are getting known as the most hateful blogger this side of stormfront.

5 posted on 11/06/2007 5:40:25 AM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

#5? Now off to read the DUFU.


6 posted on 11/06/2007 5:40:26 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I've been too busy for FR this weekend, because I did the things I refuse to let the invaders do.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Waiting to vote later this a.m.


7 posted on 11/06/2007 5:42:07 AM PST by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: PJ-Comix
All one has to do is ask an older leftist whatever happened to the “Reagan Disaster.” For those who don’t know what that is, the left was certain that President Reagan was going to or destroyed the world. Bringing up that we’re still here and doing fine after it really irks them. SSDD.
8 posted on 11/06/2007 5:42:53 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top ten


9 posted on 11/06/2007 5:44:08 AM PST by Mercat (Waddle around and make new friends.)
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To: bcsco
Sorry to say that it may not be enough. Sad is now at 10405 votes to DUmmie FUnnies at 4841. I’ll still vote but it looks like the ballot box has already been stuffed. PJ gave it a good run. Could the DUmmies at least have pushed for a funny site to win?
10 posted on 11/06/2007 5:48:37 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Your kind of ignorance is why over at Free Republic they dub us "DUmmies."

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL]??

The chicken littles on DU can be downright embarassing.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL] AGAIN??

Domestic enemies of The United States of America are still occupying unelected office and following the "policies" of a culture of death. IMPEACH CHENEY FIRST-IMPEACH CHENEY NOW!

Is that you Dennis KOOK Spinach?

11 posted on 11/06/2007 5:48:50 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I've been too busy for FR this weekend, because I did the things I refuse to let the invaders do.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It looks like the DUmmies have have really been hitting the pole heavy since yesterday, they are at 49% with some 10K+ Votes. The DUFU is only at some 4K+ votes ... We need to hit this pole hard! VOTE!
12 posted on 11/06/2007 5:49:44 AM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bumping and voting PJ!

We'll vote until the very end and WE won't skew the voting!

13 posted on 11/06/2007 5:50:29 AM PST by CAluvdubya (DUNCAN HUNTER '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
Your kind of ignorance is why over at Free Republic they dub us "DUmmies."

I'm calling "Lousy Freeper Troll"

14 posted on 11/06/2007 5:51:36 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Every time you’re somewhere, that means you’re not somewhere else, Fred D Thompson 44)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

I bring that up to my nieces who are in their twenties and freaked out about “the worst president ever”. I tell them to give it time. In less than ten years the Dems will be screaming about another Republican who is the worst in history ( and the Dems will be “bringing hope” - another propaganda schtick the Dems do).


15 posted on 11/06/2007 5:52:10 AM PST by techcor
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult; PJ-Comix
Could the DUmmies at least have pushed for a funny site to win?

That's impossible when they have no sense of humor. Vindictiveness is what motivates them; not humor. I'll continue to vote anyway up through the end. PJ deserves our full support.

16 posted on 11/06/2007 5:52:27 AM PST by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh man.

I’m thinking of two predictions here, both of them by Pedro Picasso (Atman), a non-primitive on Skins’s island.

One of them was that the Republicans deliberately allowed the Democrats to eke out a razor-thin win in 2006, so as to “set them up” for the bigger elections of 2008.

That was the comment that got quoted on the most-popular talk-show on radio, bringing much embarrassment and humiliation to my fellow alum Skins.

The other, an older one, was where Pedro Picasso swore that the impeachment of the Impeached One was “pre-planned” by Republicans in anticipation of a Republican president in 2001, in which case the Democrats, scared, wouldn’t try the same thing on him.

I don’t think that one got quoted anywhere.

Anyway, one sees the usefulness, to Democrats and liberals, of having Skins’s island. Like a magnet, it attracts the fringe ones, segregating and isolating them on the island, out of view of the general public, so they won’t embarrass and humiliate Democrats and liberals.

Imagine, for example, if Pedro Picasso were allowed to run amok all over the internet, shooting off his mouth. This way, he’s under control.


17 posted on 11/06/2007 5:54:41 AM PST by franksolich (the Margaret Mead of the internet)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
The DUmmies had never even heard of Sadly, No! before this thing. And I'll bet, despite the publicity for both sites, and their expressed hatred of DUFU, they still spend more time reading the DUmmie FUnnies than Sadly.

All this drama, over a web award that, according to them, doesn't mean anything.

18 posted on 11/06/2007 5:56:24 AM PST by Melpomene
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20!


19 posted on 11/06/2007 5:57:56 AM PST by Ignatz (Soylent green are persons, too!)
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To: franksolich

One great reason to visit my DUFU blog is that the DUmmies are now leaving lots of comments. 175 comments at last count for yesterday’s edition.


20 posted on 11/06/2007 6:02:00 AM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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