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DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-07 (Rhodes "Scholars" Discuss Blackwater & California Fires)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 26, 2007 | Rhodes "Scholars" and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/26/2007 7:00:18 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

In yesterday's DUFU EDITION we saw how Randi Rhodes suggested that Blackwater started the California fires. Today we shall read how Randi's fans, the Rhodes "Scholars" on her official message board, agree with their Bloody Mary guzzling heroine. Their tinfoil hat rantings can be seen in this THREAD titled, "Blackwater trying to set up in California." So let us now watch the Rhodes "Scholars" fall face down on the sidewalk with their conspiracy theories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if guzzling down 14 Bloody Marys will make it into the Guinness Book of Records, is in the [brackets]:

Blackwater trying to set up in California,

[Randi trying to sit up on the pavement,]

Blackwater USA, the private right-wing mercenary army that has spiraled out of control in Iraq, is trying to set up a para-military base right here in California, populated by 360 staff and "students." They want to acquire 824 acres of land in a sleepy rural corner of San Diego County to build a mercenary training facility, consisting of 15 firing ranges, a helipad, and a heavy vehicle operator's course covering the equivalent of 10 football fields....

[And don't forget the Olympic size waterboarding pool.]

Did the rep say the fires started in Potrero?

[Case closed...GUILTY!!!]

Yes and either at or NEAR the facility Blackwater is trying to set up their training facility:

[GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!]

I thought blackwater was involved in this. I called it a couple of days ago.

[You're so clever that you even beat Randi to the fortified punch.]

Does anyone know the names of the "scary" books that Randi mentioned on the show today? One was about Blackwater.

[The other was Grimm's Fairy Tales.]

Respectfully I would wait for more information. You also thought Randi was the victim of a right-wing hate attack and well ... you know how that went.

[Randi Rhodes was the victim of 14 angry right-wing Bloody Marys.]

We don't need to continue pushing conspiracy theories. There is NO evidence right now to support that at this time.

[Too bad Randi isn't taking your advice. However, she will take your Bloody Mary mix recipe.]

wow.... this is getting weirder and weirder. It's like someone has waged war on us.

[14 Bloody Marys should calm you down all the way to the sidewalk.]

I have to admit, when I heard about the fire starting in Potrero I thought, "Hmm. How convenient."

[Spaketh the Wildfire Truther.]

Last night Mike Malloy mentioned that he has a suspicion that these fires were set and he said that sounds conspiratorial but after all the years under bushco, truth is scarce and at a premium these days. Mike Malloy also said the wildfires can be used as a great distraction...but this story puts a whole new twist on it.

[All Air America radio hosts come equipped with heavy duty tinfoil hats.]

You know, we might be wrong to suspect Blackwater, but that is how crimes are solved, although in this present day Bizarro world, bushco would have us believe we are crazy for thinking such a thing. That's exactly how they want it, but all crimes have SUSPECTS and LEADS and INFORMANTS and HUNCHES!!! So we should not feel guilty for one milisecond about suspecting Blackwater.

[And all you have to go on are SUPECTS and HUNCHES since there are no LEADS and INFORMANTS.]

It's called "brainstorming". Let the hunches flow, then start connecting the dots. Sometimes the most bizarre hunch is the one that unlocks the door!

[I have a bizarre hunch that your brain is covered with lots of disconnecting dots.]

Before we go declaring all sorts of sinister motivations and plots, lets take a lesson from Ms. Rhodes' recent injuries and wait for an announcement. It would be a little embarrasing to go through it all again just to find that some poor soul just picked the wrong time and wrong place to decide to try and smoke a Marlboro Cigarette.

[No. Let's take a lesson from Ms. Rhodes' who claimed in an e-mail to Air America that she was MUGGED.]

also there are apparently some blackwater on governor terminatior"s staff...has the gov decided that the black shirts are the ss of amerikas future?? and he wants to be the photo op symbol of their muscle...no no that would just be too much self absorption...wouldnt it rush ...arnold after all smokes 10,000$ worth of havana cigars a month...hes one of us!!! yay yey...look whio we hang out with BLACKWATER AND THE TERMINATOR...SEIG HEIL!!!

[Working on Bloody Mary #15?]

So it makes one wonder if it wasn't Blackwater who had this done (I'm sure they'll be able to keep their hands clean - hired someone. Wouldn't even be surprised if they hired someone who will soon be found dead. Or maybe is dead already - killed in the fire don't you know).

[They hired the same team that set the demolition charges on the Twin Towers (and WTC7). That group knows how to keep their mouths shut.]

Of course Blackwater (or those that have a vested interest in Blackwater) set the fires. How many "convenient coincidences" like this will it take for Americans to finally wake up an realize that it has been an "inside job" before (and including) 911 all along. How many civil liberties must we loose before we pull our heads out of the sand and realize that we are under siege by the powers that be in our government? And more importantly, what is "before it is too late" - what the hell are we going to do about it?! Anything we do in an attempt to protect this country and restore our civil liberties will be construed as "terrorism" and then Blackwater will simply do what their being paid for and kill us.

[How long before Alex Jones starts hawking "Cali Wildfires Was An Inside Job" T-shirts?]

With everything we've seen in the last few years would it really surprise anyone that Blackwater hired someone to set fires to get what they want? After all, for Prince, it's not just money - he's on a mission from God. People's homes and the deaths of a few mean nothing in the larger realm of things. If they get what they want, it means that they can build their new facility, grow their private army and achieve their dream of a private navy and air force as well. The will become the world's largest private Mercenary force and can help those who are now trying to take over the world (BushCo, Carlyle, et al) in their quest. They will have no need of borders or governments. Sure, sounds like some sort of thriller novel but, as they say, truth is ALLways stranger than fiction.

[And the way David Baldacci has been buying into loony left conspiracy theories, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if his next novel is based on this theme. I hope they serve Bloody Marys at his book party.]

As a trained arson investigator, I would like to point out that, if it determined that the fire is arson, you look for suspects who have motive, means and opportunity. Unless they find a ranting lunatic fire bug, Black Water is the top of the list. That they are such an unethical bunch of dirtbags does not say anything to rule them out, either.

[Based on NO evidence, I say "GUITY!!!"]

Who are these investigators? Who decides and hires them?

[Blackwater of course. Hee! Hee!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blackwater; californiafires; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; liberaltalkradio; randirhodes; rhodes
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To: PJ-Comix
the black shirts are the ss of amerikas future??

Ah, I knew there was a reason I had been stocking up on black shirts......

Your papers please!

41 posted on 10/26/2007 9:57:30 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix
After all, for Prince, it's not just money - he's on a mission from God.

"Oh, snap, girlfriend!"

42 posted on 10/26/2007 10:03:53 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("Ron Paul and his flaming antiwar spam monkeys can Kiss my Ass!!" -- Jim Robinson, 09/30/07)
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To: PJ-Comix
OF COURSE BLACKWATER DID IT! My dishwasher repair man told me that Bush blew up the levees in New Orleans too. He hasn’t managed to fix my dishwasher yet in 3 tries but I believe him about the levees.

/>sarcasm//>

43 posted on 10/26/2007 10:08:58 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix; doug from upland; LUV W; cripplecreek; Purrcival; KJC1; Roscoe Karns; Mr. Silverback; ...
BLACKWATER
Tune: "Black Water"

Well, we set us a fire, she's already ragin'
Ol' Californy, she's burnin' with flame
Wildfires jumpin'
The hoses keep pumpin'
Blackwater keeps settin' 'em fast just the same

Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Yeah, keep on clearin' the site
Gonna take everything, San Diego
Gonna take everything in sight
And they said it was arson
But it depends how you're parsin' that word

If they complain, we don't care
Don't make no difference to us
Just see that mansion that's burned to the ground
Yeah, we'd like to get some pricy piece o' land
And build a training base
And Randi's buyin' everybody drinks all around

Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Yeah, keep on clearin' the site
Gonna take everything, San Diego
Gonna take everything in sight
And they said it was arson
But it depends how you're parsin' that word

We'd like to get some pricy piece o' land
San Diego, come and watch us buy the land
Buy the land, watch us buy the land, San Diego
All your land to Blackwater are belong
We want a training base, a training base
All your training base to us belong
Buy the land, watch us buy the land, San Diego
All your land to Blackwater are belong
We want a training base, a training base
All your training base to us belong . . .

44 posted on 10/26/2007 10:18:17 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: skimask

But, Karl supports Blackwater’s need for a California based training camp.


45 posted on 10/26/2007 10:22:55 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: MindBender26
Do the terms Osama Bin Laden, The USS Cole, Achille Lauro, The 1972 Olympics, US Embassy in Tehran for 444 days, Berlin Disco, Lockerbie Scotland, or World Trade Center ring a bell?

All pawns of the Bush Family Evil Empire!

46 posted on 10/26/2007 10:23:18 AM PDT by nina0113 (If fences don't work, why does the White House have one?)
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To: bcsco

Yeah. He and Jay Marvin were holdovers from the “Fairness Dcotrine” days.

Hehehehehehehe.


47 posted on 10/26/2007 10:24:36 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

But, an excellent musician and a simply ^ragged^ guitar player.

He da shizzle.


48 posted on 10/26/2007 10:27:51 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh, Magoo, you’ve done it again! LOL


49 posted on 10/26/2007 10:28:05 AM PDT by Purrcival (Democrats: The party of FAILURE. Can't hush Rush, can't impeach Bush, can't end the war, can't...)
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To: Greg F

>It is hard to believe that these people can afford computers and internet connections.

Most of them don’t. Parents’ basement.


50 posted on 10/26/2007 10:30:04 AM PDT by Frank L
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To: Charles Henrickson

Excelent work.

Now we need to work the alto descant into words to fit.

Gotta have some “honky-tonk” in there somewhere.


51 posted on 10/26/2007 10:31:44 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
"But, Karl supports Blackwater’s need for a California based training camp."

Exactly. Karl set the fires to burn out any liberal resistance. He couldn't use his hurricane machine on them. He would have easily been outed then. So a fire was the next logical thing. I think it was a brilliant move by Karl.

52 posted on 10/26/2007 10:41:24 AM PDT by skimask (Support Terrorism......Vote Democratic)
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To: EarthBound
Blackwater USA, the private right-wing mercenary army that has spiraled out of control in Iraq, is trying to set up a para-military base right here in California, populated by 360 staff and "students." They want to acquire 824 acres of land in a sleepy rural corner of San Diego County to build a mercenary training facility, consisting of 15 firing ranges, a helipad, and a heavy vehicle operator's course covering the equivalent of 10 football fields....

Let us know when they start buying up Wal-Mart properties...

53 posted on 10/26/2007 10:47:20 AM PDT by mikrofon (DUACland Uber Alles)
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To: skimask

Karl is probably still secretly part of the administration. He may or may not have had the U.S. Marines start these fires on behalf of Blackwater but just the possibility that he did so sickens and frightens me.


54 posted on 10/26/2007 11:00:00 AM PDT by Greg F (Duncan Hunter is a good man.)
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To: PJ-Comix
With everything we've seen in the last few years would it really surprise anyone that Blackwater hired someone to set fires to get what they want?

Wouldn't it have been simpler to have just went and purchased the land they needed? Everything has a price. The DUmmies are so deceitful and conniving themselves that they project it on to everyone else.

55 posted on 10/26/2007 11:42:43 AM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: MarineBrat

ROTFLMAO!


56 posted on 10/26/2007 11:48:41 AM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: Greg F

Huh? No sarcasm tag?


57 posted on 10/26/2007 11:52:40 AM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sure, sounds like some sort of thriller novel but, as they say, truth is ALLways stranger than fiction.

No, sounds like some sort of scribbling on the wall of an insane asylum cell, but as they say insane scribbling is ALLways zanier than the facts.

58 posted on 10/26/2007 12:02:00 PM PDT by epow (For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Yeah, Jay Marvin went wacko and left WLS over some snit or another. I forget what it was. Didn’t he go back to Colorado or somewhere?


59 posted on 10/26/2007 12:02:46 PM PDT by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: beckysueb

You find it funny that Karl Rove has set California ablaze in support of mercenary killers?


60 posted on 10/26/2007 12:04:27 PM PDT by Greg F (Duncan Hunter is a good man.)
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