Posted on 10/25/2007 6:33:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
And yet another DUFU edition in which I supplement the regular text DUFU with the embedded video which you can see below. A big shout out here to Freeper michigander who supplied me with this new video edition Li'l Beaver which I will be sure to use frequently in the future.
Well, impeachment fever has struck the DUmmies (and KOmmies) again even though it is politically TOO LATE to even try to attempt it. Let's see, Dennis the Menace introduces impeachment late in November and even if everything goes right (which it won't) the earliest you can start impeachment is late in the winter...right in the middle of political campaign season. Yeah, just want Hillary wants. An impeachment that sucks all the news out of her campaign. However, hope will never die with the DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled, "KUCINICH TO MOVE IMPEACHMENT BEFORE THANKSGIVING!" They will probably be attempting to introduce Chimpeachment this time next year in order to desperately beat the clock before January 20, 2009 when President Romney is inaugurated. On a personal note, I am well familiar with the Miami Dade Kendall College campus where this impeachment video from last April was recorded. It is interesting to note that the students there are VERY apolitical so most of the BDS morons you see in the video are NOT students. Please note about 3:20 into the video when some leftwing chick chants a communist slogan in Spanish. So let us now watch the DUmmies catch the latest case of Chimpeachment fever in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Moonbat Samm Simpson for providing some great YouTube visuals of the BDS loons, is in the [brackets]:
KUCINICH TO MOVE IMPEACHMENT BEFORE THANKSGIVING!
[A BIG TURKEY DELIVERED JUST IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING! THANKS, DENNIS!]
At 9 pm New Jersey time, Tuesday, October 23rd, in a nationwide phone call to impeach organizers presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich announced he will go before the U.S. House of Representatives on a point of personal privilege to move the impeachment of Dick Cheney. Mr. Kucinich stated he will bring the impeachment forward before Thanksgiving. As soon as we learn more details we will post them immediately. NOW's the time to put pressure on all representatives, and tell them you will support only those candidates who get on board with impeachment and Dennis Kucinich's HRes 333 to impeach Cheney. CALL NOW - here are toll-free phone numbers you can use to call congressional offices in DC: 866.340.9281 - 866.338.1015 - 877.851.6437 - 800.828.0498 - 800.459.1887 - 800.614.2803 Don't wait for tomorrow, call right now, this second - jam the capitol switchboard with our demand to restore justice and reclaim democracy. Impeach the Bush gang!
[This is even FUnnier than I thought. They can't stand for Cheney to become president so they will attempt to try to impeach him first. So this knocks the timetable for impeaching Bush all the way back to sometime next summer at the EARLIEST if everything works out just right which it won't.]
i hope dennis continues as a perpetual thorn in this cabals ass.
[You just put a smile on the face of one Ben Burch.]
I want him to be a boot with a thorn on the toecap
[And a cherry on top!]
Maybe we could also send W a truckfull of pretzels and a defective bike. Sooner or later it's bound to work.
[Feel the love!]
Something to argue about over turkey dinner!
[Argue about the Chimpeachment turkey over turkey dinner!]
Conventional wisdom says dont talk about god or politics at family gatherings. My righty relatives are gonna get a full on dose of politics this year. If DK follows through, I might even include charts and graphs in my presentation!
[LOL! I can just picture this DUmmie's family showing him the door the moment he breaks out charts and graphs while ranting like a loon at his Thanksgiving dinner.]
hell yes. My father in law won't be pleased
[Another DUmmie destined to be tossed out with the turkey bones.]
Great Dennis! But, watch the f*ck out for nancy cause she'll find a way to blow it off the Table. You know she doesn't like Dems messing with the decorum of "making pukeheads accountable"! And before Thanksgiving?! Whoa! That would be a real nice Feasty Table for so many Americans..just not nancy and her gang of beltwayians.
[Prepare to eat crow again for Thanksgiving. Freudenschade, baby!]
Shall we have a pool on which "Dem" rushes to the microphone first to condemn Kucinich?? Rahm? Nancy? Steney? Surely they can't let such an opportunity pass.
[Pete Stark because we now control him with the Rovian Mind Meld.]
Dennis doesn't back down and they have no justification for removing him. Once he's made his mind up, he sticks with it.
[Rovian Mind Control waves are already being sent in the direction of the Evil Elf. Hee! Hee!]
The various trumped up stories that he "saw a UFO" showing up here, there and yon were a pre-emptive (and meritless) attack on Kucinich's credibility.
[And don't forget the attack on Kucinich's former press secretary's credibility.]
Thank you Dennis Kucinich. You've given me some hope. There is a lot going on right now. So many posts on DU with serious topics. It's an exciting time, if not very frightening and frustrating. It's good to know there are even very few who carry the torch of truth and justice and care.
[You forgot to mention the "speaking truth to power" cliché.]
There is far less risk in impeaching Cheney, and if successful it carries benefits almost as great as (and may readily lead to) the impeachment of Bush.
[The ULTIMATE goal which is why this whole Cheney impeachment shtick looks so ridiculous. Oh, and have you figured out the GROUNDS for impeachment yet?]
Let's shove impeachment right up Speaker Pelosi's table!
[Is that where Li'l Beaver is hiding?]
Start the process going before Thanksgiving, and maybe they can be in prison by New Year's Day, we can get out of this damn war, and start working on REAL problems, like climate change, and helping people get needed healthcare, and getting jobs back to this country. Damn the "global economy!"
[Think big. Shoot for Christmas Day.]
this isn't going anywhere. Kuncinich will be written off as a goof ball and we on DU will be embarrassed...AGAIN!!
[Beep! Beep! Freudenschade, baby!]
You're not far off. Here is another DUmmie quote on that thread that I didn't include in this DUFU:
I shall try to be worthy of this great Sangha of Free Consciousness.
If you can't get through, try our DUmmie SUicide Hotline, 1-800-BUSH-WON.
Assuming Shirley Maclaine doesn't invite him over to look at triangular-shaped UFO's or to teach him how to talk to trees.....
[...have you figured out the GROUNDS for impeachment yet?]
These NUtjobs think that impeachment itself is “grounds”. They don’t have a clue (thankfully) what this is about. Evidenced by one idiot thinking impeachment will result in jail time. Man, the FUnnies will be the /hot read/ on FR for weeks - promise you won’t take any time off!
And notice that they avoid discussing who would be named by Chimpoleon to fill the vacancy? It would be so sweet if, at the time the Elf moves impeachment of Cheney, Bush would make a statement of support and announce Karl Rove (or Don Rumsfeld) as his nominee for VP should Cheney be removed.
DUAC! DUAC!
The only thing that'll make him back down is a tringular-shaped UFO....
Kook Spinach!
I’m nursing a chest cold and you just about made me pass out from a combination belly-laugh/coughing jag.
When I read this, and stories of American Jihadists, California arsonists, Hillary Clinton being considered for any elected position whatsoever and the race-based gang members of the “Jena 6” being wildly applauded as presenters on the BET awards show, I wonder if there will a United States in 10 years.
There is no “divine right of Kings here”, no “divine right” of the US to exist.
This country will only exist when citizens are willing to make the sacrifices such as they did in WWII. I have no confidence that they would today.
Actually, if Kookie goes forward with this stunt, he will be a thorn in HILLARY'S . . . pantsuit.
Careful, Kookie!
Kewpie doll for that last post in the DUFU, PJ?
There will be IF the DUmmie FUnnies wins the 2007 Weblog Awards contest for FUnniest Blog. That way the publicity will drive MANY to the DUFUs and the Left will be laughed out of any significant importance. And don't worry, I will be annoying everybody here soon for your votes if/WHEN the DUFUs makes it into the finals.
As the Constitution specifies, whenever the office of Vice President becomes vacant, the President (who is still Bush) gets to choose another Vice President. And that Vice President would become President in the event that office became vacant for any reason.
I'm agreeing with you, P.J., that there's no chance these two impeachments will happen. I'm just pointing out that the DUmmies are not even prepared for the success of their impossible schemes.
Congressman Billybob
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Little Denny can play Rosa Klebb in the movie:
LOL...
I’ve used Kook Spinach for him since he announced his bid for the WH.
“DUmmies are the sort of jerks who would bring politics to Thanksgiving dinner...”
Oh, but Chimpeachment is so VITAL to the FUTURE of our country! We MUST discuss Chimpeachment, EVERY chance we get, no matter how PO’d people get! We must nag people at the grocery store, in restaurants, walking their dogs in the park, and yes, even at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
They will listen to us! They WILL listen to.... [Purrcival: Ah, SHADDUP!!!!]
“Petronski, come home” ping.
More like in the toecap.
More evidence that these folks are NUts is that some think a VP selection is subject to advise and consent rules (it ain’t).
Others chime in that the Pres can’t appoint anyone if an impeachment is underway.
They grasp at non-existent straws.
Are you calling Kookie a liar? If he says he saw a UFO, why do you doubt him? That's HIS reality--how dare you question it!
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