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Illegal immigrant loses testicles, freedom after firing on SWAT team
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| 9-20-07
| James Hart
Posted on 09/20/2007 3:40:07 PM PDT by dynachrome
It's been a year and a half since Texas police raided Guillermo Urquiza's home, looking for proof that he tried to order a hit on a police officer. Urquiza, who was asleep, grabbed a gun and fired when he heard the commotion. Officers fired back, hitting him in the crotch and stomach. He had to be castrated as a result.
He's been sentenced to five years for firing at the officers -- they were never able to prove the original accusation. He says it's unfair because he didn't know they were police. The authorities say they clearly announced and identified themselves. Their uniforms were also clearly marked.
Once Urquiza gets out, he'll be deported -- he's an illegal immigrant.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aliens; castrato; crimaliens; freepun; illegalimmigrations; illegals; immigrantlist; immigration; mexicancanada; swat; testicles; texas
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Well, I am having a hard time feeling sorry, here.
To: dynachrome
I don’t feel too badly either.
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posted on
09/20/2007 3:42:43 PM PDT
by
pandoraou812
( zero tolerance to the will of Allah ...... dilligaf? with an efg.....)
To: dynachrome
"He says it's unfair because he didn't know they were police." UM...I do not believe one word of this...
To: dynachrome
He had to be castrated as a result. That's a funny sentence to see in a news article.
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posted on
09/20/2007 3:45:41 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
(I don't want to find "common ground" with a bunch of damn leftists.)
To: dynachrome
"...looking for proof that he tried to order a hit on a police officer."Jeez, that guy has got a set of brass ... no, wait.
To: dynachrome
I still maintain that the correct interpretation of the law is, "if you are here illegally, you DO NOT EXIST in this country, and have no STANDING, nor does the Constitution provide protection for you", IMHO.
(He will not be contributing another anchor-baby NOW)
Unfortunately, you can even vote since Democrats won't allow Voter ID in this country.
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posted on
09/20/2007 3:48:44 PM PDT
by
traditional1
( Fred Thompson-The ONLY electable Republican Candidate)
To: JustaDumbBlonde
“set of brass “
Well sure, now he does. Replacements!
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posted on
09/20/2007 3:49:06 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Henry Bowman is right.)
To: dynachrome
quick someone post this article in Mexico.
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posted on
09/20/2007 3:50:27 PM PDT
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: CzarNicky
Well, without any cojones, he’s not likely to leave any anchor babies behind.
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posted on
09/20/2007 4:02:57 PM PDT
by
Armedanddangerous
(Chuin, Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
To: dynachrome
(He will not be contributing another anchor-baby NOW)
hmmm we were just thinking about weren't we? ~Pandy~
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posted on
09/20/2007 4:15:17 PM PDT
by
pandoraou812
( zero tolerance to the will of Allah ...... dilligaf? with an efg.....)
To: pandoraou812
Wonder if he left any anchor babies behind? Doubt he was the responsible father type.
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posted on
09/20/2007 4:18:28 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Henry Bowman is right.)
To: dynachrome
I think this should be the standard protocol for dealing with illegal immigrants who shoot at any American citizen, cop or not.
Trust me, word would get around pretty fast.
To: dynachrome
Phoenix had another cop killed this week by a previously deported illegal alien.
The last five of seven Phoenix cops who have died in the line of duty were murdered by illegal aliens.
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posted on
09/20/2007 5:58:33 PM PDT
by
donna
(Phoenix: 7 cops have died in the line of duty; the last 5 murdered by illegal aliens.)
To: donna
In Denver, they just tend drive drunk and run over children.
Supposedly some sort of cultural thing about driving drunk.
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posted on
09/20/2007 6:01:19 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Henry Bowman is right.)
To: CzarNicky
I was thinking the same thing. Can’t we turn this into a TV commercial, and run it 24-7 across the border.
I can see it now, some semi-famous Mexican actor saying “Come to America illegally, and you too could lose your cojones!”
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posted on
09/20/2007 6:32:03 PM PDT
by
rikkir
(Hey Fred, you're on,,, Lights, Camera, Action!)
To: dynachrome
Oooh. That left a mark...
Does he now speak with a really high toned voice?
“Spanish in high C”
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posted on
09/20/2007 6:34:52 PM PDT
by
azhenfud
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
To: rikkir
“Can’t we turn this into a TV commercial, and run it 24-7 across the border.”
The advert should say: “Keep going until you’re in Canada.
And you MIGHT keep your cojones”
(See bottom two articles on archive thread below)
KEYWORD: MEXICANCANADA
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/keyword?k=mexicancanada
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posted on
09/20/2007 6:37:50 PM PDT
by
VOA
To: 1_Inch_Group; 2sheep; 2Trievers; 3AngelaD; 3pools; 3rdcanyon; 4Freedom; 4ourprogeny; 7.62 x 51mm; ..
To: JustaDumbBlonde
Darn! 50 less anchor babies. (sarcasm)
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posted on
09/21/2007 10:11:06 PM PDT
by
holyscroller
(A wise man's heart directs him toward the right, but the foolish man's heart directs him to the left)
To: JustaDumbBlonde
LOL talk about no cahones!
susie
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posted on
09/22/2007 8:55:24 AM PDT
by
brytlea
(amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
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