[Charles Henrickson]

This is one DUFU I'm GUARANTEED to be In Before The Ping! In fact, PJ, you didn't even give me the Ping List! Let's hope you catch this soon, so either you or I can ping everyone!

[JamesP81]

IBTP?

[Charles Henrickson]

I’m hoping PJ will come in here and give us a full and complete ping, but until then my partial hit-and-miss list will have to do. Tell your FRiends.

[Jet Jaguar]

LOL

[dead]

Pitt is the genius who declared that our founding fathers would be DUmmies if they were alive today.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Being drunk is never a good excuse for typos!

[Old Sarge]

#8!

Press 2 for English...

[finnman69]

YAWN. Bad Pitt inhabits a different space time continuum than the majority of the world.

He lives in the Deluded Blowhard Zone.

[Red_Devil 232]

No, everything will look exactly the same after America dies. But everything will be different.

Klaatu Barada nikto!

[Billthedrill]

Pitt can't write when he's sober, which does not appear to be very often. When he's not, we get this sort of stream-of-consciousness-run-through-a-sewer-pipe approach to writing that argues more for Thorazine than another shot of Jaegermeister.

Nevertheless his hangers-on remain, held in thrall by the ever-imminent expiration of the everlasting 24 business hours. Will the kiddies finally get to see the Rovian frog-march or remain in the same state of permanent frustration as Pitt's sex life or the poor dumb sumbitch holding his bar tab? Time will tell...

[steveegg]

“I blame my lateness on Monday” top 20.

[doorgunner69]

In before the ping that never was........

Or is it : I was in before the ping before I wasn't in?

[mikrofon]

It is the "William Pitts" of Bloggerville that will change peoples' thinking

Yes, the "Pitt-Bulls of the Bloggervilles".

(Good job, CH ;)

[faq]

[The Day When Everything Finally Became Different!]

Today is the day when William Rivers Pitt finally realized that Cindy Sheehan is looking for a political consultant.

[Choose Ye This Day]

So, Pitt is FINALLY on the impeachment bandwagon?

The Pitt and the Pendulum have shifted yet again, I guess.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Don't forget Pitt's obligatory self-aggrandizement:

This is how I have to think about this sh**. My job doesn't allow me to have less than five horrid crises on my plate at a time.

His "job"??? What, exactly, is his job? Taste tester at Burkowski's?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

[No, no hyperbole here! King George the Worst!]

Does this mean he is wurst than Luther’s barber?

[Choose Ye This Day]

Most eloquent and blunt. Somewhere, the shade of Mr. Paine is nodding.

Hyperbole has become humor. I think Thomas Paine is laughing, if he's paying any attention to Mr. Pitt whatsoever.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Ten bucks says 20 GOP Senators cross the pond. . . .

And Pitt will walk right across the water to greet them.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Oh, yeah, and they need to impeach this guy, Cheney, Gonzo, the ferns in the OEOB...

THROW THE FERNS OUT!!!

[hsalaw]

Excellent Guest DUFU, and thanks for the partial ping. I was somewhat befuddled by this DUmmie line:

I think that this new tack of simply being told what is not possible will not wash with the voters, all of whom saw Katrina.

I have no idea what this DUmmie is trying to say, if anything, not that that's unusual. But this is really obscure. Although putting "wash" and "Katrina" in the same sentence is kinda funny.