Larry "Crock of Crap" Johnson
Posted on 07/02/2007 6:36:16 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Why, Larry, EVERYBODY knows that the incidents in the UK were nothing more than a favor from outgoing PM Blair to “Bushco”, in his final act as Bush’s “poodle”. They were meant to distract people from Bush’s failure to get a comprehensive immigration bill passed, as well as his plunging poll numbers and the failure of the troop surge in Iraq. /sarc
And I guessed at all of that without reading anything in DUmmieland or KOmmieland for the past few days. How’m I doin’? :-D DUmmies and KOssacks are SOOOOOO predictable!
Rosie, is that you?
“A minor inconvenience.”
An inconvenient truth?
You’d think Gutfeld was commenting on this thread:
http://www.dailygut.com/?i=3036
SEVEN THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT TODAY’S BOMBING ATTEMPT
Folks, I just spent three hours surfing the net and did I learn a lot! Did you know that most of the news we get is controlled by the Bu$hies? Let me enlighten you about today’s so-called terrorist bombing attempt in London:
1. There is no proof that this was terrorism. With Blair gone, there IS no more terrorism in the UK. This was obviously just someone’s car, probably belonging to a nail salesman, who kept a lot of samples in his car. He was on his way to a barbecue, of course, which explains the propane. And he needed the extra gas, too, because - hello! - he was driving a gas-guzzler (instead of a hybrid, which is really mean-spirited).
So in effect, this was some right-wing, global warming-enabling carpenter on his way to char little animals for his own gratification.
2. Are we not supposed to notice it’s the first full day of Gordon Brown’s administration? This is a very CONVENIENT time for George Bush to claim terrorism is continuing. Tony Blair, obviously knew about this in advance and in a cowardly fashion, and at the behest of his Bu$h Yankee overlords, left office this week.
3. Admirably, the alleged bombers chose England - so anyone injured would receive free health care. If a bomb would have gone off in, say, New York City, imagine all the performance artists and stand up comics who might have been injured. Surely, as Michael Moore would attest, they’d be turned away from the ER.
4. It’s also good they chose a Mercedes instead of the subway. Bombing public transportation would have sent the wrong environmental message. Targeting a symbol of conspicuous consumption sends a chilling message to physicians everywhere.
5. The car was parked outside a bar called ‘Tiger Tiger,’ which highlights the near extinction of that species. That can’t be a bad thing.
6. The fact that the bomb did not go off demonstrates the inequity in standards of science education for ethnic minorities.
7. Clearly these people responsible are angry at us and I am proposing a minute’s silence and formation of steering committee for us all to consider what we as individuals can do to make these people less angry.
Yeah. I love these Leftwing Mr. Wizards. Steel can’t melt and tossing a cigarette into gasoline always extiguishes it.
“In a pathetic attempt to ingratiate himself to the Looney Left that now runs the Democrats”
That should be “Democratchiks”, PJ.
The hell you say! Could never happen!
KOmmies and DUmmies are always dismissive of terror threats until they happen in their backyard. I'm remembering Pitt's own outrage at the DUmmie reaction to the false alarm in Boston a while back. When it happens near them, it's real.
Is this the football player or the basketball player? I can't tell from the context.
Jackass 3: the UK Edition
Okay, I’m connecting some dots here so please, “hep out a white boy”.
Olberman is an x-ESPN sports “journalist”. Larry Johnson is a name known to NBA fans as a power-forward that played for a number of teams.
Is this the SAME Larry Johnson? If it is, someone tell Charles Barkley to go b!tc4-slap the fool!
Obviously not a mechanic. (I'm not either, but I'm closer to being a mechanic than Rosie O'Donnell is to being an engineer.) Gasoline does not explode in the cylinder; it burns and causes the air to expand. Too much air and it will explode, sending four to twelve nasty projectiles out of your hood or through your firewall at deadly speeds.
But I suspect KOmmies think "blowing a rod" means something entirely different.
“Maybe his wife can defend his comments”
She already did. Rush played it.
I am seriously worried after Bush leaves.
Say what you like about him, but he is a leader. A Democrat for POTUS is going to attract these kind of people like buzzards to carrion.
Larry "Crock of Crap" Johnson
So you wouldn't mind standing next to a propane tank wrapped with nails that was sitting on a fire. Well, of course not, because we all know that fire can't melt steel so the fire will never get to the propane anyway, and even if it did, there wouldn't be enough oxygen to cause it to 'splode.
This bit does remind me of something from my childhood. Grew up in Byesville, Ohio and when I was a little kid, I knew this good ole boy down in Derwent that needed to get rid of a stump in his field. Now, most farmers would just dynamite it out of there, but this fella was more creative. He went and bought a propane blow torch, lit it, put it on the stump, and we got about 100 yards away. He then commenced to target practice with that blow torch and his .22. I think he hit it on his third round and what a show.
We had a pretty good cookout with that stump that night.
Must be the football player.
What a spineless KOmmie this guy must be. Since when do the KOSsaks care what happens on LGF?
Gotta admit I like the mock name. It puts me in mind of Happy Gilmore when Shooter says "I eat pieces of $hit like you for breakfast."
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