Posted on 04/23/2007 1:55:34 PM PDT by bu9418
I promise to use one square. Is that okay with you Sheryl?
She’s such a fool.
But what about the “dining sleeve”? will you be wiping your nose on your arm?
It’s for the good of mankind.
She plays BASS guitar? Show’s how much I know about her career...
I promised this morning as well and just tried it for my first time. Needless to say my hands are filthy and I got germs all over my house. Now my kids and I are sick and will be going to the doctor first thing in the morning. But now than we are sick we are having to go to the bathroom with upset stomachs and are having to use lots more toilet paper now. Darn, I thought the one piece of TP was going to work, lol!
Elaine doesn’t have a square to spare.
Lance! - you dodged a very stinky bullet!
These Liberals would have loved the old Soviet Union.You would have been lucky to have found a piece of toilet paper during the reign of the communist.
I think the libs are trying to push the U.S. in that direction.
Yeah, one square of TP and then 15 minutes washing your hands and using a ton of water, soap and hand sanitizer.
That’s a real saving.
The smug, condescending, self-righteous, insane, irrational, radical left is so big on useless, pseudo feel good, hypocritical symbolism. Do as they say, never as they actually do.
He said that stores were limited and conservation was a must. He then described "the butt wipe technique". Take one square of toilet paper. Pierce a hole in the center of the sheet extending your center finger through the hole. reach under and clean the hole with your center finger. Then wrap the sheet around the fecal matter and then pull the sheet and fecal matter off. Wash hands thoroughly, very thoroughly and then go about your business!
That's when I decided to join the Air Force. Of course the "head" on a B-52 was no better and fighter jets!!! Well.....
“These Liberals would have loved the old Soviet Union.You would have been lucky to have found a piece of toilet paper during the reign of the communist.
I think the libs are trying to push the U.S. in that direction.”
Hey, Soviet populace could indeed set an example. They used communist newspapers...
“sorry, can’t spare a square” (from Seinfeld)
All I’m gonna do...
Is have the runs...
She really told this to Rove?
It’s so comical.
Stinky too.
My name is Cheryl
You'd think I s**t roses
By my politics
As Rush said today … (paraphrasing) the toilet paper manufactures will just put the perforations three feet apart, problem solved.
She’s tough! My husband’s grandma lived through the Depression and insisted her children use two squares. They still talk about the silliness of that one.
“Can’t spare a square, I have no square to spare!”
LOL courtesy of Elaine on Seinfeld. It is all I can think of every time I hear this story.
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