WIPE OUT GLOBAL WARMING: CROW PROPOSES LIMITS ON TOILET PAPER - It's NOT satire

washingtonpost ^ | 4/23/07 | GeorgiaDawg32

[mware]

LOL, nope e-coli is one serious intestinal disease, If Ms Crow got e-coli she would be using about a roll a day of TP.

[macmedic892]

"I wish I knew how to post images!"

It's time for you to enlist, soldier!

Report to HTML Boot Camp ON THE DOUBLE!

[AngelesCrestHighway]

....Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights,...DAMN straight Sheryl!...I’ll wipe my ass any damn way I please you flaming idiot!

[databoss]

smoked too much pot alert!

[Fawnn]

I haven't yet built the page for this one on my domain, but I thought y'all might like to see a sneak preview since it relates to this thread. ;)

[macmedic892]

Since she's going to have the gubmint restrict our use of The T-P to conserve trees and "save" the planet, does that mean, during a she uses The Keeper during those times when, um, the "playground" is undergoing renovation? (Keeper link not for the faint of heart!)

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[missnry]

This is not a new idea...

[Kellis91789]

It is a simple mistake.

Sheryl uses TP that comes in squares 3 feet x 3 feet.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Cripes. Black market TP. In America.

Well, if they do put a restriction on TP, I may renew my Boston Globe subscription.

[TASMANIANRED]

LOL...That is a great one.

[metmom]

***this isn’t satire, but it should have been..who would have been able to think something THIS ridiculous up??***

The folks that thought up this?

Diaperless Babies Seen As Earth-Friendly Solution

http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewCulture.asp?Page=%5C%5CCulture%5C%5Carchive%5C%5C200404%5C%5CCUL20040422a.html

[mwilli20]

who would have been able to think something THIS ridiculous up??

The same imbeciles who restricted the flow of toilets, in an effort to save a commodity that CANNOT be wasted, water!

They must think we don't get dirty enough unclogging their stupid low-flow toilets now they want us restricted to one square a sitting... I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if they tried to make it law!

[VRWC For Truth]

No squeeze Cheryl

[StarCMC]

LOL!!!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Thought this was worth a Ping-a-Ding.

[bray]

Stinky Crow should see how much paper goes into printing the Old York Times. That would make her use a whole roll.

Pray for W and Our Troops

[moonpie57]

“A grassroots program is called for. Please send all your corn cobs to Ms Crow. Make sure the corn is removed and the cob dried. Besides, they will work in the outhouse.”

Yeah...that’s the ticket. She needs to show how important all this is to her by getting an outhouse! Stocked with corn cobs. That way she won’t have to waste precious water by flushing.