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WIPE OUT GLOBAL WARMING: CROW PROPOSES LIMITS ON TOILET PAPER - It's NOT satire
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| 4/23/07
| GeorgiaDawg32
Posted on 04/23/2007 2:49:29 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
I would think any benefit would be more than offset on the increased number of underpants that would have to be produced, because of the resulting skid marks.
Hey perhaps we finally have Step Two in the Underpants Gnome’s business plan:
Step 1: Collect Underpants
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!
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posted on
04/23/2007 8:38:02 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: All
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posted on
04/23/2007 8:38:08 AM PDT
by
I_Love_My_Husband
(BAY AREA CONSERVATIVES - JOIN US http://community.livejournal.com/sf_conservative/profile)
To: 03A3
Well she did teach in public school prior to becoming a singer...
Wonder why none of my female public school teachers ever looked like Ms Crow...mine all looked like a cross between Carrie Nation and Rosie O’Donnell...
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Holy crap! How many squares do you think Al Gore uses per dump???
He must have to buy lots of "Toilet Paper Offsets".
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posted on
04/23/2007 8:48:50 AM PDT
by
Brainhose
(My name is Manuel. I am from Barcelona.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
DO NOT ask her to borrow her guitar!Strings carry germs.
To: GeorgiaDawg32
This may have already been said, but the chick needs to be TPed at every occasion from now on.
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posted on
04/23/2007 9:01:41 AM PDT
by
Excellence
(Three million years is enough! Stop cyclical climate change now!)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
A long time ago, I learned not to listen to stupid airheads like her. Her opinion is meaningless.
To: BufordP; Killing Time; Beowulf; Mr. Peabody; RW_Whacko; honolulugal; SideoutFred; Ole Okie; ...
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posted on
04/23/2007 9:14:59 AM PDT
by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
I’d hate to do her laundry. Maybe that’s the reason for her break up with Lance Armstrong: skidmarks.
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Maybe she has figured out how to use the 3 sea shells in Demolition Man
To: djf
Scratch and sn......? Neah, I ain't even gonna go there! Of course not.
Anyway, just about every hollyweird "star" honestly believes that
"Our Sh*t Don't Stink"!!!
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posted on
04/23/2007 9:31:07 AM PDT
by
auzerais
(Never believe a word written by the MSM.)
To: WorkerbeeCitizen; GeorgiaDawg32
A tad uneducated - a product of gonernment education. Her father was in law school with Mel Carnahan the former governor of Missouri who was killed in a plane crash while campaigning for the senate seat held by John Ashcroft in 2000.
To: GeorgiaDawg32; JRios1968; stephenjohnbanker; martin_fierro; uglybiker; lesser_satan
Methinks Sheryl needs a
To: rzeznikj at stout
Rock stars are not widely known for their intellect : )
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posted on
04/23/2007 10:06:52 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
To: mware
Is that some kind of herpes?
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posted on
04/23/2007 10:10:10 AM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(What's the difference between the CIA and the Free Clinic? The Free Clinic knows how to stop leaks.)
To: ConservativeMan55
I’ll send her my ‘used’ squares for recycling.
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posted on
04/23/2007 10:24:35 AM PDT
by
DigitalVideoDude
(It's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't care who gets the credit. -Ronald Reagan)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Cheryl Crow wants us to live like Arab Muslims. I am just waiting for her to put on a burka.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; DaveLoneRanger
To: Rb ver. 2.0
www.shitbegone.com [I wish I knew how to post images!] I am going to send her the wrapper I saved from my brother’s ‘’humorous’’ birthday gift he sent me...
To: I_Love_My_Husband
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posted on
04/23/2007 11:13:21 AM PDT
by
angcat
("IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM")
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