Posted on 03/06/2007 9:54:14 PM PST by John Semmens
Calling the “Big Mac” a major threat to world health, the United Kingdom’s Prince Charles declared “If I ruled the world McDonald’s and their fast food ilk would be banned.”
“People should have their servants prepare fresh and wholesome organic meals for them,” the Prince suggested. “Camilla and I consult with the palace chef weekly to ensure that our diet is not degraded by inferior foods. I don’t see why others cannot make a similar effort. If fast food restaurants didn’t exist, maybe they would.”
Charles admitted that he has been unable to convince his son, Prince Harry, to refrain from occasionally eating at fast food outlets. “That’s why we need to outlaw these establishments,” Charles explained. “I wouldn’t have to argue with him if he had no opportunity to buy such rot.”
The boy's gettin' fruitier by the day.
Well gee Charlie ... not all of us have our own personal chef to cook our foods like you do
....thank you Lord Cromwell.....
We've done this already
Somebody should tell him that the time of 'British rules the world' has passed, if it actually ever happened.
When Queen Elizabeth dies I hope he is passed over for William.
You had me till the end of the first sentence.
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