DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-07 (DUmmies Outraged Over Crewcut Photographer At DC Demonstration)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2007 | DUmmie NoSheep, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I am HONORED, PJ! I am NOT WORTHY! Plus, I barely have enough time now just to do DUFU responses let alone to SET UP a DUFU by searching DUmmieland! Thus I will say an extra prayer for your arteries--and the authorities!

Hopefully we are not talking about now. Not even the near future since this is only in the event of my demise. Having the DUFUs live on beyond my time is sort of a way of achieving immortality.

[PJ-Comix]

I forgot, what is the origin of the Walmart detention center joke?

It has to do with the DUmmie belief, often expressed, that the new Walmarts being built are, in reality, detention centers for dissidents. I kid you not.

[mylife]

Oh those whacky, prejudiced, malicious DUmmies!

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Anyway...I yelled at him a little bit because it made me so angry that someone like this even exists.

LOL!!! That must have been an irritating, high pitched, noise.

[ConservativeMind]

This was another great one, PJ!

[mylife]

"Did you get that sweater at the Fascist Mall?" It reminds me of George from Seinfeld. "Oh yeah? Well the Jerk Store called. They're running out of YOU!"

L0L!

[Doomonyou]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #971.

I am forever grateful.

Can I change my PINGEE #?

[rdl6989]

carry signal mirrors with you. If being watched, flash it in the lens. Or have a lot of people do it and see if they can catch the camera on fire. Or his nuts. ROTFL! These idiots have seen too many James Bond movies.

[mylife]

Free Republic has a wacked out dude on crack who follows DU for a living

Crack? Is that whats in the fanny pack PJ? I figured you used it for a different type of concealed carry! :0)

[Duke Nukum]

Oddly enough, he looks like a professional photographer but I'm going to vote he's really my namesake, the real life Duke Nukem.

There hasn't been very much alien ass to kick until the O'Hare invasion started so he thought he'd practice kicking some DUmmie ass.

[Paul Heinzman]

In the dictionary, under "paranoid," I am sure you will find their pictures.

That would make anyone paranoid. Oh that would be a great prank on a DUmmie. Put his picture in the dictionary under paranoid. It would be a scene right out of the movie Scanners.

[MoochPooch]

they're just jealous because he's hot... probably smells good too.

My thoughts exactly. He's not only good-looking but MASCULINE.

No wonder he stands out like a sore thumb there.

[diamond6]

That person belongs in the loony bin. How frightening.

[Paul Heinzman]

Don't bother to act sane and reasonable...

Don't worry; DUmmies never bother to act sane or reasonable.

[highlander_UW]

They are profiling specifically because of his sweater (aka: turtleneck Spartan Uniform Sweater, available to any "joe" on the street. There's a female fit, too)

And apparently available at fascists R us, according to the DUmmies. Guess they'd know.

[highlander_UW]

I doubt that's what they were thinking..... Porbably more like, "What a nutbar!"

You got a chuckle out of me (although it's probably)

[highlander_UW]

NoSheep has NoBrains! Or was that logical procession also a non-sequitor?!?

Just redundant.

[Cheburashka]

Congratulations on being named crown prince of DUmmie FUnnieland!!

I hope there's going to be an investiture ceremony, like when Prince Charles became Prince of Wales. Only a little more elaborate.

[Charles Henrickson]

Congratulations on being named crown prince of DUmmie FUnnieland!! I hope there's going to be an investiture ceremony. . . .

Perhaps PJ will fly me down to South Florida (hey, low of 12 tonight here in St. Louis) for a beachside enthronement ceremony, followed by a formal dinner of Jamaican jerk chicken and Flor de Cana rum, held at stately DUFU Manor. I'm looking forward especially to meeting Li'l Beaver in person. BTW, Xenalyte, as official consort of the DUFU royal family, should be flown in for the occasion as well. And franksolich is our longtime DUFU archivist, so he can ride down from Nebraska on a John Deere farm implement of some sort.

Heck, PJ should invite ALL his loyal Pingees--the "little people"--down for this big bash, this soiree, this DUFU doozie! What the hey, be big-hearted and invite down Pitt, burch, goodboy, Skinner, sfexpat, flyarm, mopaul, the lovely Faye, stevenumbers, IndianaGreen, the whole gang! We can play lawn darts or something!

[Charles Henrickson]

Will PJ invite us all down to stately DUFU Manor in South Florida for my investiture ceremony as Crown Prince of DUmmie FUnnieland? See post 199.