Perhaps PJ will fly me down to South Florida (hey, low of 12 tonight here in St. Louis) for a beachside enthronement ceremony, followed by a formal dinner of Jamaican jerk chicken and Flor de Cana rum, held at stately DUFU Manor. I'm looking forward especially to meeting Li'l Beaver in person. BTW, Xenalyte, as official consort of the DUFU royal family, should be flown in for the occasion as well. And franksolich is our longtime DUFU archivist, so he can ride down from Nebraska on a John Deere farm implement of some sort.
Heck, PJ should invite ALL his loyal Pingees--the "little people"--down for this big bash, this soiree, this DUFU doozie! What the hey, be big-hearted and invite down Pitt, burch, goodboy, Skinner, sfexpat, flyarm, mopaul, the lovely Faye, stevenumbers, IndianaGreen, the whole gang! We can play lawn darts or something!