Perhaps PJ will fly me down to South Florida (hey, low of 12 tonight here in St. Louis) for a beachside enthronement ceremony, followed by a formal dinner of Jamaican jerk chicken and Flor de Cana rum, held at stately DUFU Manor. I'm looking forward especially to meeting Li'l Beaver in person. BTW, Xenalyte, as official consort of the DUFU royal family, should be flown in for the occasion as well. And franksolich is our longtime DUFU archivist, so he can ride down from Nebraska on a John Deere farm implement of some sort.
Heck, PJ should invite ALL his loyal Pingees--the "little people"--down for this big bash, this soiree, this DUFU doozie! What the hey, be big-hearted and invite down Pitt, burch, goodboy, Skinner, sfexpat, flyarm, mopaul, the lovely Faye, stevenumbers, IndianaGreen, the whole gang! We can play lawn darts or something!
Will PJ invite us all down to stately DUFU Manor in South Florida for my investiture ceremony as Crown Prince of DUmmie FUnnieland? See post 199.
Speaking of jerk chicken...I now found a new source. The Jerk Truck. It is a chef who cooks them out in the open on a steel drum grill next to his Jerk Truck. It is SOOOOOO good that there is a long line on Friday nights for it that lasts from 6 P.M. until 4 A.M. which is why I get my Jerk fix there prior to 6.
Man - I live about 30 minutes away - I BETTER get an invite to this soiree!!!! ;-) Just please, PLEASE don't invite the DUmmies (unless they are on display like the penguins were at P-Diddy's party - do you think we'd get in trouble with PETA on that one?).