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DU Exclusive: A post from the Man Upstairs
Dec. 17, 2006 | DUmmies

Posted on 12/17/2006 12:03:48 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper

From the DUmp:

liberaldemocrat7 (1000+ posts) Sun Dec-17-06 12:05 PM Original message A word from God. Edited on Sun Dec-17-06 12:10 PM by liberaldemocrat7 I'm channeling God today as he spoke to me, a Jewish person.

To those who don't believe in me, then you have that right, have a good day and you need not read any further.

To the people of the earth I don't just focus on and favor the people of one country.

I value everyone who ever existed from the beginning of time to today and beyond to, to, to, forever.

I love the Romans, the Etruscans, the cave people, the Gauls, the Franks, the Prussians, The Americans, the French, the Germans, the Iraqis, the Indians, the Pakistanis, the Russians and the British, the Irish.

Contrary to belief I don't care who you love as long as you love different gender or same gender.

I also do not care if you're a Jew or a Christian, a Mohammedan, a Sikh, a Buddhist, a Wiccan, a Goth, a Druid, a Pagan, or what you believe in. I love each and everyone of you people.

I do not believe in giving fire and brimstone speeches to and about those people who haven't found a job or to those who love those they choose. Adults can love who they want to love.

I also do not give fire and brimstone speeches on behalf of those people who have no concern or little concern for those people already born. I do not tell women what to do with their bodies before birth of a person. Until birth we have no person.

What do I care about? You. I also do not want you to murder anyone, to not steal from anyone, to not injure anyone, to not bear false witness against anyone. Stay faithful to your spouse for if not you will only hurt yourself and your spouse and your families and friends.

Most of all I want you to treat others as kind and honest and friendly and loving as you can. Give to people who don't have as much as you according to your ability and if many people have suffered then organize and call for your government to help these many people as we all need to join the effort.

I want you to live a long life wherever you live in whichever country you live in.

Also do not forget the dead, espcially your ancestors. Make them proud of you, use their lives as inspiration to yours as I created them as I created you to live in this world to enjoy life and to help people to make friends, to work and to die. Yes, you will someday not walk on this earth but you will come to me for I love you all.

Those who have violated my warnings about murder, stealing, bearing false witness and adultery you will eventually answer to me as you have to your fellow people on earth.

I do not believe in hell. The people who have not lived good lives will spend the rest of eternity in a grey area, not in heaven but in a place you will have to answer in the form of a question.

Alex Trebek will visit from 9 till 5 and then go back to earth as he has a good life to live, but you will stay there forever waiting for his daily visits and undergoing these interrogations.

Good day, people from earth. I have some business to do.

God.


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To: WinOne4TheGipper
Until birth we have no person...I also do not want you to murder anyone

DUmmie-speak translation: "Abortion is good; death penalty is bad."

21 posted on 12/17/2006 2:18:24 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Liberal Law of Moral Equivalence #1: Abortion=Purple Heart.)
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To: darkangel82
They believe as long as it's convenient. I loved the post when the news was announced that Senator Johnson's surgery was successful that was something to the effect of "Thank God! I can now stop praying and go back to being an atheist."
22 posted on 12/17/2006 2:25:14 PM PST by Paul Heinzman
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To: Paul Heinzman

yeah, typical for them, although that's basically my attitude towards religion too, so again, I can't criticize.


23 posted on 12/17/2006 2:28:43 PM PST by darkangel82 (Everyone has the right to be an idiot, but on DU they abuse the privilege.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
I love the Romans, the Etruscans, the cave people, the Gauls, the Franks, the Prussians, The Americans, the French, the Germans, the Iraqis, the Indians, the Pakistanis, the Russians and the British, the Irish.

What about the Israelis?


24 posted on 12/17/2006 2:32:09 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Apparently, Jimmie Carter is God in DUmmie-land)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm a bit wasted right now but I think I will have some good news to announce later. It looks like I will have a PROFESSIONAL singer, Barbara Ford, to sing I Don't Know Why I Love Him. I will use that as music for a Barack Obama Superstar video that I plan to upload to YouTube. More details tomorrow when I am fully awake.

p.s. Her voice very similar to the original singer.

25 posted on 12/17/2006 3:02:48 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PSYCHO-FREEP

Of course not. God hates rethugs.:)


26 posted on 12/18/2006 5:56:14 AM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Consult your doctor before taking tagline. Do not take tagline with alcohol.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
I value everyone who ever existed from the beginning of time to today and beyond to, to, to, forever.

EXcept for the unborn, for whom it seems time doesnt start untill after they are born.

Adults can love who they want to love.

Does that include livestock?

I do not tell women what to do with their bodies before birth of a person.

Including prostitution?

Until birth we have no person.

then what have we? And why are you contradicting yourself? How can you "value everyone who ever existed from the beginning of time to today and beyond", but then declare: "Until birth we have no person"? Some god you are.

What do I care about? You. I also do not want you to murder anyone,

Except for non-persons I take it.

to not steal from anyone,

But Governments are exmept from that rule as well.

27 posted on 12/18/2006 3:46:24 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge
But Governments are exmept from that rule as well. Bingo.
28 posted on 12/18/2006 3:56:57 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Consult your doctor before taking tagline. Do not take tagline with alcohol.)
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