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DU Exclusive: A post from the Man Upstairs
Dec. 17, 2006 | DUmmies

Posted on 12/17/2006 12:03:48 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper

From the DUmp:

liberaldemocrat7 (1000+ posts) Sun Dec-17-06 12:05 PM Original message A word from God. Edited on Sun Dec-17-06 12:10 PM by liberaldemocrat7 I'm channeling God today as he spoke to me, a Jewish person.

To those who don't believe in me, then you have that right, have a good day and you need not read any further.

To the people of the earth I don't just focus on and favor the people of one country.

I value everyone who ever existed from the beginning of time to today and beyond to, to, to, forever.

I love the Romans, the Etruscans, the cave people, the Gauls, the Franks, the Prussians, The Americans, the French, the Germans, the Iraqis, the Indians, the Pakistanis, the Russians and the British, the Irish.

Contrary to belief I don't care who you love as long as you love different gender or same gender.

I also do not care if you're a Jew or a Christian, a Mohammedan, a Sikh, a Buddhist, a Wiccan, a Goth, a Druid, a Pagan, or what you believe in. I love each and everyone of you people.

I do not believe in giving fire and brimstone speeches to and about those people who haven't found a job or to those who love those they choose. Adults can love who they want to love.

I also do not give fire and brimstone speeches on behalf of those people who have no concern or little concern for those people already born. I do not tell women what to do with their bodies before birth of a person. Until birth we have no person.

What do I care about? You. I also do not want you to murder anyone, to not steal from anyone, to not injure anyone, to not bear false witness against anyone. Stay faithful to your spouse for if not you will only hurt yourself and your spouse and your families and friends.

Most of all I want you to treat others as kind and honest and friendly and loving as you can. Give to people who don't have as much as you according to your ability and if many people have suffered then organize and call for your government to help these many people as we all need to join the effort.

I want you to live a long life wherever you live in whichever country you live in.

Also do not forget the dead, espcially your ancestors. Make them proud of you, use their lives as inspiration to yours as I created them as I created you to live in this world to enjoy life and to help people to make friends, to work and to die. Yes, you will someday not walk on this earth but you will come to me for I love you all.

Those who have violated my warnings about murder, stealing, bearing false witness and adultery you will eventually answer to me as you have to your fellow people on earth.

I do not believe in hell. The people who have not lived good lives will spend the rest of eternity in a grey area, not in heaven but in a place you will have to answer in the form of a question.

Alex Trebek will visit from 9 till 5 and then go back to earth as he has a good life to live, but you will stay there forever waiting for his daily visits and undergoing these interrogations.

Good day, people from earth. I have some business to do.

God.


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Too bad God is a DUer now. I have so many questions I want to ask him/her/it.

1 posted on 12/17/2006 12:03:52 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

I have a feeling that you two will have something to say about this.:)


2 posted on 12/17/2006 12:08:25 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Consult your doctor before taking tagline. Do not take tagline with alcohol.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
Jesus is teaching his followers:

Beware of false prophets who come disguised as harmless sheep...
But are really wolves that will tear you apart...

You can detect them by the way they act...
Just as you can identify a tree by it's fruit.

--Matthew 7:15-16

Methinks this channeling guy from DU.... and most of their cronies...
Have ways to go before they are found prophesying by the HOLY Spirit....
Until their is some evidence of their more God-ly pursuits... & commitment fo their heart to Jesus Christ.

I think I shall take their "God posts" with a grain of salt...

This marginal (DU-posted) offering has a couple of tons of really bad theology...

3 posted on 12/17/2006 12:31:57 PM PST by Wings-n-Wind (The answers remain available; Wisdom is obtained by asking all the right questions!)
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To: Wings-n-Wind

Unfortunately, "tons" doesn't even begin to describe the amount of bad theology in the supposed channeling. We could be here all day listing verses in the Bible contradicting stuff said here. I'm pretty sure adherents of the other faiths listed in the post could also with their respective scriptures.


4 posted on 12/17/2006 12:50:27 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Consult your doctor before taking tagline. Do not take tagline with alcohol.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
What a shock. Some DUmmie thinks God is a gay hippie, serving up treacly pablum too schmaltzy for a Hallmark greeting card.

Does everybody over there write like a nine-year-old girl?

5 posted on 12/17/2006 12:54:47 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

I'm still trying to find a post from there that's more coherent than a two year old throwing a temper tantrum.


6 posted on 12/17/2006 12:59:32 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Consult your doctor before taking tagline. Do not take tagline with alcohol.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
So you heard God say all that to you, huh? I know what can help with that:

On a side note:

Give to people who don't have as much as you according to your ability and if many people have suffered then organize and call for your government to help these many people as we all need to join the effort.

Apparently, not only does God directly rip off Karl Marx, He also needs the government's help to take care of poor people. I think it's revealing that to this liberal's way of thinking, government is literally more powerful than God.

7 posted on 12/17/2006 1:14:56 PM PST by Turbopilot (iumop ap!sdn w,I 'aw dlaH)
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To: dead
Does everybody over there write like a nine-year-old girl?

There's too much profanity for most 9yos

8 posted on 12/17/2006 1:18:16 PM PST by Smedley
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To: Turbopilot
LOL. On a side note, I've got a secret so dangerous that it can make a DUmmie's head burst... Conservatives are more generous than liberals.
9 posted on 12/17/2006 1:35:23 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Consult your doctor before taking tagline. Do not take tagline with alcohol.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
To those who don't believe in me, then you have that right, have a good day and you need not read any further.

Homer: God's cool.

Marge: No, I'm pretty sure he's not.

10 posted on 12/17/2006 1:38:27 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Buddy Jesus)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Great. When does he appear on Oprah?


11 posted on 12/17/2006 1:40:19 PM PST by JCEccles
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

I think God hates liberals.... just a hunch.


12 posted on 12/17/2006 1:41:18 PM PST by Porterville (We just need one strong leader)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
To the people of the earth I don't just focus on and favor the people of one country.

Well, the DUmmie got one statement right.

13 posted on 12/17/2006 1:46:46 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Buddy Jesus)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
I value everyone who ever existed from the beginning of time to today and beyond to, to, to, forever.

Even George Bush.

14 posted on 12/17/2006 1:47:53 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Buddy Jesus)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

LOL@the DU lunacy. I thought they didn't believe in God.(Not that I have any room to criticize, but still....)


15 posted on 12/17/2006 1:48:58 PM PST by darkangel82 (Everyone has the right to be an idiot, but on DU they abuse the privilege.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
I do not believe in hell...Alex Trebek will visit from 9 till 5...

I thought you didn't believe in hell.

16 posted on 12/17/2006 2:00:33 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Not Trebek! Please NOT TREBEK!)
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To: Paul Heinzman

ROTFLMAO.


17 posted on 12/17/2006 2:03:03 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Consult your doctor before taking tagline. Do not take tagline with alcohol.)
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To: Paul Heinzman; WinOne4TheGipper; PJ-Comix; bcsco; Cletus.D.Yokel
Alex Trebek will visit from 9 till 5 . . . you will stay there forever waiting for his daily visits and undergoing these interrogations.


18 posted on 12/17/2006 2:04:39 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Far Side of Hell.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Does that mean he loves even George Bush and Republicans?

(I thought not)


19 posted on 12/17/2006 2:10:48 PM PST by PSYCHO-FREEP
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
I love the Romans, the Etruscans, the cave people, the Gauls, the Franks, the Prussians, The Americans, the French, the Germans, the Iraqis, the Indians, the Pakistanis, the Russians and the British, the Irish.

As for the rest of you...not so much.

20 posted on 12/17/2006 2:12:29 PM PST by Paul Heinzman
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