DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-06 (DUmmies Are NOT Amused)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 6, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

It was what I wore to be one of the vampire brides in our local Dracula production.

Was that a play? I would love to be an extra in a play. When I was a kid, my folks had a friend named Joe who would play extras in the Little Theater of San Juan Puerto Rico. We saw "No Time For Sergeants" there and the most thrilling thing was seeing Joe as one of the soldier extras.

Okay, truth be told, I would LOVE to play Falstaff in a "Henry IV" play. A bit more than being an extra.

[Xenalyte]

I have not! Is it online?

[Charles Henrickson]

Xena can be your consort.

I think that's allowed.

[Xenalyte]

It sure was! I work with a community theater group here in town - lots of my Rennies are in it with me. Next week I'm auditioning for our upcoming production of "Laugh-In." (I want the Ruth Buzzi part.)

You should check into community theater! It is a total blast. I bet you could find a way to Falstaff!

[PJ-Comix]

A friend of mine already sent me that pic when I told him my "Bloggo Sapien" idea. I found out that the underwear cowboy makes about a thousand bucks a day. Being Times Square maybe I read it wrong and the article meant to say he attracts a thousand bucks per day.

[Charles Henrickson]

Is it online?

Google +ebay +"weird al". There are a couple YouTube versions out there, which my daughter played on her computer.

[PJ-Comix]

Xena can be your consort.

Yeah, that's the story line I'll be giving my real wife. Xenalyte will be only my virtual wife, i.e. my consort. Speaking of theater experience, I think it will take some acting on my part to make her buy into that routine.

[arizonarachel]

A clear joke on dad's part, not trying to offend their liberal friends. But surprise, DUmmie is OFFENDED no surprise.

[Charles Henrickson]

Hey, PJ, I just got a thought: Maybe you can get FREDDY MAMBO to come with you to Vegas! He can dance by your booth and urge people to come see your Bloggo Sapiens exhibit.

Thank you. That will be $125.

[PJ-Comix]

For a long time I have had this idea buzzing around in my head about an updated version of Henry IV. It would be called "Enrique" and take place in Havana in the 1950s. Big Enrique would be a nightclub owner and his son, Little Enrique, would rebel at taking over the nightclub because he feels that the Cuban salsa music is too old fashioned and much prefers the emerging Rock 'n" Roll from the states. I picture "Enrique" as a musical play with roles for a Juan Falstaff, Hotspur (a yuppie type trying to take over Big Enrique's nightclub) and even an American gangster based on Meyer Lansky called Meyer Levinsky. This play would have a bitter sweet ending because when Castro takes over Cuba, Big Enrique goes "a la pared" and is executed. At that point Little Enrique realizes that his father wasn't so bad after all and takes off for Miami where he opens a new nightclub filled with traditional Cuban salsa music.

Of course, the outline is just sort of buzzing around in my head. Music needs to be written for it which would require Cuban composers and Lutheran pastors.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

"Merry Christmas, all you dummies in dummie land".

[PJ-Comix]

Hey, PJ, I just got a thought: Maybe you can get FREDDY MAMBO to come with you to Vegas! He can dance by your booth and urge people to come see your Bloggo Sapiens exhibit.

I'm not sure Freddy Mambo could make it past an airport security check. Not so much for what he would be carrying but the bizarre way he would be acting.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

I'm dreaming of a white Kwanzaa. . . .

LOL

[Xenalyte]

OMG, that is out-freakin-standing!

[KC_Conspirator]

What a hate filled piece of filth! One can clearly read the humor in that card! Humor and mirth! All of which is absent in any leftist.

[ssaftler]

ROTFLMAO! That is a classic. Hope you and the DUmmie don't mind if I appropriate it to send to some of my more politically involved friends.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

O Little town of DUmmieland,
How oft' we see thee lie!
Unloved by all but the the sheep,
The final stares go by!
And in thy dark posts shineth
Not an ounce of light
The nopes and jeers of all your peers
Come down on thee tonight.

I really ought to leave this to the pros.:)

[HungarianGypsy]

My husband's best friend e-mailed us the exact same thing last year. It did not have the greeting and closing, but the rest was there. Can you believe, all involved were *gasp* conservatives. He sent it out to everyone in his address book. It's one of my favorite. Which proves that this Dem has no sense of humor whatsoever.

[ssaftler]

**Help! My dumb-ass Republican dad**

Sheesh. That's a little harsh.

Aren't those on the left the most tolerant people you ever met?

[/SARCASM][/SARCASM][/SARCASM] (Took three tries to turn off that much sarcasm!)

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Maybe it's nuanced humor. I'm still trying to find anything funny is that Lil' Bush cartoon.