Trade up to a Conservobabe.
Dump her.
Sign her up for NewsMax news alerts
If she goes this bonkers about a man she's never met, just imagine what she'd be like if you were late for a date!
Run, do not walk, to the nearest exit.
Can she cook?
I could never date someone who believes conspiracy theories. I HATE conspiracy theories with a passion. But I dunno, Mary Matalin and James Carville seem to be doing fine...
I'd stick with her for a couple more dates and sound her out a bit more. If she's really far that out in Moonbatville, dump her. Sooner or later there will be a blowup and she will probably blame you for it even though it'll probably be her fault.
If she's not a moonbat, if she's just gotten her information from the wrong sources but she's willing to listen to you, then stick with her. Unfortunately, when they get that far out on the fringe, the willing-to-listen quotient can be low.
Good luck!
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Ick, do you know where she's probably been? Get yourself tested!!
/quasi-sarcasm
Kill them in their sleep....it's the only mericiful thing to do.....
Deal with it, I am married to a personal injury attorney.
Run. It won't get any better.
Tell how you feel. If it's meant to be, she'll find you intriguing and man-like. If not, then you will be free. But when it comes down to it, nothing warms a woman's heart like a confident man who has strong beliefs and sticks to his guns...
No guts, no glory. Be yourself, and then see if she loves you!
You could buy her the Popular Science book debunking all of the conspiracy theories on the WTC bombing.
If she fails to understand it, try giving her a tin-foil hat.
If she fails to see the humor, run for it!
Here's my thing: I believe you're a person first, a political animal somewhere down the line. Way down the line.
This will be a good exercise for you to sort out just what it means to treat someone with charity and dignity and how a) it IS possible and b) it IS essential if we are to keep the "civil" in civilization.
All markets are made of differences in opinion (buyers on one side, sellers on the other) and that includes the Marketplace of Ideas. But all players must still recognize and accord the dignity of all on both sides. Or the market dies. You can extrapolate that principal into any realm you want. It's universal.
THAT is how President Bush can do a photo op with Bill Clinton.
Godspeed, my friend, and may your tribe increase (sounds like it's about to).
You may also want to look for interviews of Carville and Matalin.
You get an opportunity to demonstrate that conservatives aren't evil.
Finally, remember: she's a person. She may be deranged or just poorly informed (and probably very emotional about it, for obvious reasons) but your job, man, is to separate the issues and treat her with dignity.
GO!
Tell her that since she has figured it all out, you must now go into the witness protection program.
Dump her. Quickly.