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DUmmie FUnnies 11-08-06 ("IMPEACH BUSH!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 8, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/08/2006 5:25:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix

In a weird way, the Democrat victories in the House and Senate yesterday were a good thing in the long run. Yeah, it's hard to see it now but already we see the beginnings of the big Democrat crackup as the loonies start elbowing their way around and come up against the professional Democrats. Such is the case that we see here in this DUmmie THREAD demanding to "IMPEACH BUSH!" When they find out that the impeachment process won't be happening RIGHT AWAY the DUmmies will screech about betrayal thus tearing the Democrats apart even more. Simultaneously we will see the DUmmies confronting the Hillary Machine in her bid for presidential nomination. Now that the DUmmies had a taste of success, they will demand that one of their own, NOT Hillary, receive the nomination. So stand by folks for a lot of upcoming fireworks from within the Democrats. In the meantime, let us now observe the DUmmies make their IMMEDIATE impeachment demands in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding himself that a two-year interregnum is not an eternity, is in the [brackets]:

IMPEACH BUSH!

[We won a few hours ago...LUNACY NOW!!!]

IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH!

[The one dimensional mind in all its glory.]

Impeach Bush? IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!

[So you want Nancy Pelosi to start off by breaking her promise of no impeachment?]

And Cheney .... President Pelosi in '07 is the goal of 'WE THE PEOPLE ..." Make it happen ........................

[Sorry but in case you haven't noticed the Democrats still don't have the two-thirds of the Senate needed to convict. No President Pelosi in '07 or any other time.]

IMPEACH BUSH!

[Your disappointment will be FUn to watch. And you can't blame Bush when that doesn't happen. Your own Democrats will be getting flamed for that.]

That is a Good idea but possibly bad politics.

[Bad politics have never stopped the DUmmies before.]

Time's a wasting... Let's not delay this any further!

[Start picketing Nancy Pelosi when she doesn't start impeachment IMMEDIATELY.]

but Speaker Pelosi says NO! will she let have at his ass?

[You'll want to kick her ass if she does not break her promise.]

President Pelosi IMPEACH BUSH!

[Democrat civil war is going to be interesting.]

Let the subpoenas fly, Mr. Conyers, Mr. Rangel, Mr. Skelton .

[Yes. Let the public see these clowns in action. Great way to start off your return to power.]

Before it's too late! First order of bidness!

[Before it's too late! First order of bitterness!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2006electionresults; blameamericafirst; bushimpeachment; dummies; nancypelosi; socialisttakeover
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To: Purrcival
...but I just can't laugh this morning...even though my wife says she's going to kick my ass if I don't stop moping.

If she won't, I will!

Actually, this is NOTHING! Try finding out your wife of 21 years spent the weekend with some SOB she met at work 6 months prior....Now THAT'S something to mope about!

In the grand scheme of things, this is a 4" pothole in a 8-lane highway, you feel it, but it's not worth noticing.

161 posted on 11/08/2006 4:31:44 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Well, there's no more Rummy--he was the longest-serving Defense Sec in US history and well past retirement age, so it's not that surprising that he's leaving--but there is no way the DUmmies will get their Chimpeachment wet dream. . . .

IMAGINE THERE'S IMPEACHMENT
Tune: "Imagine"

Imagine there's impeachment--
It's easy if you're high.
No proof to slow us,
And no one asking why.
Imagine all of Congress
Voting to impeach. . . .

Imagine there's no Chimpy--
It isn't hard, DU.
No one like Rice or Rumsfeld,
No Dick Cheney, too.
Imagine Karl the Traitor
Serving life at least. . . .

You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.

Imagine no more DUFUs--
I wonder if you can.
No need to read their humor
And laughter at our plans.
Imagine all the freepers
Feeling bad like us. . . .

You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.

162 posted on 11/08/2006 4:33:13 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (You won't have Rummy to kick around any more.)
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To: dirtbiker; Mr. Silverback

Hey, there, db. I'm a straight woman, so I don't have a wife :-D just a sometimes-cranky husband of 12 years.

That quote was probably from Mr. Silverback.


163 posted on 11/08/2006 4:41:11 PM PST by Purrcival (We may be temporarily down, but we're NOT OUT! Not by a LONG shot!)
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To: dirtbiker
Actually, this is NOTHING! Try finding out your wife of 21 years spent the weekend with some SOB she met at work 6 months prior....

Is there something you want to tell us?

164 posted on 11/08/2006 4:50:23 PM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Purrcival
That quote was probably from Mr. Silverback.

It was....My BAD!

For some reason (unknown even to me) I posted a reply to him on your thread....

I didn't get to bed last night until 1:00, and was up again at 5:30 to go to work (I'm a mailman, complete with driving on the wrong side of the car!). Kinda dread tomorrow, because I'll bet I have a bunch of mis-deliveries from today...Oh, well.

165 posted on 11/08/2006 4:57:17 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Nope. That was 5 years ago, she's gone! Current dirtbiker wife version 2.0 is a vast improvement!

SOB is gone, too. He died in a car wreak 3 years ago...

166 posted on 11/08/2006 5:01:46 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: Ronbo4027

You're no better than the people claiming Bush is the same as Hitler.


167 posted on 11/08/2006 6:27:26 PM PST by billybudd
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To: billybudd

speaking of that, do you think the DUmmies will stop calling us Nazi Facist now, because in a real Dictatorship something like this wouldn't happen, so it kinda blows a huge hole in their Bush is Hitler BullS***!!!


168 posted on 11/08/2006 8:23:59 PM PST by RatsDawg
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To: RatsDawg

Of course not. The DUmmie definition of Nazi is "someone I hate". Therefore, Bush is a Nazi.


169 posted on 11/08/2006 11:18:07 PM PST by billybudd
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To: RatsDawg

Of course, I can't wait to see how they explain their wins in the light of all of those "rigged" Diebold machines out there...

And, no, we aren't going to buy that Rove, et. al. were too afraid to do it this time because the DUmmies were "on" to them.


170 posted on 11/09/2006 4:29:02 AM PST by kevkrom (John F'n Kerry's 'apology': "I'm sorry you were too stupid to realize I wasn't calling you stupid.")
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To: All

No AM DUFU today. I have to split out in a few minutes.


171 posted on 11/09/2006 4:32:43 AM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

Judges?


DUmmies, explain yourselves!


172 posted on 11/09/2006 11:19:49 PM PST by Watery Tart (STILL LOOKING FOR PIC of Hitlery with NYPost in the Senate in 2001-headline said “Bush Knew." FR me!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I wonder why they are complaining about voting irregularities anymore? Oh that's right they won so there couldn't be any voter fraud. (Not saying that there was Republicans ran a horrible campaign and the lamestream media held the dims jockstraps the whole time).


173 posted on 11/10/2006 7:34:11 AM PST by Dmitry Vukicevich (Vegetarian: Indian Lingo for lousy hunter)
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To: Mr. Silverback

The best we can hop[e for is gridlock, however, I fear that Pres Bush will know get his immigration package.


174 posted on 11/10/2006 7:37:23 AM PST by Dmitry Vukicevich (Vegetarian: Indian Lingo for lousy hunter)
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To: Dmitry Vukicevich

I wonder why they are complaining = not complaining

and

Not saying that there was = Not saying there were any

Back to remedial English.


175 posted on 11/10/2006 7:40:08 AM PST by Dmitry Vukicevich (Vegetarian: Indian Lingo for lousy hunter)
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To: All

I'm back. My cable was down this morning and I was out all day. I should have a Saturday DUFU tomorrow AM.


176 posted on 11/10/2006 4:14:55 PM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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