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DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-06 (DUmmies Blow Up Over NY Times Nuke Bomb Story)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/03/2006 5:23:38 AM PST by PJ-Comix

What a coincidence! The New York Times publishes a story claiming that the release of secret Iraqi documents includes sensitive nuclear reasearch secrets from Iraq's 1996 FFCD Full, Final, and Complete Declaration (FFCD-F). However this same information was already dispersed to the member states of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) which number 142 including Iran. So there was no information released that wasn't already known earlier. You can quickly get up to speed on this by reading the posting of Freeper JVERITAS on the Free Republic. And since the New York Times has now publicized these Iraqi documents which it pretty much ignored before, folks might note that the same document also show that Saddam Hussein was in the process of REBUILDING his nuclear weapons program which means we were justified in overthrowing his regime. Thanx for that little service there, NY Times, even though you really meant to hurt the EVIL Republicans in the upcoming elections. Of course, the DUmmies are now jubilant over the New York Times aid to the Democrats, little realizing that this publicity SHOWS that Saddam took a PERSONAL interest in rebuilding nuclear WMDs as you can see in this THREAD with the somewhat desperate title of "***RED F*CKING ALERT*** WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT - *** EVERYONE HERE SHOULD READ THIS (PLEASE)." So let us now watch the DUmmies celebrate the election boomerang tossed out there by the New York Times in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the DUmmies attempt to kick Lucy's nuclear football once again, is in the [brackets]:

***RED F*CKING ALERT*** WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT - *** EVERYONE HERE SHOULD READ THIS (PLEASE)

[PLEASE! PLEASE! SAVE US FROM THE EVIL REPUBLICANS!!!]

BUSH ADMIN POSTED NUCLEAR BOMB BUILDING GUIDE ON INTERNET…

[IAEA DISPERSED THE SAME NUCLEAR "BOMB BUILDING GUIDE" TO 142 NATIONS.]

We have lost nearly 3,000 of our beloved soldiers because of the threat of Iraq having WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION and NOW the Bush administration is f*cking PUBLISHING "nuclear bombs for dummies" on the internet??????

[I'm PUBLISHING DUmmies for DUmmies on the internet. Among the published facts is that the IAEA already distributed the same info.]

Holy shit. Do we realize the significance of this?!!@#$!!! If we don't jump on this with everything we got -- then we DESERVE everything we get.

[All political as the New York Times intended it to be.]

ROFL!!! MY GOD, THE REPUKES ARE GOING TO CATCH HELL FOR THIS!!!

[Take a long running kick at Lucy's football because those same documents show that Saddam was personally planning to rebuild Iraq's nuclear program.]

Yep...who's to say that this isn't the reason N. Korea got the bomb?

[They read the widely distributed IAEA documents?]

The timing would actually be just right, wouldn't it?

[Yeah. Isn't it surprising about the timing of this release by the NY Times just a few days before the election.]

Stress - PRE-1991 nuclear research! This has NOTHING to do with post-Gulf War ALLEGED activities by Iraq.

[Yes. Let us just forget the inconvenient part of those SAME documents that show that in Jan. 2001 that Saddam was personally involved in REBUILDING his nuclear program which proves we were justified in overthrowing his regime.]

If anything will kick off Impeachment later this will be it!

[John Conyers is already preparing his broom closet for the impeachment hearings.]

This is so UNBELIEVABLY HUGE, that I'm having heart palpitations.

[Which will turn into a heart attack late on the night of Nov. 7.]

10:1 odds says that the "liberal" media says something to this extent: "A lot of this information was widey available already on the internet. Does it really even make a difference if our enemies found this new information?"

[You mean like at the IAEA WEBSITE?]

WE NEED A WEEKEND FULL OF "MUSHROOM CLOUD" TV ADS! ARE YOU DEM MEDIA CONSULTANTS PAYING ATTENTION?

[Don't worry. The Republicans will probably show those mushroom cloud TV ads to demonstrate that Saddam was planning on rebuilding his nuclear weapons program just like those SAME documents said.]

Lets see Rove spin this one.

[It was all a secret Rovian plot to publicize the fact that Saddam was planning on rebuilding his nuclear weapons program.]

The information on how to build a bomb has been out there, freely available in libraries across the country for years and decades now, if you knew what you were doing. Hell, back in the seventies a kid from Ohio ginned up a working model of a bomb as a high school project from information he acquired from various local libraries. Yes, the Pentagon, NRC, DOE and others freaked, but they also said that the kid had done such a good job that all he need was some plutonium. Whether or not Bush put this info out there is immaterial. If a person really wanted to build a bomb, and had training in nuclear physics, they could do so whether or not these documents were released. Yes, the irony is delicious, but the threat is overblown. You would have to remove virtually every single bit of information on nuclear physics if you are that worried, and frankly that's not going to happen.

[And this DUmmie WINS a nuclear powered Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity before he is tombstoned from DUmmieland!]

It might be that these are fairly sophisticated circuits, etc. But having worked in the nuclear industry, knowing what is freely available in the public arena, I stand by my statement. If it wasn't illegal, I would be willing to bet a great deal of money that I could build a bomb within a year using only publicly available documents. Hell, if you have a decent size university nearby, go stroll through their nuclear physics section in their library and see just how detailed these matters get. Again, it isn't the knowlege, or lack there of that is preventing people from building a bomb, it is lack of plutonium that is keeping the bombs out of the hands of ordinary citizens. Hell, go look at the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs, they are really quite simple instruments.

[And soon to be tombstoned DUmmie madHound gives us an encore performance of rare DUmmieland RATIONALITY.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; freudenschade; nytimes
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To: Charles Henrickson
You need a weekend in your basement full of mushroom pizzas.

There, fixed that for ya. :)

81 posted on 11/03/2006 9:54:07 AM PST by TenthAmendmentChampion (Pray for our President and for our heroes in Iraq and Afghanistan, and around the world!)
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To: Paul Heinzman

I wish I could pick up Medved's program out here in the boonies where I live. I think I'll go do a little Googling to see if I can find his program on the internet.


82 posted on 11/03/2006 10:14:03 AM PST by epow
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To: Petronski

LOL! I love it!


83 posted on 11/03/2006 10:14:13 AM PST by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: eyespysomething

BUMP


84 posted on 11/03/2006 10:15:18 AM PST by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: Petronski; PJ-Comix
This has been quite the week. First Kerry shows the true face of DUmmiecrats, that they LOATHE the military. Now the NYT reveals that Saddam had a secret NUCLEAR WEAPONS program, thus validating our mission in Iraq.

I love it when a plan comes together--a Perfect ROVIAN Plan!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

85 posted on 11/03/2006 10:17:54 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Rovember Surprise.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

I wonder if he'll be featured as the call of the week. Guys like that are creepy. They haven't posted the podcast for that show so I hope they do later and I can hear it.


86 posted on 11/03/2006 10:20:03 AM PST by TenthAmendmentChampion (Pray for our President and for our heroes in Iraq and Afghanistan, and around the world!)
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To: epow
But having worked in the nuclear industry,


87 posted on 11/03/2006 10:20:30 AM PST by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: eyespysomething; PJ-Comix

Thanks for the ping, eyespysomething! And thank YOU, PJ-Comix, for providing the first laugh of the morning. I love boomerangs; I mean bomberangs. ;)


88 posted on 11/03/2006 10:21:03 AM PST by Chena ("I'm not young enough to know everything." (Oscar Wilde))
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To: epow

Go to Townhall.com and sign up so you can download the shows every day (free). It's cool because there are no commercials and you can "rewind" or pause the show if you missed something. The only problem is the time shift weirdness because the show is about yesterday's news. I love it, though. And you don't need an mp3 player to listen; you can play the files on Windows Media Player or iTunes or WinAmp.


89 posted on 11/03/2006 10:22:54 AM PST by TenthAmendmentChampion (Pray for our President and for our heroes in Iraq and Afghanistan, and around the world!)
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To: Petronski; PJ-Comix; visualops; Paul Heinzman

"Oh, Rove. . . . You've done it again!"

90 posted on 11/03/2006 10:25:19 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Rovember Surprise.)
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To: ilovew
Sheesh...don't die. Or...well...I wouldn't be that upset.

Especially since he/she/it would still be able to vote.

Cindie

91 posted on 11/03/2006 10:52:06 AM PST by gardencatz (My Marine Corp recruit can beat up your metrosexual Massechusetts senator)
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To: Petronski; PJ-Comix; visualops; Paul Heinzman

"Oh, Rove. . . . You've done it again!"

92 posted on 11/03/2006 11:11:51 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Rovember Surprise.)
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To: Petronski; PJ-Comix; visualops; Paul Heinzman

Oh, Henrickson. . . . . YOU'VE done it again--by mistake!


93 posted on 11/03/2006 11:13:19 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Soory about that.)
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To: darkwing104; PJ-Comix

"If this premise is true. First thing they will have to admit the "President Bush was right" regarding WMDs. One of the rats favorite mantras was "No WMDs"...When they do admit it, their heads will explode..."

Absolutely, but is there enough time to make the connection and have it soak in by Tuesday?


94 posted on 11/03/2006 12:30:52 PM PST by Purrcival (Sorry, RATS, I'm voting REPUBLICAN, even though the LameStream Media wants me to stay home!)
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To: epow; PJ-Comix

Either that, or he's a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!


95 posted on 11/03/2006 12:34:14 PM PST by Purrcival (Sorry, RATS, I'm voting REPUBLICAN, even though the LameStream Media wants me to stay home!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"I just ordered ANCHOVIES on my pepperoni pizza! "

Ew.


96 posted on 11/03/2006 12:38:11 PM PST by Purrcival (Sorry, RATS, I'm voting REPUBLICAN, even though the LameStream Media wants me to stay home!)
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To: Paul Heinzman
I also heard that portion of Medved's show and tried to relate the exchange to my brother last night. I just couldn't do it justice (I guess I'm not nasty enough ;'}

I emailed Medved to see if we couldn't get an audio snip of that to play - I bet he will use it as the (lefty moron) "caller of the week".
97 posted on 11/03/2006 1:05:56 PM PST by rockrr (Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

Thanks for the tip. I found that I could listen live from his website except that his show comes on past my bedtime here in the eastern time zone. I'll try downloading and playing it back on iTunes or Windows Media Player. The phone company recently extended DSL service out to my neck of the woods and I can now download a large file without taking all day to do it.


98 posted on 11/03/2006 1:55:23 PM PST by epow
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To: PJ-Comix

They really are a clueless lot, aren't they?


99 posted on 11/03/2006 2:39:49 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Charles Henrickson
PJ, will there be a PM DUFU today?

DUnno. I just got back. Usually its a lot tougher for me to do a PM DUFU because I don't have cafeine in my veins. Depends on what's up with the DUmmies.

100 posted on 11/03/2006 3:21:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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